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What can nanov do for YOU?

Hello!

Everyone loves nanovs! After the very successful Nanov for president(tm) campaign and Nanov LX(tm) luxury pet/premium financial product, we are positively delighted to announce the latest in trendy STO fauna:

Nanovette(tm) Bridge officer and Attorney-at-law, bringer of galactic justice!
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You may ask: but, what will Nanovette(tm) do to improve the performance of my starship and crew? The answer is: what WON'T she do for you!

With her numerous tentacles, Nanovette(tm) is capable of equipping two dual pistols, for a total of FOUR times the destructive power! And, with her healthy appetite for ALL things radiation, she can remove any exotic damage debuffs from the entire party, with no additional action required on your part!

Furthermore, Nanovette(tm) has the "Legal mind" trait: with her superior knowledge of starship safety regulations, your ship will take 4% less damage from all sources!

So ask yourself, what can Nanov(ette)[tm] do for YOU?

Comments

  • officerbatman81officerbatman81 Member Posts: 2,761 Arc User
    I thought someone decided to necro an old thread because i swore ive seen this before. Nope, OP made another. Kudos for not necroing though.
  • damienvryce2damienvryce2 Member Posts: 428 Arc User
    I'll take two please! B)
    STO: Where men are men and the women probably are too.
    I support the Star Trek Battles channel.
  • redeyedravenredeyedraven Member Posts: 1,297 Arc User
    Ten Forward might be more appropriate. But I'll still vote for my local Nanov.
  • gavinrunebladegavinruneblade Member Posts: 3,894 Arc User
    i give nanov an edosian three thumbs up. Nanov, of course, gives five tentacles up.
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  • chozoelder2ndchozoelder2nd Member Posts: 440 Arc User
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  • jade1280jade1280 Member Posts: 868 Arc User
    4%?!

    Outrageous!
  • horridpersonhorridperson Member Posts: 665 Arc User
    luckyyahoo wrote:
    Please keep your "necro" fantasies for kobali-themed threads, thank you!

    It saddens me to see "tentacle with a dash of beast" fantasists trying to establish a moral high ground but it's not surprising because the thread reeks of politics too.
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  • ikonn#1068 ikonn Member Posts: 1,451 Arc User
    edited October 2016
    All hail the Nanovator!!! The next governor of California!
    -AoP- Warrior's Blood (KDF Armada) / -AoP- Qu' raD qulbo'Degh / -AoP- Project Phoenix
    Join Date: Tuesday, February 2, 2010
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  • horridpersonhorridperson Member Posts: 665 Arc User
    luckyyahoo wrote:
    Absolutely! Nanovette(tm) will vote Ross Perot as a write-in candidate in 2016!

    Nice reference to the '92 campaign; Something like that?

    Nanovette Perot 2016
    "Making Great Sucking Sounds Again"
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  • jexsamxjexsamx Member Posts: 2,804 Arc User
    I say it every time I break out my nanov.

    Cryptic should never have given me a pink tentacle monster.

    And I hope they give us more someday. I only have it on one of my Romulans. :(
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  • chastity1337chastity1337 Member Posts: 1,608 Arc User
    This garbage belongs in Ten Forward, not cluttering up General Discussion. Where are the mods when you need them?
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  • shrimphead2015shrimphead2015 Member Posts: 537 Arc User
    I think it's just the OP's way of trying to send a message about making the Nanov available again. Maybe some developer or whoever handles these sort of events might look at it, get a chuckle and hopefully reintroduce the event or at least offer a different version of the creature. I wouldn't hold my breath for it but there have been far worse things posted in these forums so this for me is a welcome change.
    "There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death. It shall be life." - Ten Bears (Will Sampson)
  • damienvryce2damienvryce2 Member Posts: 428 Arc User
    My favorite kind of politician. One that can't talk. You have my vote! ;)
    STO: Where men are men and the women probably are too.
    I support the Star Trek Battles channel.
  • smokebaileysmokebailey Member Posts: 4,668 Arc User
    ~cuddles the cute octopus creature.~ ^_^
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  • spiritwalker1969spiritwalker1969 Member Posts: 406 Arc User
    Wheres it with my sandwich!

    * is grumpy *​​

    There was an accident involving butter and a frying pan!


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