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SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited May 2012 in Ten Forward
What flavor are you?
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    red shirt flavour.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Bacon flavor?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Isn;t that tacoboy?

    How about 2/99cent flavor? :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    If you had the spare time [punchline]

    Wait no i have a million of them somebody stop me.. Wait ok..

    IF you had time to Build a Palace for the UFP President
    Would there be a TacoBar at the swimming Pool?

    [Hum?... flips Commander DAta Joke book.. ]

    Whats your Favourite Tribble?
    Whats your Favourite Colour?
    Whats the Capitol of Deferia..?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Why don't I have a doff mission to replace the primary space hamster in my warp core?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Do you drip?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    1) Do Tacocopters exist in Cryptic? Someone who works as hard as Tumerboy definitely deserves airmobile tacos :)

    2) How many times did STO forum members misspell your name so that it becomes a reference to a deadly medical condition (lol I saw that once)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    What flavor are you?

    How should I know? I've never tasted myself you sicko!!!

    I did just upgrade to a Dorito Shell though. . .

    SenshiBat wrote: »
    Whats your Favourite Tribble?
    I don't understand? Do they have names or something?
    SenshiBat wrote: »
    Whats your Favourite Colour?
    Taupe
    SenshiBat wrote: »
    Whats the Capitol of Deferia..?
    Westchestertonfieldville


    hort_wort wrote: »
    Why don't I have a doff mission to replace the primary space hamster in my warp core?

    Because space hamsters don't wear out. They'll out live your whole ship.


    jkstocbr wrote:
    Do you drip?

    Sometimes?




    carmenara wrote:
    1) Do Tacocopters exist in Cryptic? Someone who works as hard as Tumerboy definitely deserves airmobile tacos :)

    Not to my knowledge. . . I tend to like to get out of the building for lunch, I get a little stir crazy otherwise. . .
    carmenara wrote:
    2) How many times did STO forum members misspell your name so that it becomes a reference to a deadly medical condition (lol I saw that once)

    Deadly Medical Condition? Lots of people spell it TuRNerboy. Few spell it as it should be (and was originally intended), TumOrboy. I take no offense to either.





    Also, my head is a taco. Why does everyone think I EAT Tacos? Your heads are mostly human, do you eat human?

    . . . sickos. . .
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Tumerboy wrote: »
    Westchestertonfieldville

    ROFL... I finally got around to watching Mr. Deeds this weekend!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Tumerboy wrote: »

    Also, my head is a taco. Why does everyone think I EAT Tacos? Your heads are mostly human, do you eat human?

    . . . sickos. . .

    Well with the right sauce human goes down pretty good tastes more like chicken than anything else though... Only down side is the after taste...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Tumerboy wrote: »
    How should I know? I've never tasted myself you sicko!!!. . .
    I unintentionally tasted myself once. I had a biopsy performed on a "lump" in the back of my throat. The doctor took a relatively large (small pea-sized) chunk of the fleshy mass to make sure they could perform thorough testing. His method for stopping the resulting bleeding was to cauterize the wound.

    Because this "cooking" was being done in the back of my mouth, I can positively tell you I taste/smell exactly like roasted chicken.

    BTW, the other interesting tidbit to this story is the fact that the lump was tonsil material. I had my tonsils removed when I was 8 years old. Apparently it's not abnormal for them to grow back. Who* knew?

    (*My Doctor knew, that's who. After visually inspecting and palpating the mass he was 99% sure that's all it was, but did the byopsy anyway to be 100% positive.)

    And this Medical Story has been brought to you by the letters T, M, I and the number 13. :cool:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Meow here's a question.. Tacos are usually quite brittle but despite some prodding about the new starbases, yours hasn't cracked and spilled all the tasty tidbits.. What the meow is that thing made out of?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Transparent Corn
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    B-but I can't see through it meow???

    Oh yeah, those cute little fangs.. is that bold? O.O
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Tumerboy wrote: »

    Not to my knowledge. . . I tend to like to get out of the building for lunch, I get a little stir crazy otherwise. . .
    Stir, yes im sure its just stir crazy, not like anyone else at Cryptic is any other sort of crazy.:rolleyes:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Why is it devs get all the catgirls? I'm a bird and I still can't get any to chew on me.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Tumerboy wrote: »
    Transparent Corn

    With that you could be rich beyond the dreams of avarice...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Zeuxidemus wrote:
    Well with the right sauce human goes down pretty good tastes more like chicken than anything else though... Only down side is the after taste...

    Just don't eat a human that has been assimilated by the Borg or you'll be spitting out screws, hoping you don't break a tooth.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2012
    hort_wort wrote: »
    Why is it devs get all the catgirls? I'm a bird and I still can't get any to chew on me.
    Your beak is very intimidating...
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