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Our motto is "if you care enough to join, you don't qualify for membership" - but that's not really true any more, so the fleet that doesn't care is making a post looking for like minded people.
Known for nothing, we're not famous at all - except for being horribly uncoordinated and generally unreliable as team mates. We have a firm belief that the average STO player cares way too much about everything.
Why worry about your damage per second, what sector you are in, or the hull integrity of your starship when you can simply not worry about those things.
As a fleet, Apathy Squadron offers absolutely nothing. We also require nothing, and will probably do nothing. Some of the benefits you will get out of joining us include:
- Trying to figure out how we manage to feed ourselves unassisted;
- Other fleets will be unable to spam invite you whenever you are unfortunate enough to beam down to a Federation Starbase;
- No matter how bad you are we probably contain someone worse - and we don't care;
- We have a Mumble server - that none of us use, and it isn't required;
Our fleet has strict entry requirements, they are as follows:
- You must play STO*
*Our definition of playing includes being able to log in. Whether or not you explode in every single space mission, or are sold into slavery and forced to do unspeakable things to Gorn captains during away missions is none of our concern.
Some bonus things:
- On occasion, one of our members rises above the minimum standard (which is zero) and will probably help if you need it for a mission or something;
Pros:
- No secrets in the fleet. You'll all know what everyone is doing.
Cons:
- No secrets in the fleet. You may need therapy.
Other:
If you still want to join this fleet, you are probably an idiot and/or a TRIBBLE. This is excellent, feel free to contact Seda@affirmative or Shadowdancer@kagemaiko today, or anyone else wearing the Apathy Squadron flag.
Remember, if you're going to be terrible - be terrible in a group.
( This is what happens when people want a recruitment post, but they don't want to do it - so they told me to get on that. Well, here it is. I hope you're happy people. )
Known for nothing, we're not famous at all - except for being horribly uncoordinated and generally unreliable as team mates. We have a firm belief that the average STO player cares way too much about everything.
Why worry about your damage per second, what sector you are in, or the hull integrity of your starship when you can simply not worry about those things.
As a fleet, Apathy Squadron offers absolutely nothing. We also require nothing, and will probably do nothing. Some of the benefits you will get out of joining us include:
- Trying to figure out how we manage to feed ourselves unassisted;
- Other fleets will be unable to spam invite you whenever you are unfortunate enough to beam down to a Federation Starbase;
- No matter how bad you are we probably contain someone worse - and we don't care;
- We have a Mumble server - that none of us use, and it isn't required;
Our fleet has strict entry requirements, they are as follows:
- You must play STO*
*Our definition of playing includes being able to log in. Whether or not you explode in every single space mission, or are sold into slavery and forced to do unspeakable things to Gorn captains during away missions is none of our concern.
Some bonus things:
- On occasion, one of our members rises above the minimum standard (which is zero) and will probably help if you need it for a mission or something;
Pros:
- No secrets in the fleet. You'll all know what everyone is doing.
Cons:
- No secrets in the fleet. You may need therapy.
Other:
If you still want to join this fleet, you are probably an idiot and/or a TRIBBLE. This is excellent, feel free to contact Seda@affirmative or Shadowdancer@kagemaiko today, or anyone else wearing the Apathy Squadron flag.
Remember, if you're going to be terrible - be terrible in a group.
( This is what happens when people want a recruitment post, but they don't want to do it - so they told me to get on that. Well, here it is. I hope you're happy people. )
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