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To All My Fellow PvPers

dravenleeobarr1dravenleeobarr1 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
edited July 2013 in PvP Gameplay
You ever have one of those nights? A night where you ate the wrong thing at your local Taco Bell, and had to go to the grimiest public bathrooms ever created by man, but you just HAD to do your business, and then passed out in the stall due to the strain?

Well, I have....

I woke up on the floor of some militaristic ship (I later learned it was a Klingon Bird of Prey, a B'rel to be exact), and with everyone yelling in a language I couldn't understand, pulled out my favorite pop gun and shot the biggest, nastiest guy in the head. Once I finally handled the rest of my sudden arrival diplomatically (the body count only reached 75-ish, if you don't count the wargs), I was given a universal translator, and was informed that since I killed the captain, I was now the proud owner of a Klingon B'rel.

After a brief evaluation of my crew (the test was who could survive after being fired out of a torpedo tube), I replaced all of my bridge crew with Orion chicks, and sought out new life and new civilizations and tried to make as many friends as possible (Poor Vulcan. The council will never be the same after I broke into that council meeting. NOTE: There may be a green blooded mini-Deadpool living there with a chick called T-Para. Someone check in on him/her for me!)

During my travels, I've made friends and a $#!+ load of enemies, and killed most of both. I've had fun at times, and I have cursed their family lineage at others, but I flew straight and never ran from a fight. And never, ever surrendered.

Last night, I came upon a space/time anomaly, and I was witness to a scene where good ol' Spidey was battling the Sinister Six. Well, I couldn't let those guys have all the fun, so I programmed a torpedo tube to fire directly into the anomaly, and jumped in. (Let me tell you, anomalies BURN! It is not just a slip-through-hello-auntie-em! kind of situation. Even the hair on your danglies will feel it!)

On the way to the tube, I shot most of my crew (because, why not?), and the others I left alive (the Orions chicks and one liberated Borg chick. She was LOADS of fun!) to limp the ship home and sing songs about my glory (or scream to the therapist about what they had to endure. The horrors they have seen...heh...."horrors", right........)

Upon my arrival back home, in my proper space/time, I wrote this message and left if Doc Brown style for it to be opened and released to everyone in a subspace communique when the time was right. I made it home, guys and I won't be coming back. Cause plenty of havoc for me, and light a candle on my birthday. In return, the next time I see the Punisher, I'll put a bullet in his TRIBBLE$ for each and everyone of you all. /salute


















^$%$(&........how do you turn this thing off. Is it this button...no....TRIBBLE.....NO I DON'T WANT TO ERASE "this message"!!


TRIBBLE it......


/3 hours of garbled sounds/voices

Time for some dinner.........Hello, Taco Bell, do you deliver?
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  • bitemepwebitemepwe Member Posts: 6,760 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    I had a very similiar experince involving 12 midget wrestlers, one incontenant Llhama and 4 drive through the desert.

    ---post above is by bitemepwe---

    EDIT: I'll make sure to pass along your feedback, but as "I quit" threads are not allowed because they always turn into flame threads where the poster gets trolled, I unfortunately have to close this one done. Remember, now that the game is free-to-play, feel free to stop back anytime. We hope to see you again soon! ~BranFlakes
    Leonard Nimoy, Spock.....:(

    R.I.P
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