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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Took some much-needed R&R in the holodeck, just in time for the monthly Safety Protocol / Computer Control "Accident."
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Died when my last Warp Plasma Dump had Dark Matter in it. My Star Ship Sharted.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,758 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    death by tribbles while you're in your environmental suit
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Took some much-needed R&R in the holodeck, just in time for the monthly Safety Protocol / Computer Control "Accident."

    Oh, here's a good one.

    Kidnapped General Ssharki's kids, then beamed into Ssharki's ready room to gloat.

    :D

    Another:

    "New guy, don't express Tal Shiar or Iconian sympathies in front of D'trel. No, not even as a joke."

    *five minutes later*

    "Hello, Admiral, I'm new! I'm a big fan of the Iconians and their glorious New Ord--aaaaaAAAAAaarghlebarglewurgleburgle..."
  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot
    thunderfoot#5163
         Member Posts: 4,540 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    "I don't get it. Uhura, Scotty, heck even that Dos Equis guy. They all wore red shirts and they didn't die. Why them? What was so special about them?"

    "Special about them? That's easy! One was a babe. One was a RL badass during WWII. And the last one was destined to be the pitchman for an excellent brew. Don't really need any more explaining than that."

    Oh Okay. Now I get it. I put on the redshirt and then act all sexay and hard while swilling a beer.
    Got it!"

    "Oh yeah. This is going to end well, isn't it? The scifi gods will be most displeased at this disruption of the Correct Order of Things."
    A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Death by Cat TRIBBLE (See Atch) http://otisnoble.deviantart.com/art/Oops-Sorry-Cat-TRIBBLE-485835468?q=gallery%3AOtisnoble&qo=0
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Dared kung fu master to show off the "Five-Point-Palm-Exploding-Heart" technique.
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Oh, here's a good one.

    Kidnapped General Ssharki's kids, then beamed into Ssharki's ready room to gloat.
    Death shall not come until after he gets his kids back. By then you will welcome it.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • apsciliaraapsciliara Member Posts: 247 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Killed by somebody pushing you onto your own sword
  • starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,963 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Taken by a shark.
    "Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
    — Sabaton, "Great War"
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,758 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    death by stephen chow's buddha's palm technique
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  • rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 58,008 Community Moderator
    edited October 2014
    Death by LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEENNNKINNNSSSSSS!
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Was cleaning out the for'rd torpedo tubes when the captain ordered "FIRE EVERYTHING!!1!"
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot
    thunderfoot#5163
         Member Posts: 4,540 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Died due to be classified as 'collateral damage' by Section 31.
    A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
  • starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,963 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Was cleaning out the for'rd torpedo tubes when the captain ordered "FIRE EVERYTHING!!1!"
    Saw that and was immediately reminded of a certain Simpsons episode. Death by tropes.
    "Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
    — Sabaton, "Great War"
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  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Death by Gagh

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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Death by nervous breakdown caused by vast amount of commands.
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  • lordarathronlordarathron Member Posts: 249 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    otisnoble wrote: »
    Death by Gagh

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    Death by Gogh. Vincent Van Gogh. With a knife and a missing ear.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Puked in your space suit and drowned.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Puked in your space suit and drowned.

    Death by Rubber Band Effect.
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  • hartzillahartzilla Member Posts: 1,177 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Death by rock landmine.
  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    leadme2kirk wrote: »
    Death by FORUM RAGE!

    That is a WMD,

    Death by getting a toe stuck in a bath tap whilst the bath is empty!
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,758 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    death by the Red Shirt Captain thread which is only two months since its last post and therefore not a necro--- woop woop
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  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    death by the Red Shirt Captain thread which is only two months since its last post and therefore not a necro--- woop woop

    Sorry I've been too busy playing to check the forum.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,758 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    noooo, i said it was not a necro......

    death by giant anvil
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Took the last french fry.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Took the last french fry.

    Death by taking someone else's french fry
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  • westx211westx211 Member Posts: 42,213 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Death by chocolate.
    Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Death by snoo snoo :D
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    jorantomalak wrote: »
    Death by snoo snoo :D

    Death by heavy metal poisoning.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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