List your memorable lines from the Movies or TV here ...
Kia Win to Kira
"Feel free to stay as many days as you'd like... even a week if necessary."
Dukan to Kira ...
"I'm not talking about exposing her to your backward superstitions"
Garak to Bashir
"... never tell the same lie twice."
Worf
"Good tea nice house"
Kirk
"Well a double dumbass on you"
Vreeknak (DS9)
"To be honest, my opinion of Starfleet officers is so low that you'd have to work very hard indeed to disappoint me"
Quark
"I have come to answer the challenge of D'Ghor, son of... whatever"
Chekov
"Why not simply Waporise them"
Comments
Odo: What're you talking about?
Quark: Everything. Bajor, the provisional government, the Federation being here, all of it. We got to leave. Well, I do anyway. You can just turn into a couch.
Garak: They're all dead?
Female changeling: They're dead. You're dead. Cardassia is dead. Your people were doomed the moment they attacked us. I believe that answers your question."
Garak: It was a pleasure meeting you.
Data: And for a time, I was tempted by her offer.
Picard: How long a time?
Data: 0.68 seconds sir. For an android, that is nearly an eternity.
Tolian Soran: Have you ever considered a prosthesis that would make you look a little more... how can I say... more normal?
La Forge: What's normal?
Tolian Soran: "What's normal?" Well, that's a good question. Normal is what everyone else is and you are not.
Marritza: What lies? You mean my failure to divulge my true identity? Believe me Major, I yearned to tell you. But I knew how much more satisfaction you would have if you found out for yourself, and that was my only deception. Marritza was a magnificent file clerk. And I, Gul Darhe'el? I hope you'll not think it immodest of me to say so, but I was a magnificent leader. Oh, you never saw Gallitep at its height. For a labor camp, it was the very model of order and efficiency. And why? For that, you have to look to the top. To me! My word, my every glance, was law. And my verdict was always the same: Guilty.
Kira: You're insane!
Marritza: Oh, no, no, Major... you can't dismiss me that easily. I did what had to be done. My men understood that, and that's why they loved me. I would order them to go out and kill Bajoran scum, and they'd do it, they'd murder them! They'd come back covered in blood but they felt clean! Now why did they feel that way, Major? Because they were clean!
Garak: A pity. I rather liked him. (after vaporising an obsidian order agent).
Dukat: War is such thirsty work. Don't you agree?
Weyoun: Perhaps if you didn't talk so much your throat wouldn't get so dry.
Lieutenant Commander Worf: No sir, I have not had a chance to meet all the new crew members since I have been back.
Lt. Commander Worf: As you probably know by now, Jadzia and I will be married here on the station in six days.
Doctor Bashir: There's nothing more romantic than a wedding on DS9 in springtime.
Chief O'Brien: When the neutrinos are in bloom.
Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: [counting] ... two... three... I say she stops at seven.
Captain Sisko: I say eight. Mr. Worf?
Lt. Commander Worf: Ten!
[Kira stops after eight sneezes]
Major Kira: I hate being pregnant!
Captain Sisko: I win!
Lt. Commander Worf: You fight well - for a tailor.
Chief O'Brien: It's funny - I've served on half a dozen ships, and none of them have had cloaking devices except the Defiant. Now that we're not using it I feel... naked.
Lt. Commander Worf: It is disconcerting, to say the least.
Captain Sisko: Gentlemen, I feel the same breeze you do.
[Dax smiles to herself]
Chief O'Brien: What're you smiling at?
Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: I don't know, I guess it's just being in the same room with so many naked men.
Commander Riker: Tough little ship.
Lt. Commander Worf: Little?
My favorite one is Worf talking about Hiriyoshi Obrien but i can't find the quote.
Matt Decker: [distraught] They say there's no devil, Jim, but there is, right out of Hell. I saw it!
Capt. Kirk: Matt, where's your crew?
Matt Decker: On the third planet.
Capt. Kirk: There IS no third planet!
Matt Decker: [anguished - touches tongue tip to upper lip and shudders] Don't you think I know that? There was, but not anymore! They called me; they BEGGED me for help, four hundred of them! I couldn't... I-I couldn't...
Wesley: "Are you telling me to go yell at Salia?"
Worf: "No. Men do not roar. Women roar.Then they hurl heavy objects. And claw at you."
Wesley: "What does the man do?"
Worf: "He reads love poetry. He ducks a lot."
Q: "Q, the miserable, Q, the desperate! What must I do to convince you people?"
Worf: "Die."
Chief O'Brien: I am Chief Miles O'Brien, and I am very much alive and intend to stay that way.
(This is sort of mangled, the exact quote is different)
Spock: The ship... out of danger?
Kirk: Yes.
Spock: Don't grieve, Admiral. It is logical. The needs of the many outweigh...
Kirk: ...the needs of the few...
Spock: ...Or the one. I never took the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?
Spock: I have been and always shall be your friend.
Kirk: Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human.
Plus pretty much everything General Chang ever said
K'mpec: This is not the Federation, Picard. If you defy an order of the High Council, the alliance with the Federation could fall to dust.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: The alliance with the Federation is not based on lies, K'mpec. Protect your secrets, if you must. But you will not sacrifice these men.
Helmsman: If we go any faster, she'll fly her apart.
Captain Sulu: FLY HER APART, THEN !!!
Q: What is this feeling? Oh... Oh, I... I'm DYING...
Guinen: You're hungry.
Data, having taken a drink: Eugh! I believe I am having an emotional response! This, this is...
Guinen: Terrible?
Data: [ecstatic] Yes! This drink is DISGUSTING!
Guinen: Another?
Data: Please!
Dr Crusher: '20 Borg are about to break the door down, hold them off till we get away'
EMH: 'I'm a Doctor, not a Doorstop'
It's the 'I'm a Doctor, not a Doorstop', that I remember the most, it reminded me of Dr Mcoy
"Data, we have eight or nine minutes at most. Can you finish by then?"
"No, this will take slightly more time than we have, sir."
Riker and Data in ST:TNG "The Naked Now"
and for everyone else:
"What I want now is gentleness, and joy, and love. .. From you Data, you are fully functional, aren't you ?"
"Of course, but .."
"How fully ?"
"In every way of course. I am programmed in multiple techiques. A broad variety of pleasuring."
"Oh, you jewel, that's exactly what I hoped."
Yar and Data in ST:TNG "The Naked Now"
"They are inquisitive. They would like to know how you would endure."
"Endure what ?"
"Them."
[Pause] "One, or both ?"
Klag and Riker in ST:TNG "A Matter Of Honor"
"There are times, sir, when men of good conscience cannot blindly follow orders. You acknowledge their sentience, but you ignore their personal liberties .. and freedom. Order a man to hand his child over to the state. Not while I'm his captain."
Picard in ST:TNG "The Offspring"
"For the first link of chain is forged, the first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
Judge Aaron Satie [by Picard] in ST:TNG "The Drumhead"
"You mind a little advice ? Starfleet captains are like children. They want everything right now and they want it their way. But the secret is to give them only what they need, not what they want."
Scotty to Geordi in ST:TNG "Relics"
"So, that would make me your .." [becoming a 'godmother' for Alexander]
"The closest analogy is .. step-sister."
"That would make my mother your step-mother."
"I had not considered that! .. It is a risk I'm willing to take."
Troi and Worf in ST:TNG "Parallels"
and pretty much everything in Darmok I love.
"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." -- Captain Picard, quoting Judge Aaron Satie (The Drumhead)
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you oughtta go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q (Q Who?)
"Synthetic Scotch, synthetic Commanders..." -- Captain Scott, Scotty (Relics)
"Q might have done the right thing for the wrong reason, perhaps we need a good kick in our complacency to get us ready for what's ahead" -- Captain Picard, to Guinan (Q Who?)
"Seize the time, Meribor. Live now; make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again" -- Picard (The Inner Light)
"Just a moment, Captain, sir. I'll explain what happened. Your revered Admiral Nogura invoked a little known, seldom used, reserve activation clause. In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me!" -- McCoy (Star Trek: TMP)
"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space." -- Kirk (Star Trek IV)
"Beans. My great grand daddy's recipe. With a secret ingredient." -- McCoy
"Beans and bourbon. An explosive combination." -- Kirk (Star Trek V)
"We need breathing room!" -- General Chang
"Earth. Hitler. 1938" -- Kirk (Star Trek VI)
"Logic is the beginning of wisdom; not the end." -- Spock (Star Trek VI)
-Q
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" <smashes rifle into display case> - Jean-Luc Picard, First Contact
"from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee..." - Khan (quoting Moby TRIBBLE), Star Trek II
Bones - "What about the rest of the inspection?"
Kirk (silently mouths) "Later."
- Star Trek II
Kirk - "Spock, where the hell's the power you promised?"
Spock - "One damn minute, Admiral."
- Star Trek IV
"Chekov, Pavel. Rank... Admiral!" - Pavel Chekov, Star Trek IV
I love all of these
Martok- "You are either very brave or very stupid Ferengi!"
Nog- "Probably a little of both."
Martok- "Indeed. Courage comes in all sizes. But don't temp fate."
Very funny scene
Nice legs........for a human.
Fortune favors the bold. Cisco before the battle to retake DS9.
Trek is cool.
"KHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!"
Also, any time a tribble makes a noise. Squeak!
Scotty: You bet your TRIBBLE Captain!!!
STXI
Alternate Picard: Lets make sure history never forgets the name, Enterprise.
Picard: THERE...ARE....FOUR...LIGHTS
Gowron: You will die slowly, Duras.
"I don't compromise with borg.." - Janeway hologram; Borg Unicomplex, Queen's chamber.
"It's insidious." - Garak; Quarks bar, Deep space 9.
"..Just like the Federation." - Quark; Quark's bar, Deep space 9.
"You think they can save us?" - Garak; Quark's bar, Deep space 9.
"I hope so!" - Quark; Quark's bar, Deep space 9.
"Prepare for Ramming speed!" - Worf; USS Defiant, Sector 001.
Lt. Commander Worf: [alarmed] Now?
Chief O'Brien: No! Seven months.
Lt. Commander Worf: I see...
Chief O'Brien: [to Bashir] Worf delivered Molly, you know.
Doctor Bashir: Really?
Chief O'Brien: The Enterprise was damaged. Keiko and he were trapped together when her time came.
Doctor Bashir: [to Worf] Oh well, I'll, uh, be sure and call you, when she's ready to deliver; you can lend a hand.
Lt. Commander Worf: Seven months? Unfortunately I will be away from the station at that time... Far away... Visiting my parents, on Earth... Excuse me.
[leaves in a hurry]
"Everybody, remember where we parked" Kirk after he and his crew disembark a cloaked warbird in 1986 San Fransisco
I still use this one today every time I have to park in an odd location, because of this line.
TOS Quotes
" I;m a Doctor not a Engineer" Dr. McCoy then: "Now your an Engineer" Scotty "Mirror, Mirror"
Talking to an Apple Mac Computer: " Uh, Computer" ..... clicks again and the goes "Uh Computer" Then McCoy presses the Keyboard, and he goes "oh" ST IV
"I am at the Nuclear Wessel" Chekov ST IV
"If i were human, my response would be, GO TO HELL......if if were human" Spock ST VI
TNG Quotes
"Shut Up Wesley!!!!" Picard
"Mr. Worf, Fire" Riker in ST TNG "Best of Both Worlds"
"Ughhh, human females are so repulsive" Lursa ST Generations
Memorable Moment
"Where is he now, Lursa
Ah i don't know, He bathed, now hes roaming the ship" Betor
"Its like hes the only Engineer in Starfleet that doesn't go to Engineering" Lursa ST Generations