Another thread on lobi got me thinking about the absurdity of the lobi stuff, the shuttle most of all. If one were to be lucky and average 2 lobi per lockbox, that shuttle would still cost 400 keys worth of lobi, or
$500. If I saw someone around ESD in one of those shuttles, rather than feeling envious at the exclusivity, I might actually pause to insult the captain for their demonstrably poor fiscal judgement. After all,
For the cost of a Ferengi Shuttle, I could
Unlock every other C-Store ship in the game
Buy a pair of new graphics cards in SLI
Buy plane tickets and hotel rooms for a Vegas weekend (with better odds)
Hire hookers for a dozen Secret Service agents (or James T Kirk)
(Keep it going, keep it nerdy or humorous

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