Transport officer: Captain *a pile of, well, TRIBBLE, beams in above the captain* there seems to be a malfunction with the transporters....again*SPLAT*
Captain: RRRRAAAAGGEEEE!!!! *disintegrates *READ: EXECUTES* Transporter officer for incompetence*
"Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
— Sabaton, "Great War"
Transport officer: Captain *a pile of, well, TRIBBLE, beams in above the captain* there seems to be a malfunction with the transporters....again*SPLAT*
Captain: RRRRAAAAGGEEEE!!!! *disintegrates *READ: EXECUTES* Transporter officer for incompetence*
I think when there is a transporter error in the waste management system, you're less worried about *splat* and more worried about beaming out someone's kidney.
Holy sh** there is a whole article on memory alpha about... toilets in star trek ?
Someone was so interested in them he wrote a full article, and not just a few lines and a poor screenshot of some forgotten episode.
Holy sh** there is a whole article on memory alpha about... toilets in star trek ?
Someone was so interested in them he wrote a full article, and not just a few lines and a poor screenshot of some forgotten episode.
I am truly amazed.
You mean you're surprised? You should read Memory Alpha more. Star Trek fans are obsessive.
I think when there is a transporter error in the waste management system, you're less worried about *splat* and more worried about beaming out someone's kidney.
either way.....the transport officer is going to be....reassigned...permanantly and the splat could have been anything XD
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I thought it was the three sea shells?
Captain: RRRRAAAAGGEEEE!!!! *disintegrates *READ: EXECUTES* Transporter officer for incompetence*
— Sabaton, "Great War"
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The age old question in Star Trek: Where the hell are the Washrooms (Bathroom for Americans, Toilets for Brits)?
N.C.C. 171867
Sovereign Class
Saint John Fleet Yard
"A Mari Usque Ad Mare"
You put in a change room, but no lock
The rest of you don't do it in the changing rooms?
Oh boy.:o
R.I.P. Leonard Nimoy
ewwwwwwwwwww lol
Surely it's the "head" for everyone, after all we're all officers here...
I am pretty sure that we see one in Star Trek V.
Screenshots or it didn't happen! There are no toilets in Star Trek!
I think when there is a transporter error in the waste management system, you're less worried about *splat* and more worried about beaming out someone's kidney.
Try Again.
Oh?
Someone was so interested in them he wrote a full article, and not just a few lines and a poor screenshot of some forgotten episode.
I am truly amazed.
You mean you're surprised? You should read Memory Alpha more. Star Trek fans are obsessive.
either way.....the transport officer is going to be....reassigned...permanantly and the splat could have been anything XD