I started a thread based on Tribble jokes, or using the word "Tribble" in funny lines. So instead of bringing back a zombie thread, I created this one as a sequel. "A Whole Lot of Tribbles Jokes 2.0"! Any Tribble joke can range from the corny to uncontrollably funny! Anything goes!
Starting off with...
The last thread was a piece of Tribble! To Tribble with it!
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Either way it'll be no tribble at all to think of new joke for this thread.
http://forums.startrekonline.com/showthread.php?t=198854
This thread was the first "A Whole Lot of Tribble Jokes".
The Tribble of Death killed the last thread! Hopefully this time around, the Tribble of Time will be much kinder.
Lol over a year ago was the last post.
That's a little tribbling.
I know, right? Out of all those tribblesome times, my pet Tribble got off making more Tribble litters! :mad:
Iron Tribble...
Captain Tribble..
The Mighty Tribble..
The Incredible Tribble..
HawkTribble...
Black Tribble
And featuring Samuel L Tribble as Trib Fury...
The Tribble-Vengers!
Chorus:
What do we do with a drunken tribble
What do we do with a drunken tribble
Early in the morning?
Send it to the science lab til it mutates
Send it to the science lab til it mutates
Send it to the science lab til it mutates
Early in the morning
(chorus)
Send it to the Klingons for their breakfast (x 3)
Early in the morning.
(chorus)
Mail it to Wimbledon to freak the ball boys (x3)
Early in the morning.
(chorus)
Stick it on a pole and swab the floors (x 3)
Early in the morning.
(chorus)
Hang it from the rafters to scare Aunt Martha (x3)
Early in the morning.
(chorus)
Fry it til its hard to make a cue ball (x3)
Early in the morning.
(chorus)
Put it in a blender: Tribble smoothies (x3)
Early in the morning.
(chorus)
Write a song about it on the forums (x3)
Early in the morning.
Early in the morning.
Early.... in the.... morn-ing!
ROFLMAO - Loved It!!!!
That is pure awsome.
Why the tribble can't songs be more like this!?
The tribble was more expensive than the (also quite big) model kit.
The tribble will probably accompany me in the office. Before working on an especially difficult case I will whip out my [Giant Pink Tribble] and stroke it in the hope of getting a 50% HP buff or something.
The problem is I can't actually equip it on my belt (like I do in-game) because it's so big. What would happen if I carry a bag with just the tribble in it?
One thought came to mind and I exclaimed, "A Tribble in a Tribble stack!"
Tribble!
I hope I'm not tribbling you
Tribble me this or tribble me that....who's afraid of the big blad bat?
Got a Trib?
It was full of Tribble-ness wonders! And it Tribble-static!
The best Tribble meal ever served!
Is Tribbles are wonderful things.
Their tops are made out of stomachs
Their bottoms consume everything!
They are squeaky, roll-y, squeaky, roll-y
Fun fun fun fun fun
And the most wonderful wonderful thing about Tribbles:
It's hard to have only one!
It's hard to have only one!
Made me grin... thank you (was very sick the last few days).
Welcome
And then the person asked again. "Oh, he was neutered" I replied.
What's the tribble?
Not a single Tribble... There ought to be more Tribble-some ways to clear out the DS9 rpg riffraffs.
Upon returning a tribblsome sight I did find....a tribblation of fornication did my tribbling pets divide.
With further tribbllection did my tribbling mind did try to find as my tribbling pets not only divide but multiply.
High to the hilt am I with tribblesome worry and mide......not a morsel of food does reside as my roof bares the weight of tribbles inside.
The Tribble meowed.
I asked the Tribble, "How did you get up there?"
The Tribble cooed in response.
I said to the Tribble, "Really? That's hard to believe."
The Tribble sighs with disappointment.
I said to the Tribble, "All right. I believe you."
The Tribble giggled with joy.
I asked the Tribble, "Then, where's your culprit?"
The Tribble hopped to the side.
I asked the Tribble, "Wait, this little one over here?"
The Tribble nodded in acknowledgment.
I picked up a young ridge-headed humanoid child.
The Tribble screeched with agitation.
I said to the Tribble, "It's just a Klingon boy."
Look at all my trials and tribblations
Sinking in a gentle plate of gagh.
Don't disturb me now, I can't find my bat'leth
'Till this evening is this morning, hey "Qapla!"
Always feared that I would meet a tribble.
I hoped I could avoid them if I tried.
Then die under fire from something hostile,
So we'll reach Sto-vo-kor when we've died.