This must be from a Klingon company..this is a stubborn jar indeed!
Hmm, oh what's that you say? *giggles*
You thought I was making a rage thread? *laughs* Silly poster, there is a difference between rage and a pickle jar...though it can easily get mixed up... :cool:
I usually use a strap wrench. They do well on those lids. The difficulty is in stopping the jar from turning without breaking it in your hand. :rolleyes:
I usually use a strap wrench. They do well on those lids. The difficulty is in stopping the jar from turning without breaking it in your hand. :rolleyes:
Klingons? I just tie em up and rub them repeatedly with a screaming, angry, little trbble. They break down and ball like a babby that way but the ferengi keeps wanting to tape it so I am afraid it might be some kind of alien fetish thing...
Go to your local grocery. Odds are in one of the many aisles there is a device specifically designed to open jars. I have a plastic one that can not only open jars, it opens bottles when I'm too, um, let's say, unable to open them.
On the rare cases where I get this.
Pull out a old butter knife. Tap lightly 3-6 times. (with the handle)
Then said jar should open.
If I hadn't liked pickles so much I never would have to do that.
I just throw out any pickle jars I get. They're such an obvious money grab since you have to get the jar opener from the g-store.
Why do they spend all this time making pickles instead of making the flying cars we were clearly promised!
On the rare cases where I get this. Pull out a old butter knife. Tap lightly 3-6 times. (with the handle)
Then said jar should open.
If I hadn't liked pickles so much I never would have to do that.
On the rare cases where I get this.
Pull out a old butter knife. Tap lightly 3-6 times. (with the handle)
Then said jar should open.
If I hadn't liked pickles so much I never would have to do that.
That's why I prefer tuna.
WIth the new Can Lid Separation Console I just pop the saucer off from the stardrive section anytime without fuss. The animation is so smooth it even looks right in combat!
Now I just wish I didn't pay $50 for a pack of 3...
Carefully fit the opener´s jaw to the side of the lid
Gently lift (like you would your favorite fashion magazine or TV guide to Oprah´s channel) the side of the lid from the jar until hearing a slight "pfft"
This isn't hard, this is exactly what HYT Plasma Torp's where meant for.
I mean.... with the last rebalance.... HYT II has just the right amount of force so it won't actually break through the jar and will apply just enough heat to soften the seal....
And the jar is the only thing in known space that moves slow enough without fighting back that can actually be hit by a HYT Plasma Torp!
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There is always a price to be paid.
No. I figure if you hadn't left yet you aren't going anywhere.
Same can be said for those Klingons. My research has shown they very much dislike being sprayed in the face and hit with wooden spoons.
As to the jar of pickles,
http://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Difficult-Jar
HAHAHA !
Best post so far.
That's correct.
Starship captains shouldn't be concerned with such.... trivial household chores. I have duty officers for that purpose
General Officers are supossed to have Aide de Camps for such matters .. as doors and comm message takign
Stupid Devs don't know how to design a proper pickle jar. . .
That"s why I gave up on pickles. Better to stick with cucumbers; they are easier to complete.
Pull out a old butter knife. Tap lightly 3-6 times. (with the handle)
Then said jar should open.
If I hadn't liked pickles so much I never would have to do that.
Why do they spend all this time making pickles instead of making the flying cars we were clearly promised!
What, are you Harry Potter?
Herger the Joyous: "Grow stronger."
That's why I prefer tuna.
WIth the new Can Lid Separation Console I just pop the saucer off from the stardrive section anytime without fuss. The animation is so smooth it even looks right in combat!
Now I just wish I didn't pay $50 for a pack of 3...
Never let a Klingon Warrior do what the Mistress of the House can do herself.
Oh. Dill or sweet pickles?
Oh, great. Now they're gonna nerf pickle jars. Soon ANYBODY can open them! PvP (Player vs. Pickle) will be utterly ruined.
Sheesh. Good going, Tumerboy! The Cucumber Faction is gonna be torqued.
I don't really care so long as they don't touch my precious favourite Meat-class units.
We NEED a nerf !
*flexes*
The Gun show isn't over by the Op. *points to the OP while flexing*
It's over here *points to myself*
and another thing....
Tony Stark built a pickle jar opener IN A CAVE!!!! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!!!
That´s not canon ! :mad::mad::mad:
I mean.... with the last rebalance.... HYT II has just the right amount of force so it won't actually break through the jar and will apply just enough heat to soften the seal....
And the jar is the only thing in known space that moves slow enough without fighting back that can actually be hit by a HYT Plasma Torp!