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Rumors of my assimilation....

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited March 2012 in Ten Forward
...have been greatly exaggerated. I've been busy with personal things a...

...YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    So are you assimilated or are you not? Without a pic (to spot telltale signs of assimilation) I can't tell :P
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    ...have been greatly exaggerated. I've been busy with personal things a...

    ...YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"

    I don't think anyone noticed whether you were here or not.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    /remodulate weapons ...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    I was going to give you a few more days before telling the forums that you were attending a Cardassian "Re-education" program. You just spoiled my fun....thanks a lot.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    I was going to give you a few more days before telling the forums that you were attending a Cardassian "Re-education" program. You just spoiled my fun....thanks a lot.
    Sorry, we assimilated... err, finished our visit with them a few days ago.
    I don't think anyone noticed whether you were here or not.

    Might want to recheck your sarcasm meter.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    I had just assumed that a Tornado had gotten hold of you and taken you someplace that wasn't Kansas (or Alabama)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    ...have been greatly exaggerated. I've been busy with personal things a...

    ...YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"

    So that team of Silent's I sent out finally caught up with you did they :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    No, my superior squad of Daleks exterminated your silent team before they got to Bob. They are now on their way to pay Bob a visit....
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    I believe that this thread is a ploy for the Borg to pinpoint our respective locations. Participation is futile and will result in assimilation.

    Already, strange geometric shapes are appearing in high orbit...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    hmm that fighter is heading for that large moon...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    "Sir the moon is transmitting a repetitive signal."

    "What is it, Ensign?"

    "Four letters L M A O, sir. No known code in the fleet database."
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    I would've been assimilated, but the Borg noticed I had already been stripped of everything useful by Ferengi, so they didn't bother.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    hort_wort wrote: »
    I would've been assimilated, but the Borg noticed I had already been stripped of everything useful by Ferengi, so they didn't bother.

    Are you sure the Romulans didn't do it. Or for that matter, the Cardassians? Or your ex?

    Lol.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    carmenara wrote:
    Are you sure the Romulans didn't do it. Or for that matter, the Cardassians? Or your ex?

    Lol.

    No, that was my ex. But the Borg did realize that my rotund figure would still make a good flotation device.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    i-had-just-thought-you-ired-on-o-cryptic-and-were-to-busy-making-content
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    SenshiBat wrote: »
    i-had-just-thought-you-ired-on-o-cryptic-and-were-to-busy-making-content

    Got close, but alas...
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