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gtpermangtperman Member Posts: 0 Arc User
You know, I've always been very impressed with Cryptic Studios. To say it started as an Indie Developer doesn't do it justice. Reality is that two people, TWO, came together and formed a company that within 5 years was a REAL competitor for Sony Online Entertainment. Due to brilliant innovations like Micro Servers or Handle Based Names for non-proprietary naming conventions, or just their massive customization capability, games like City of Heroes overshadowed major production events like Vanguard, The Matrix Online, and Everquest 2, produced by the largest technology company on the planet.

So... What happened? They got fans. The notorious fanbase of Champions Online and Star Trek Online actually flamed complaints in the games and on forums and suddenly the 'population' was thanking the companies for unscheduled maintenances and apologizing to the developer for bugs. Some people might wonder how that could be bad. A little appreciation, a dash of humility, and a heap of patience should be a good thing. Right?

Let's talk WoW for a moment. Anyone who ever visited the WoW forums saw the largest population of the angriest nerds ever gathered in one place. They complained about everything from Blizcon Mounts to the value of Achievements, and you know what came of it? Blizzard knew what people wanted. They took criticism and made the changes people asked for (sometimes too often... Frost Shock Shammies....). I would feel bad for them for all the insults they had on their own forums if they weren't making $165,000,000.00 PER MONTH. I'm sure they cried all the way to the bank.

But poor Cryptic was being raised like a child with a mother who refused to see any flaws in her little boy. It isn't his fault. Bad parenting isn't the child's fault. But it still results in the same thing. And Cryptic has become the digital equivalent of a 40 year old fat man living in his mother's basement, convinced he is the best at everything and has no idea why no one likes him. Please, accept criticism so we can see changes or a great game will die to sensitivity.
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  • daan2006daan2006 Member Posts: 5,346 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    ok I be half of the forums we don't want to know your sex life


    also I did not read the post only the title ;)
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    macronius wrote: »
    This! Their ability to outdo their own failures is quite impressive. If only this power could be harnessed for good.
  • amahoodamahood Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    daan2006 wrote: »
    ok I be half of the forums we don't want to know your sex life


    also I did not read the post only the title ;)

    Bwaha-haha-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

    I'm sorry , I couldn't agree more with daan. (I did read the post), and um.... BWAHA HA HA HA HA HAAAA
  • gibsonunderscoregibsonunderscore Member Posts: 98 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    This thread is begging to get trolled.

    For the record, I was a Mage on WoW for 5 years and we didn't get thrown a bone until AFTER I left. *sigh* So whatever candy-kid TRIBBLE Blizzard has become doesn't really compare to Cryptic. Oh, and Blizzard was publishing all of its own games like a f*king juggernaut. Cryptic has been a development house, while Atari (later PWE) publish the game/support the hardware.

    Perfect analogy for the 21st century: Cryptic is the meth lab. PWE is the pusher getting all the kids to drop dollar for dollar on this sh*t that'll eventually ruin your life and age you 50 years overnight.

    ...actually, that turned out better than I thought.
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Now I'm picturing Cryptic being run out of an RV in the New Mexico desert
    GwaoHAD.png
  • messahlamessahla Member Posts: 1,160 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    gtperman wrote: »
    But poor Cryptic was being raised like a child with a mother who refused to see any flaws in her little boy. It isn't his fault. Bad parenting isn't the child's fault. But it still results in the same thing. And Cryptic has become the digital equivalent of a 40 year old fat man living in his mother's basement, convinced he is the best at everything and has no idea why no one likes him. Please, accept criticism so we can see changes or a great game will die to sensitivity.

    Sharing your life experiances?
  • gtpermangtperman Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    This thread is begging to get trolled.

    For the record, I was a Mage on WoW for 5 years and we didn't get thrown a bone until AFTER I left. *sigh* So whatever candy-kid TRIBBLE Blizzard has become doesn't really compare to Cryptic. Oh, and Blizzard was publishing all of its own games like a f*king juggernaut. Cryptic has been a development house, while Atari (later PWE) publish the game/support the hardware.

    Perfect analogy for the 21st century: Cryptic is the meth lab. PWE is the pusher getting all the kids to drop dollar for dollar on this sh*t that'll eventually ruin your life and age you 50 years overnight.

    ...actually, that turned out better than I thought.

    Psh, Frost Shock Mages owned and that was year 2, so you just needed to learn how to play! lol. That said Blizzard was much smaller than Cryptic after CoH going in to Starcraft and ******** III [EDIT: Apparently you can't say the name of that Orcs and Humans game on here??]. I agree with your analogy, I just don't know what it has to do with anything. Cryptic designs, maintains, and develops everything. They are the ones who the complaints go to.
  • gtpermangtperman Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    messahla wrote: »
    Sharing your life experiances?

    Basically... Well except that my mom never coddled and I probably make more than Cryptic does as a company (not PWE, but probably Cryptic). But besides that, yeah, same thing. ;)
  • messahlamessahla Member Posts: 1,160 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    gtperman wrote: »

    But poor Cryptic was being raised like a child with a mother who refused to see any flaws in her little boy. It isn't his fault. Bad parenting isn't the child's fault. But it still results in the same thing. And Cryptic has become the digital equivalent of a 40 year old fat man living in his mother's basement, convinced he is the best at everything and has no idea why no one likes him. Please, accept criticism so we can see changes or a great game will die to sensitivity.

    Your mom shared a couple of pics with the internet

    You as a kid

    http://www.ukonlinegames.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/fanboy-480x600.png

    You today

    http://www.esarcasm.com/wp-content/fat_man-296x300.jpg
  • gtpermangtperman Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    messahla wrote: »

    Aw, looks like I upset a fanboi. Cry some more.
  • daan2006daan2006 Member Posts: 5,346 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    now the trolls are trolling romulans this will not end well :D
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    swimwear off risa not fixed
    system Lord Baal is dead
    macronius wrote: »
    This! Their ability to outdo their own failures is quite impressive. If only this power could be harnessed for good.
  • gibsonunderscoregibsonunderscore Member Posts: 98 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    gtperman wrote: »
    Psh, Frost Shock Mages owned and that was year 2, so you just needed to learn how to play! lol. That said Blizzard was much smaller than Cryptic after CoH going in to Starcraft and ******** III [EDIT: Apparently you can't say the name of that Orcs and Humans game on here??]. I agree with your analogy, I just don't know what it has to do with anything. Cryptic designs, maintains, and develops everything. They are the ones who the complaints go to.

    Frost Shock was Shaman, smartarse. Way to know what you're talking about! And anyone playing endgame content with a FROST MAGE is a bloody moron, even in Year 2 (which was before I joined WoW).

    So, it's good to know that the uninformed are still the loudest and most obnoxious.

    Blizzard's Starcraft made them metric f*ktons of money and let them expand. WC3 was in... 2002, I believe? I think. I'm not bothering with research on that; all I know is that there was enough time between Zerging and Scourging for Blizzard to become a powerhouse. And even then, Blizzard published Starcraft by itself.

    INSTANT P.S.

    I caved and did research. Because I got over my I-don't-give-a-f*kosis. WC3 came out in July 2002, 4 years after StarCraft. Blizzard has always published its own games (unless on console), meaning they have had nearly total control over marketing, servers, and software.

    Cryptic goes through another party to handle the business side of things. Glitch? Cryptic. Server crash? PWE. Chat ban? Cryptic. Microtransaction f*k-up? PWE. Design suggestion? Cryptic. OMG GET MOAR SERVER spam? PWE. Get me a sammich? Wummun.
  • messahlamessahla Member Posts: 1,160 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    gtperman wrote: »
    Aw, looks like I upset a fanboi. Cry some more.

    Poor you it must suck facing the truth that your a big fat loser

    your mom shared another pic of you

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pLtQB9GMZTI/SKb3VJWqa4I/AAAAAAAABZI/t-id7s96H_A/s400/ugly_fat_man_picture-_funfry.jpg


    Your life must suck
  • messahlamessahla Member Posts: 1,160 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    gtperman wrote: »
    Aw, looks like I upset a fanboi. Cry some more.

    I knew this movie was a true life story...to bad it was yours

    http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/40-year-old-virgin.jpg
  • daan2006daan2006 Member Posts: 5,346 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    messahla wrote: »
    I knew this movie was a true life story...to bad it was yours

    http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/40-year-old-virgin.jpg

    some how I saw this one coming :D
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    swimwear off risa not fixed
    system Lord Baal is dead
    macronius wrote: »
    This! Their ability to outdo their own failures is quite impressive. If only this power could be harnessed for good.
  • gibsonunderscoregibsonunderscore Member Posts: 98 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    messahla wrote: »
    Poor you it must suck facing the truth that your a big fat loser

    your mom shared another pic of you

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pLtQB9GMZTI/SKb3VJWqa4I/AAAAAAAABZI/t-id7s96H_A/s400/ugly_fat_man_picture-_funfry.jpg


    Your life must suck

    I dunno man. That guy could probably kill you. And eat you. HE'S DONE IT BEFORE.
  • messahlamessahla Member Posts: 1,160 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I dunno man. That guy could probably kill you. And eat you. HE'S DONE IT BEFORE.

    Nah all you have to do is put down a bag of mcdonalds cheeseburgers dont make eye contact and back away slowly.:D
  • daan2006daan2006 Member Posts: 5,346 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    messahla wrote: »
    Nah all you have to do is put down a bag of mcdonalds cheeseburgers dont make eye contact and back away slowly.:D

    and add a kim k video :P
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    swimwear off risa not fixed
    system Lord Baal is dead
    macronius wrote: »
    This! Their ability to outdo their own failures is quite impressive. If only this power could be harnessed for good.
  • gtpermangtperman Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Frost Shock was Shaman, smartarse. Way to know what you're talking about! And anyone playing endgame content with a FROST MAGE is a bloody moron, even in Year 2 (which was before I joined WoW).

    So, it's good to know that the uninformed are still the loudest and most obnoxious.

    Blizzard's Starcraft made them metric f*ktons of money and let them expand. WC3 was in... 2002, I believe? I think. I'm not bothering with research on that; all I know is that there was enough time between Zerging and Scourging for Blizzard to become a powerhouse. And even then, Blizzard published Starcraft by itself.

    INSTANT P.S.

    I caved and did research. Because I got over my I-don't-give-a-f*kosis. WC3 came out in July 2002, 4 years after StarCraft. Blizzard has always published its own games (unless on console), meaning they have had nearly total control over marketing, servers, and software.

    Cryptic goes through another party to handle the business side of things.

    Frost mage was a PvP build, no wonder you had so much trouble. Being bad and being unbalanced are two different things. In this case, you were bad, not underpowered. Arcane was the PvE build. Anyways, on to the comment that matters, Cryptic was it's own production company until they went broke because of fanbois, hence the point of the thread. Now they are owned because they had to sell. They had to sell because MMOs are the highest maintenance cost of any game and they had two littered with fanbois and not enough common players. Again, hence the thread. Blizzard became the powerhouse they are from their MMO. WCIII sold 1.5 million copies (http://www.vgchartz.com/game/7195/********-iii-reign-of-chaos/) so... NOTHING. lol and SC sold 3.7 million (http://www.vgchartz.com/game/7214/starcraft/). To give you an idea of what that means, City of Heroes had a population of 200k in 2006. As a not free to play game that meant they made more money off of that one game then Blizzard did off $60.00 copies of ******** or Starcraft (it ran for 8 years with 7 of those years having over 150k population).
  • gibsonunderscoregibsonunderscore Member Posts: 98 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    messahla wrote: »
    nah All You Have To Do Is Put Down A Bag Of Mcdonalds Cheeseburgers Dont Make Eye Contact And Back Away Slowly.:d

    BE CAREFUL. That will only anger the beast.
  • daan2006daan2006 Member Posts: 5,346 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    gtperman wrote: »
    Frost mage was a PvP build, no wonder you had so much trouble. Being bad and being unbalanced are two different things. In this case, you were bad, not underpowered. Arcane was the PvE build. Anyways, on to the comment that matters, Cryptic was it's own production company until they went broke because of fanbois, hence the point of the thread. Now they are owned because they had to sell. They had to sell because MMOs are the highest maintenance cost of any game and they had two littered with fanbois and not enough common players. Again, hence the thread. Blizzard became the powerhouse they are from their MMO. WCIII sold 1.5 million copies (http://www.vgchartz.com/game/7195/********-iii-reign-of-chaos/) so... NOTHING. lol and SC sold 3.7 million (http://www.vgchartz.com/game/7214/starcraft/). To give you an idea of what that means, City of Heroes had a population of 200k in 2006. As a not free to play game that meant they made more money off of that one game then Blizzard did off $60.00 copies of ******** or Starcraft (it ran for 8 years with 7 of those years having over 150k population).

    he played on a UK me thinks
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    swimwear off risa not fixed
    system Lord Baal is dead
    macronius wrote: »
    This! Their ability to outdo their own failures is quite impressive. If only this power could be harnessed for good.
  • gibsonunderscoregibsonunderscore Member Posts: 98 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    gtperman wrote: »
    Frost mage was a PvP build, no wonder you had so much trouble. Being bad and being unbalanced are two different things. In this case, you were bad, not underpowered. Arcane was the PvE build. Anyways, on to the comment that matters, Cryptic was it's own production company until they went broke because of fanbois, hence the point of the thread. Now they are owned because they had to sell. They had to sell because MMOs are the highest maintenance cost of any game and they had two littered with fanbois and not enough common players. Again, hence the thread. Blizzard became the powerhouse they are from their MMO. WCIII sold 1.5 million copies (http://www.vgchartz.com/game/7195/********-iii-reign-of-chaos/) so... NOTHING. lol and SC sold 3.7 million (http://www.vgchartz.com/game/7214/starcraft/). To give you an idea of what that means, City of Heroes had a population of 200k in 2006. As a not free to play game that meant they made more money off of that one game then Blizzard did off $60.00 copies of ******** or Starcraft (it ran for 8 years with 7 of those years having over 150k population).

    PvP? Ew. I'd have sooner fed the 40 year old virgin. I never said I was a Frost Mage, so I don't know what you're talking about. I had an Arcane build from Vanilla through to WotLK when Frostfire became the dog's nipples.

    Learn to something-something-derrogative-assh*le-comment etc etc. I just don't like how you exist and stuff. Mages everywhere from Burning Crusade onward were freaking out how Mages kept getting shafted. Personally, I never gave a sh*t.

    You wanna call me bad? Oooh. I wasn't super mega awesome d*ck-breaking Mage in a video game. Excuse me while I TRIBBLE with my own tears.

    Now then, so that real people don't get confused by your skewed bullsh*t, City of Heroes was published by NCSoft. You didn't pay Cryptic for that game. You paid NCSoft. So THEY made more money off of City of Heroes/Villains than Blizzard made from StarCraft.

    Thanks for coming out.
  • messahlamessahla Member Posts: 1,160 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    daan2006 wrote: »
    and add a kim k video :P

    Then he would do his happy dance

    http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/crazy_fat_kid.gif?w=300&h=200
  • daan2006daan2006 Member Posts: 5,346 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    messahla wrote: »

    ok that made me spit out mounting dew from lol :P
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    swimwear off risa not fixed
    system Lord Baal is dead
    macronius wrote: »
    This! Their ability to outdo their own failures is quite impressive. If only this power could be harnessed for good.
  • cptjhuntercptjhunter Member Posts: 2,288 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I just shot coffee out of my nostrils reading this thread....LOL...OUCH.:P
  • gtpermangtperman Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    PvP? Ew. I'd have sooner fed the 40 year old virgin. I never said I was a Frost Mage, so I don't know what you're talking about. I had an Arcane build from Vanilla through to WotLK when Frostfire became the dog's nipples.

    Learn to something-something-derrogative-assh*le-comment etc etc. I just don't like how you exist and stuff. Mages everywhere from Burning Crusade onward were freaking out how Mages kept getting shafted. Personally, I never gave a sh*t.

    You wanna call me bad? Oooh. I wasn't super mega awesome d*ck-breaking Mage in a video game. Excuse me while I TRIBBLE with my own tears.

    Now then, so that real people don't get confused by your skewed bullsh*t, City of Heroes was published by NCSoft. You didn't pay Cryptic for that game. You paid NCSoft. So THEY made more money off of City of Heroes/Villains than Blizzard made from StarCraft.

    Thanks for coming out.

    City of Heroes was made by Cryptic in 2002 and sold to NCSoft on November 6, 2007. Keep trying though.
  • gtpermangtperman Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    messahla wrote: »
    Poor you it must suck facing the truth that your a big fat loser

    your mom shared another pic of you

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pLtQB9GMZTI/SKb3VJWqa4I/AAAAAAAABZI/t-id7s96H_A/s400/ugly_fat_man_picture-_funfry.jpg


    Your life must suck
    messahla wrote: »
    I knew this movie was a true life story...to bad it was yours

    http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/40-year-old-virgin.jpg
    messahla wrote: »

    lol Looks like you spend a LOT of time online. I'm guessing you relate a lot to your own jokes. Even knew where to find them all within minutes.
  • gibsonunderscoregibsonunderscore Member Posts: 98 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    gtperman wrote: »
    City of Heroes was made by Cryptic in 2002 and sold to NCSoft on November 6, 2007. Keep trying though.

    Cryptic did not publish the game. NCSoft published it in 2002. They've always been on the box. I know; I bought the game in 2003. The transaction handler was NCSoft. Cryptic sold the game to NCSoft, who formed Paragon Studios to take over continuing development. Cryptic was paid by NCSoft during their development time, but the bulk of the profit went to NCSoft.

    In the same vein, Atari was the transaction handler for Star Trek Online in 2010, not Cryptic (which is why my credit card history said Atari, not Cryptic), just as PWE is the handler for the game now.

    I do my research, bud. You're welcome to challenge all of my assertions. When I'm wrong, I'll admit it. So far, I'm not.
  • messahlamessahla Member Posts: 1,160 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    gtperman wrote: »
    I'm guessing you relate a lot to your own jokes.

    Im sorry but you and me are not related :D
  • fraghul2000fraghul2000 Member Posts: 1,590 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Again, hence the thread. Blizzard became the powerhouse they are from their MMO. WCIII sold 1.5 million copies (http://www.vgchartz.com/game/7195/**...eign-of-chaos/) so... NOTHING. lol and SC sold 3.7 million (http://www.vgchartz.com/game/7214/starcraft/). T

    did you actually look at those numbers before posting them? No Data between 1998 and 2012, and even the numbers for 2012 onwards seem way, way off. IIRC, both SC and WCIII sold more than a million copies in the first weeks after their release and have both broken the 10 million barrier a few years ago.
  • gibsonunderscoregibsonunderscore Member Posts: 98 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    did you actually look at those numbers before posting them? No Data between 1998 and 2012, and even the numbers for 2012 onwards seem way, way off. IIRC, both SC and WCIII sold more than a million copies in the first weeks after their release and have both broken the 10 million barrier a few years ago.

    WC3 sold 4.5 million copies in its first month, and StarCraft passed the 11 million mark in 2009.

    RESEARCH!
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