I stand here before you fine people today a changed man. Before a wonderful blessing was bestowed upon me by The Dear Leader I was lost and blind with no direction and inferior gear. I wondered aimlessly through the wilderness with no one to guide me, being blown apart by the viciousness of the galaxy and the tyranny of bleached men in thongs! All that has changed due to His grace and blessings upon my miniscule and insignificant crew!
I say unto all that stand before me today, you TOO can RENEW, ASCEND, and BECOME! The Dear Leader is for all, and His bounty is mighty! Feel the love and generosity of His righteous speakers and fear not if your heart is pure and your Juche mighty!
I swear to all who are reading this that I have been blessed beyond words by The Dear Leader and His glorious apostles, why right now my bridge officers struggle to handle the massive amounts of Dilithium that appeared in my cargo hold as a sign of His blessings and Hands at work in this galaxy! Not only was my cargo hold filled to the brim with Dilithium but indeed my bank as well! While a pittance to The Dear Leader and His limitless abilities and powers, it means the world to me and I could not be more grateful! Those who would doubt and mock the legitimacy of His power should not be afraid, but should open their hearts and learn His generosity and grace! I have been around this galaxy for many years, and never have I experienced generosity and mercy on the scale that The Dear Leader and His apostles are willing to bestow on us plebian pubbies! All you must do is kneel in eternal reverence and respect to The Dear Leader and the eternal memory of Butts the Hallowed and Sacred! This is nothing to ask as They are deserving of our praise and respect!
Please join me in observant prayer and meditation for Those who have come to deliver us! Praise to The Dear Leader! Hail to the memory of the Great Butts! Thank you for all blessings that have been given to us who clearly deserve so little!
Follow Him and you too can Ascend, Renew, and BECOME!
*spoiler alert for those without a sense of humor and for mods*
This is about the NoP giveaway events. Ignore any naysayers, they do not want you to experience the generosity of these people. They are VERY generous and have given me more stuff than I could ever hope to ask for. This is 100 percent legit, these guys are funny, kind, and a blast to be around. Keep your ears to the ground and they will make it worth your while. Just an endorsement from an individual and a pubbie.
Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it. - Bubba
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