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  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Death by Sharknado
    Fleet Admiral Stephen
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Suddenly developed gluten intolerance halfway through bagel-eating contest.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Died after entering portajohn that had not been emptied in 30 days of 115 degree F temps
    Fleet Admiral Stephen
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,758 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    death by falling into a soylent green sorting machine
  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Death by back to back Military Exercises, a 24 hour shift, two pots of coffee, two no doz and a can of Jolt Cola.
    Fleet Admiral Stephen
  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Death by getting zipped into your Chicken Suit backwards and while blindly going about the city you were mistaken for a hideous monster. They shot you with the stun setting but your feathers caught fire. The last thing they heard was Bra Bra Bra BraaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAeerg Fried Chickenmasn
    Fleet Admiral Stephen
  • rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 58,017 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    Death by Fus Ro Dah off a cliff.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Death by using a Purple DOFF to carry contraband to the wrong house on a bad roll of the dice.
    Fleet Admiral Stephen
  • rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 58,017 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    Death by randomness.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Death by making a right turn from the middle lane (or left turn if you are British)
    Fleet Admiral Stephen
  • rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 58,017 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    Death by ACME product.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    Death by ACME product.

    Meep Meep......

    Death by painted tunnel entrance
    Fleet Admiral Stephen
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Looked down after chasing Roadrunnner off a cliff.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,963 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Blown up with your own grenade. (That happened to Wile E. Coyote once in the comics.)
    "Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
    — Sabaton, "Great War"
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    Check out https://unitedfederationofpla.net/s/
  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Died pointing his sniper rifle backwards.
    Fleet Admiral Stephen
  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Died when he was so elated about coming back alive from the away mission that he backed into an open jeffries tube.
    Fleet Admiral Stephen
  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Died from the smell of a warehouse full of Tribbles and their turds after they multiplied themselves to death.
    Fleet Admiral Stephen
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,758 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    death by working in a dreary office for an uncaring corporation
  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Death by having your whole team leave you to fight the Borg by yourself, twice.
    Fleet Admiral Stephen
  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Death by Nurse bringing my meds just as I was about to attack Undine Rift
    Fleet Admiral Stephen
  • rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 58,017 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    Death by being alone in the redshirt thread? :eek:
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,758 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Death by Degrees: the unsuccessful action-adventure Tekken spin-off released in 2005
  • rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 58,017 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    Death... by... boobies!
    Killer Instinct style, on top of a bridge that looks like pants.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,758 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    death by Boobies, the inter-galactic Hooters rip-off restaurant chain from Shinichirō Watanabe's highly criticized Space Dandy
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Volunteered to test a horrifically effective new and better mousetrap. :eek:
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Walking into a diplomatic function saying "What could possibly go wrong?"
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    THANK YOU FOUNDRY - YOUR CONTENT GAVE ME MANY HAPPY HOURS
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  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Death by Login2_Timeout
    Fleet Admiral Stephen
  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Death by constantly having to answer the door during an STF or mission.
    Fleet Admiral Stephen
  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot Member Posts: 4,540 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Died from a terrifyingly tragic biscuit accident which occured just after breakfast. Fortunately, someone else saved the bacon from a similar fate.
    A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
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