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A Whole Lot of Tribble Jokes 2.0

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited April 2012 in Ten Forward
I started a thread based on Tribble jokes, or using the word "Tribble" in funny lines. So instead of bringing back a zombie thread, I created this one as a sequel. "A Whole Lot of Tribbles Jokes 2.0"! Any Tribble joke can range from the corny to uncontrollably funny! Anything goes!

Starting off with...

The last thread was a piece of Tribble! To Tribble with it! :p
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    When was there a 1.0?

    Either way it'll be no tribble at all to think of new joke for this thread.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    When was there a 1.0?

    Either way it'll be no tribble at all to think of new joke for this thread.

    http://forums.startrekonline.com/showthread.php?t=198854

    This thread was the first "A Whole Lot of Tribble Jokes".

    The Tribble of Death killed the last thread! Hopefully this time around, the Tribble of Time will be much kinder.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Drk2Sn wrote: »
    http://forums.startrekonline.com/showthread.php?t=198854

    This thread was the first "A Whole Lot of Tribble Jokes".

    The Tribble of Death killed the last thread! Hopefully this time around, the Tribble of Time will be much kinder.

    Lol over a year ago was the last post.


    That's a little tribbling.

    :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Lol over a year ago was the last post.


    That's a little tribbling.

    :p

    I know, right? Out of all those tribblesome times, my pet Tribble got off making more Tribble litters! :mad:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Coming Soon Summer 2410!

    Iron Tribble...
    Captain Tribble..
    The Mighty Tribble..
    The Incredible Tribble..
    HawkTribble...
    Black Tribble

    And featuring Samuel L Tribble as Trib Fury...

    The Tribble-Vengers!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    <sings>

    Chorus:
    What do we do with a drunken tribble
    What do we do with a drunken tribble
    What do we do with a drunken tribble
    Early in the morning?

    Send it to the science lab til it mutates
    Send it to the science lab til it mutates
    Send it to the science lab til it mutates
    Early in the morning

    (chorus)

    Send it to the Klingons for their breakfast (x 3)
    Early in the morning.

    (chorus)

    Mail it to Wimbledon to freak the ball boys (x3)
    Early in the morning.

    (chorus)

    Stick it on a pole and swab the floors (x 3)
    Early in the morning.

    (chorus)

    Hang it from the rafters to scare Aunt Martha (x3)
    Early in the morning.

    (chorus)

    Fry it til its hard to make a cue ball (x3)
    Early in the morning.

    (chorus)

    Put it in a blender: Tribble smoothies (x3)
    Early in the morning.

    (chorus)

    Write a song about it on the forums (x3)
    Early in the morning.

    Early in the morning.

    Early.... in the.... morn-ing!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    kimmera wrote:
    <sings>

    Chorus:
    What do we do with a drunken tribble
    What do we do with a drunken tribble
    What do we do with a drunken tribble
    Early in the morning?

    Send it to the science lab til it mutates
    Send it to the science lab til it mutates
    Send it to the science lab til it mutates
    Early in the morning

    (chorus)

    Send it to the Klingons for their breakfast (x 3)
    Early in the morning.

    (chorus)

    Mail it to Wimbledon to freak the ball boys (x3)
    Early in the morning.

    (chorus)

    Stick it on a pole and swab the floors (x 3)
    Early in the morning.

    (chorus)

    Hang it from the rafters to scare Aunt Martha (x3)
    Early in the morning.

    (chorus)

    Fry it til its hard to make a cue ball (x3)
    Early in the morning.

    (chorus)

    Put it in a blender: Tribble smoothies (x3)
    Early in the morning.

    (chorus)

    Write a song about it on the forums (x3)
    Early in the morning.

    Early in the morning.

    Early.... in the.... morn-ing!

    ROFLMAO - Loved It!!!! :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    If I could Tribble you for a Tribblement, I'd like your opinion on the overuse of Tribbles in Tribbles?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    kimmera

    [snip]

    That is pure awsome.

    Why the tribble can't songs be more like this!?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    'Good captains never forget to promote their tribble'
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    I recently purchased a 12 inch (BIG!) Pink Tribble along with a model kit of the Enterprise-E.

    The tribble was more expensive than the (also quite big) model kit.

    The tribble will probably accompany me in the office. Before working on an especially difficult case I will whip out my [Giant Pink Tribble] and stroke it in the hope of getting a 50% HP buff or something.

    The problem is I can't actually equip it on my belt (like I do in-game) because it's so big. What would happen if I carry a bag with just the tribble in it?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    I went down to the mess hall to find my pet Tribble. By time I got there, I found a Caitian crewmember, a pile of Tribbles, and mess hall of Tribble-eaten food trays.

    One thought came to mind and I exclaimed, "A Tribble in a Tribble stack!"

    Tribble!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Always remember to use a tribble. To clean up food or spills on the floor
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    To tribble or not to tribble....that is the question.

    I hope I'm not tribbling you

    Tribble me this or tribble me that....who's afraid of the big blad bat?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    I'm out of Tribbles.

    Got a Trib?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Is a tribble with the runz really called a dribble?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    The Tribble Chef baked up one Tribble-icious meal!

    It was full of Tribble-ness wonders! And it Tribble-static!

    The best Tribble meal ever served!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Of for the love of Tribbles will you Tribble somethone else!?!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Would tribbles hung on ear muffs constitute psychological therapy through ambient noise control. You'd be stuck hearing this purr on and on...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    The wonderful thing about Tribbles
    Is Tribbles are wonderful things.
    Their tops are made out of stomachs
    Their bottoms consume everything!
    They are squeaky, roll-y, squeaky, roll-y
    Fun fun fun fun fun
    And the most wonderful wonderful thing about Tribbles:
    It's hard to have only one!
    It's hard to have only one!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    kimmera wrote:
    The wonderful thing about Tribbles
    Is Tribbles are wonderful things.
    Their tops are made out of stomachs
    Their bottoms consume everything!
    They are squeaky, roll-y, squeaky, roll-y
    Fun fun fun fun fun
    And the most wonderful wonderful thing about Tribbles:
    It's hard to have only one!
    It's hard to have only one!

    Made me grin... thank you (was very sick the last few days). :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    Protector wrote: »
    Made me grin... thank you (was very sick the last few days). :D

    Welcome :) And glad to hear you are feeling better :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    I was asked the other day on the state of the tribble. "Well," I said "it doesn't look good. There's constant job worry, lack of investment capital and a build up of debts. Noit to mention it looks a little flaky and empty"

    And then the person asked again. "Oh, he was neutered" I replied.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    There has been a tribbling trend on the forums lately >_> .
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    yay DS9 zone chat on the forums
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    jaxjaguars wrote:
    yay DS9 zone chat on the forums

    What's the tribble? :confused:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    What's the tribble? :confused:

    Not a single Tribble... There ought to be more Tribble-some ways to clear out the DS9 rpg riffraffs.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    I could not retort a tribble of sorts to wonder and gaze.

    Upon returning a tribblsome sight I did find....a tribblation of fornication did my tribbling pets divide.

    With further tribbllection did my tribbling mind did try to find as my tribbling pets not only divide but multiply.

    High to the hilt am I with tribblesome worry and mide......not a morsel of food does reside as my roof bares the weight of tribbles inside.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    I saw a Tribble up a tree.
    The Tribble meowed.
    I asked the Tribble, "How did you get up there?"
    The Tribble cooed in response.
    I said to the Tribble, "Really? That's hard to believe."
    The Tribble sighs with disappointment.
    I said to the Tribble, "All right. I believe you."
    The Tribble giggled with joy.
    I asked the Tribble, "Then, where's your culprit?"
    The Tribble hopped to the side.
    I asked the Tribble, "Wait, this little one over here?"
    The Tribble nodded in acknowledgment.
    I picked up a young ridge-headed humanoid child.
    The Tribble screeched with agitation.
    I said to the Tribble, "It's just a Klingon boy."
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2012
    And now, and excerpt from Kahless, Superstar, as translated from the orginal Klingon:

    Look at all my trials and tribblations
    Sinking in a gentle plate of gagh.
    Don't disturb me now, I can't find my bat'leth
    'Till this evening is this morning, hey "Qapla!"
    Always feared that I would meet a tribble.
    I hoped I could avoid them if I tried.
    Then die under fire from something hostile,
    So we'll reach Sto-vo-kor when we've died.
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