It feels like it should, it looks like it should, you can practically smell the bloodwine and feel the roaring fireplace. It truly looks and feels like a Klingon Bar.
Except it doesn't sound like one.
That techno poppy... stuff... that plays by the dancing girls is terrible. Give us something more Klingony.
I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
Well, remember that the dancing area is run by visiting Orion entertainers, and so they will play what they think is good dance music. I didn't notice too many Klingons objecting last time I was in our base, so can't be a cultural problem...
And let's be frank here. Klingon opera and battle hymns are not exactly the things you dance to. Granted, they get the blood wine and the war stories flowing (which helps both the bar and fireplace ends of the lodge), but even with a crowd roaring to shake the support beams, it isn't the sort you'd expect Orions to find 'fun'.
So, if you are deep in your tankard and prefer to look into the fire and remember glorious battles and friends, the chairs by the fireplace and the tables should be outside the sound-suppression field around the stage. However, if dirges and full-bellowed battle poems are not upbeat enough for you one night, you might be happy to have some of that bouncy music over in the other part of the lodge.
Do you remember the last Orion entertainer who tried to 'remix' a Klingon drinking song? I think the reports said multiple disruptor hits at close range.
Best to let the Orions handle the songs, and not risk another 'experiment'. We like our station without holes in the lodge bulkhead.
True that the Klingon bar area is the only one I don't mind sinking dilithium in when it comes to special projects, but I honestly feel the wall trophies should be shrunk in size. The heads are 4x bigger than they should be.
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Agreed on all that, especially that final thing you said there.
I know... that... noise... really needs to be remedied.
And let's be frank here. Klingon opera and battle hymns are not exactly the things you dance to. Granted, they get the blood wine and the war stories flowing (which helps both the bar and fireplace ends of the lodge), but even with a crowd roaring to shake the support beams, it isn't the sort you'd expect Orions to find 'fun'.
So, if you are deep in your tankard and prefer to look into the fire and remember glorious battles and friends, the chairs by the fireplace and the tables should be outside the sound-suppression field around the stage. However, if dirges and full-bellowed battle poems are not upbeat enough for you one night, you might be happy to have some of that bouncy music over in the other part of the lodge.
Do you remember the last Orion entertainer who tried to 'remix' a Klingon drinking song? I think the reports said multiple disruptor hits at close range.
Best to let the Orions handle the songs, and not risk another 'experiment'. We like our station without holes in the lodge bulkhead.