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theanothernametheanothername Member Posts: 1,511 Arc User
Is it just me or does she really, compared to last year, looks like she overdid it at the x-mas cake eating competition?
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  • bloodyrizbloodyriz Member Posts: 1,756 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    She also seriously needs a gag in her mouth so we do not have to hear her.
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  • yreodredyreodred Member Posts: 3,527 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    I think she looks more than fine.
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  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    bloodyriz wrote: »
    She also seriously needs a gag in her mouth so we do not have to hear her.

    Turn voices off, problem solved.
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  • dragonsbrethrendragonsbrethren Member Posts: 1,854 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    yreodred wrote: »
    I think she looks more than fine.

    This. She's only odd in that she has fairly realistic proportions compared to most NPCs.
  • oldkhemaraaoldkhemaraa Member Posts: 1,039 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    Ok, so, you guys DO know who does the voice for the female dance instructor right? RIGHT?

    You should be very very thank full that a sound byte of her giggling wasn't included.. for her giggle is seriously infectious!

    ((GRINS!))
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  • amezukiamezuki Member Posts: 364 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    bloodyriz wrote: »
    She also seriously needs a gag in her mouth so we do not have to hear her.
    This. I'm sure her voice is perfectly fine, but there's something about this role that makes my ears bleed. I switch instances until I find one with the male dance instructor.

    Also, wow, the Sand Castle guy is obnoxiously loud. Like, way louder than any of the others.

    Also too, how about we not engage in fat shaming.
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  • angrytargangrytarg Member Posts: 11,008 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    This. She's only odd in that she has fairly realistic proportions compared to most NPCs.

    I agree with this :)
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  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,597 Community Moderator
    edited June 2015
    Either she had a little too much at Christmas or... she and the dance instructor guy got together and had a little fun over the winter... :eek:
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  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    amezuki wrote: »
    this. I'm Sure Her Voice Is Perfectly Fine, But There's Something About This Role That Makes My Ears Bleed. I Switch Instances Until I Find One With The Male Dance Instructor.

    Also, Wow, The Sand Castle Guy Is Obnoxiously Loud. Like, Way Louder Than Any Of The Others.

    Also Too, How About We Not Engage In Fat Shaming.

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  • taylor1701dtaylor1701d Member Posts: 3,099 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    Her voice makes me embarrassed to be partaking in such a frivolous activity.
    I turn the volume down, real low, in the hopes no one will overhear what I'm doing... :D
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  • taylor1701dtaylor1701d Member Posts: 3,099 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Turn voices off, problem solved.

    But then I gotta turn it on again after each Dance session to hear Spock congratulate me on leveling up !
    That's too much work for this old dog.

    ..couldn't we just gag her ?
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  • jstewart55jstewart55 Member Posts: 412 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    I have neither a problem with her voice or with her character design.

    NOW do the snake! Ssssssssssss!
  • bloodyrizbloodyriz Member Posts: 1,756 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    reyan01 wrote: »
    I have absolutely no problem with the fact that she doesn't follow the 'tall and slim' stereotype.

    Agreed, she is a good looking NPC, it's just her voice. *shudder* It gets on my nerves everytime.
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  • e30erneste30ernest Member Posts: 1,794 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    Ok, so, you guys DO know who does the voice for the female dance instructor right? RIGHT?

    You should be very very thank full that a sound byte of her giggling wasn't included.. for her giggle is seriously infectious!

    ((GRINS!))

    Wait, so who is she? I don't mind her voice at all.
  • apsciliaraapsciliara Member Posts: 247 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    e30ernest wrote: »
    Wait, so who is she? I don't mind her voice at all.

    Cryptickestrel, AKA the person that writes all the missions (if I recall correctly).
  • theanothernametheanothername Member Posts: 1,511 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    Never had a problem with the voice... but then I'm also not bothered by the epoh lady.

    Maybe it got changed in a sneak patch. Did not saw it from the dance floor, but at day one or two when I went directly to her with an alt for normal samba she looked very out of shape (not like a big belly character but more like a messed up sliders in char generation character).
  • oldkhemaraaoldkhemaraa Member Posts: 1,039 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    Shes definitely lush and curvy. ANd you have heard her in many a pod cast.

    So Be Nice!

    ((the NPC toon is based apon the real person.. though, I don't think she actually has pointed ears.. hey, it's STO get over it))
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  • freakiumfreakium Member Posts: 439 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    bloodyriz wrote: »
    Agreed, she is a good looking NPC, it's just her voice. *shudder* It gets on my nerves everytime.

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  • sirboulevardsirboulevard Member Posts: 722 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    e30ernest wrote: »
    Wait, so who is she? I don't mind her voice at all.
    apsciliara wrote: »
    Cryptickestrel, AKA the person that writes all the missions (if I recall correctly).

    Wrong! It's Producer Zeroniusrex. In fact, (her own words here) the Female Dance Instructor is actually based on her. If you don't believe me, here's a picture of her w/ Captain Kiki. Basically, its a giant in-joke.

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  • tarran61tarran61 Member Posts: 827 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    I for one have no problems with her, the guy on the other hand, I'll just say I love my ladies as they come.
    Positive thoughts.
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  • crm14916crm14916 Member Posts: 1,534 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    I don't have a problem with her either... Matter of fact, I dance as close as I can to her to watch her dance...

    So which one is she? The one in front with pink hair or the one in back?

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  • sirboulevardsirboulevard Member Posts: 722 Arc User
    edited June 2015
    crm14916 wrote: »
    I don't have a problem with her either... Matter of fact, I dance as close as I can to her to watch her dance...

    So which one is she? The one in front with pink hair or the one in back?

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    Pink hair, just like in her in-game avatar.
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