Face slapping. The final frontier.

jexsamx

These are the voyages of the user known as jexsamx. His continuing mission - explore strange new threads, to see out "slap-in-the-face" comments, to boldly post a gif of Shatner slapping himself in reply to each and every one.



This is a harmless fun thread in which you, the users, post quotes of and links to posts where people claim they've been slapped in the face, and I will reply in the source thread with the above gif. No other comment will be provided. This is not a flame thread, I am not seeking to belittle or harass anyone. I merely wish to bring some levity to some souls who seem to feel as though they've been personally slighted.

I am the captain, but without a crew, I am nothing. Be my crew. Help me complete my mission.

iconians

https://youtu.be/_j2k5y0Ly5w​​

sarreous

Has the Gold Plated ship thread been closed yet? I'm sure there's some there.

Thing is about your request, I've seen plenty of people make comments like that, but I tend to skim over and forget them. But next time I see one...

thunderfoot

Have to admit this is an amusing idea. Although with this lot, it may turn into low hanging fruit. Still, I will begin searching. I doubt my posts will be as funny as some, but I'll do the best I can.

ikonn

For someone who has been slapping himself all this time, I still have yet to see any bruises. He needs to slap himself harder!

His pimp-hand is NOT strong.

oldschooldork

never mind, sorry.