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The Ten Commandments of Cheesus

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  • rylanadionysisrylanadionysis Member Posts: 3,359 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    And Cheesus said, “Let the queues teem with premades, and let pugs cry upon the forums across the subforum of the pvp.”

    So Cheesus created the great fleets of the Premades and every pug with which the casuals cry and that wails about in it, according to their kinds, and every afk leech according to its kind. And Cheesus saw that it was good.

    Cheesus blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the queues with tears, and let the pugs decrease on the PvP.”

    And there was crying, and there was pugstomping—the fifth day.
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  • lucho80lucho80 Member Posts: 6,600 Bug Hunter
    edited April 2014
    Cheesus shall rise again on Tuesday, and with his resurrection new cheese shall befall upon all of PvP.

    On that day the matches shall turn yellow with Undine rifts opening and left and right and creating yellow blobs of around it. And the tears will fall on that day.
  • rylanadionysisrylanadionysis Member Posts: 3,359 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    lucho80 wrote: »
    Cheesus shall rise again on Tuesday, and with his resurrection new cheese shall befall upon all of PvP.

    On that day the matches shall turn yellow with Undine rifts opening and left and right and creating yellow blobs of around it. And the tears will fall on that day.

    Youll have to pry the disciples away from ESO long enough to do so though.

    Now I am over there, Cheesus is being spread to yet another game >=]
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  • lucho80lucho80 Member Posts: 6,600 Bug Hunter
    edited April 2014
    Youll have to pry the disciples away from ESO long enough to do so though.

    Now I am over there, Cheesus is being spread to yet another game >=]

    I know. Kind of sucks PvPing by myself, but I can't afford a non-F2P game. Oh well, might start actually playing the other 109 games I have in Steam at some point.
  • rylanadionysisrylanadionysis Member Posts: 3,359 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    and Mozzarella Did Come Down From Mt.domino's With The Ten Recipes, On Two Squashed Boxes And Did Speak Of The Lousy Service And Not Getting A Free Deal, For Cheesus Did Take Longer Than Thirty Minutes To Deliver The Ten Condiments.

    ........

    Lol
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  • rylanadionysisrylanadionysis Member Posts: 3,359 Arc User
    ARISE YE HEATHENS AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF LORD CHEESUS
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  • nandospcnandospc Member Posts: 1,260 Arc User
    edited March 2016
    Strategic trait - NecroUP: gives +2.5% chance to activate a dead pvp thread from hell and hit the target with a critical cheese. This stacks up to 3 times.
  • lucho80lucho80 Member Posts: 6,600 Bug Hunter
    ARISE YE HEATHENS AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF LORD CHEESUS

    All hail Cheesus, risen from the ESO ashes to troll STO again!
  • rylanadionysisrylanadionysis Member Posts: 3,359 Arc User
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    Chief of Starfleet Intelligence Service == Praise Cheesus
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