Today my mom gave me a shirt that she found in a thrift store. On the front of the shirt is says, "10 reasons why Kirk is better than Picard". I'll share those reasons with you now.
10. One Word: Hair!
9. Kirk would personally throw Wesley off his bridge.
8. Kirk would never sing to children in a crisis.
7. Kirk wasn't shy about taking his shirt off.
6. Kirk can beat a Klingon bare handed.
5. Three Words: Flying Leg Kick.
4. Kirk doesn't let the doctor tell him what to do.
3. If Kirk finds a strange spinning probe, he blows it up.
2. Kirk never drinks tea, ever.
1. Kirk can beat a Vulcan at chess.
Today my mom gave me a shirt that she found in a thrift store. On the front of the shirt is says, "10 reasons why Kirk is better than Picard". I'll share those reasons with you now.
10. One Word: Hair!
9. Kirk would personally throw Wesley off his bridge.
8. Kirk would never sing to children in a crisis.
7. Kirk wasn't shy about taking his shirt off.
6. Kirk can beat a Klingon bare handed.
5. Three Words: Flying Leg Kick.
4. Kirk doesn't let the doctor tell him what to do.
3. If Kirk finds a strange spinning probe, he blows it up.
2. Kirk never drinks tea, ever.
1. Kirk can beat a Vulcan at chess.
10. Sisko could wear Kirk's hair if he wanted to; it's removable.
9. Sisko could make Wesley stop whining and turn him into a first class officer.
8. No, he'd just read the Constitution to them.
7. Sisko's shirts looked so snappy, why would he want to take them off?
6. Sisko can beat a Klingon with his voice alone.
5. Three Words: Knows the Prophets.
4. Sisko's Doctor can beat up Kirk's Doctor.
3. Sisko can capture a spinning probe intact and use it to turn around the war effort.
2. True. He drinks synthahale.
1. Sisko can beat a Vulcan at baseball, even if the Vulcan has a higher score.
There is no 'better' with hero Captains. They're like special operations types, they're better in their niches and would struggle more in another role certainly be less effective.
10- His JJ-verse doppelganger can stop a bar fight with a whistle.
9- He boldly went places before all of those other captains and commanders.
8- His number 1 was called number 1.
7- His doctor has a prescription for what ails you: GET YOU DRUNK!
6- He could make Spock smile just by sending him down to a planet to look at flowers.
5- He didn't need no wussy phasers, he had laser pistols!
4- He could take a Rigellian with one hand tied behind his back!
3- He made the Professor X chair stylish in the 2300s.
2- Spock risked the death penalty for him.
And the number one reason why Pike > All ... He never lost a SINGLE redshirt. (Because they had no red shirts back then! hah!)
10. Janeway has hair and not unlike kirk, both have their hair looked after and stylized.
9. If janeway had Wesley on her bridge, she would sit him down and tell him a story, wesley wouldnt bat an eyelid.
8. Janeway would probably get someone else to look after the kids while she improvises her way out of trouble.
7. in society in general, it wouldnt be a good idea for janeway.
6. janeway would probably have Chakotay or Tuvok attack the klingon while she phasers him out.
5. three words: Computer Coffee, black.
4. Janeway would ignore the doctor or deactivate him, especially if that doctor in question was annoying.
3. If janeway found a spinning probe she would investigate on how to turn it off like any good scientist would.
2. Janeway drinks coffee.
1. While janeway never beat a vulcan in any game i can think of, her personal project 7 of 9 did however.
Today my mom gave me a shirt that she found in a thrift store. On the front of the shirt is says, "10 reasons why Kirk is better than Picard". I'll share those reasons with you now.
10. One Word: Hair!
9. Kirk would personally throw Wesley off his bridge.
8. Kirk would never sing to children in a crisis.
7. Kirk wasn't shy about taking his shirt off.
6. Kirk can beat a Klingon bare handed.
5. Three Words: Flying Leg Kick.
4. Kirk doesn't let the doctor tell him what to do.
3. If Kirk finds a strange spinning probe, he blows it up.
2. Kirk never drinks tea, ever.
1. Kirk can beat a Vulcan at chess.
10: Has more hair than Kirk did in his youth
9: Wesley would have been sent on the first away mission and die a painful death from a local pathogen he failed to notice on his scanner before disembarking the shuttle
8: Archer lets his pet beagle urinate on important artifacts in alien cultures
7: Archer wasnt shy about showing off his bare sweaty chest in public
6: Archer can destroy the entire Federation single handed
5: Three Words: Mirror Universe Episodes
4: Archers doctor is also a zookeeper
3: If Archer finds a strange spinning probe, he blows it up, but not before the countdown hits 0:01 seconds and applying a moral story about the human condition
2: Archer has a personal chef to prepare every meal
1: Archer held the katra of Surak in his mind
I agree with the Sisko and Archer crew, but might as well...
10. Baldness is a sign of wisdom.
9. Picard simply sees potential in Wesley.
8. Picard prefers singing to children over punching one in the face.
7. Picard has the decency to not show his naked body.
6. Picard can tame a Klingon into a solid Starfleet officer.
5. Four Words: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
4. Picard is the only captain to make out with his doctor.
3. If Picard finds a strange spinning probe, he tells Q to stop being a douchebag.
2. Tea is awesome.
1. Picard can turn into a Borg and get changed back.
10. He made Koloth look foolish.
9. He brazenly flew into Romulan Space and stole their cloaking device.
8. Joan Collins, circa 1967.
7. Yeoman Rand.
6. No Win Scenario? What's that?
5. Scoreboard: Kirk 2, genetic superman Khan 0
4. USS Enterprise. No bloody A, B, C, D or E!
3. Defeated the Doomsday Machine
2. Saved the Earth from V'ger
1. Only Starfleet Officer that can be made Admiral, defy the Chief of Starfleet, and be demoted, as a REWARD!
Captain Kirk - The official Ambassador of AWESOME!
I really think McCoy is an odd personality to be a doctor. Never thought to find aggressive militant doctors. =P
Mc Coy, aggressive? :rolleyes: Certainly not and he was a Starflleet officer but Starfllet isn't exactly a military organization actually so I don't think he was militant in any sort
For every episode of battle or war mongering in Star Trek there's like another thousand never made because it would be pointless and cruelly boring and painful to watch
Kirk: We're doing this. Spock: Sir, that action has a very low chance for success. Kirk: Don't tell me the odds. Let's go. Spock: OK.
Picard: To the ready room where we'll all come up with a plan.
Sisko: Closest to Kirk attitude there was.
Janeway: Her problem was that she needed phase 5: we're maquis and your plan sucks. 6: shutup, you're on my ship. Do it or else I'll find you a planet to be marooned on. 7: Put that way...
Archer: T'Pol kept griefing the captain, even in the middle of his plans. Never quite reached the "your plan will probably work even though it flies against everything they taught me at the VSA" level of Spock...
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This is Kirk. *grab*
This is Picard. *grab*
Now would you prefer a hairy or a non hairy melon?
10. Sisko could wear Kirk's hair if he wanted to; it's removable.
9. Sisko could make Wesley stop whining and turn him into a first class officer.
8. No, he'd just read the Constitution to them.
7. Sisko's shirts looked so snappy, why would he want to take them off?
6. Sisko can beat a Klingon with his voice alone.
5. Three Words: Knows the Prophets.
4. Sisko's Doctor can beat up Kirk's Doctor.
3. Sisko can capture a spinning probe intact and use it to turn around the war effort.
2. True. He drinks synthahale.
1. Sisko can beat a Vulcan at baseball, even if the Vulcan has a higher score.
I prefer Kirk too. Just playing devil's advocate.
But Sisko's clearly the best.
I think I just sullied myself in the non comfortable way.
10- His JJ-verse doppelganger can stop a bar fight with a whistle.
9- He boldly went places before all of those other captains and commanders.
8- His number 1 was called number 1.
7- His doctor has a prescription for what ails you: GET YOU DRUNK!
6- He could make Spock smile just by sending him down to a planet to look at flowers.
5- He didn't need no wussy phasers, he had laser pistols!
4- He could take a Rigellian with one hand tied behind his back!
3- He made the Professor X chair stylish in the 2300s.
2- Spock risked the death penalty for him.
And the number one reason why Pike > All ... He never lost a SINGLE redshirt. (Because they had no red shirts back then! hah!)
9. If janeway had Wesley on her bridge, she would sit him down and tell him a story, wesley wouldnt bat an eyelid.
8. Janeway would probably get someone else to look after the kids while she improvises her way out of trouble.
7. in society in general, it wouldnt be a good idea for janeway.
6. janeway would probably have Chakotay or Tuvok attack the klingon while she phasers him out.
5. three words: Computer Coffee, black.
4. Janeway would ignore the doctor or deactivate him, especially if that doctor in question was annoying.
3. If janeway found a spinning probe she would investigate on how to turn it off like any good scientist would.
2. Janeway drinks coffee.
1. While janeway never beat a vulcan in any game i can think of, her personal project 7 of 9 did however.
10 reasons why he is a ..... Starts with a D
I did not know of these feelings you had. XOXOXOXO
10: Has more hair than Kirk did in his youth
9: Wesley would have been sent on the first away mission and die a painful death from a local pathogen he failed to notice on his scanner before disembarking the shuttle
8: Archer lets his pet beagle urinate on important artifacts in alien cultures
7: Archer wasnt shy about showing off his bare sweaty chest in public
6: Archer can destroy the entire Federation single handed
5: Three Words: Mirror Universe Episodes
4: Archers doctor is also a zookeeper
3: If Archer finds a strange spinning probe, he blows it up, but not before the countdown hits 0:01 seconds and applying a moral story about the human condition
2: Archer has a personal chef to prepare every meal
1: Archer held the katra of Surak in his mind
10. Baldness is a sign of wisdom.
9. Picard simply sees potential in Wesley.
8. Picard prefers singing to children over punching one in the face.
7. Picard has the decency to not show his naked body.
6. Picard can tame a Klingon into a solid Starfleet officer.
5. Four Words: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
4. Picard is the only captain to make out with his doctor.
3. If Picard finds a strange spinning probe, he tells Q to stop being a douchebag.
2. Tea is awesome.
1. Picard can turn into a Borg and get changed back.
10. He made Koloth look foolish.
9. He brazenly flew into Romulan Space and stole their cloaking device.
8. Joan Collins, circa 1967.
7. Yeoman Rand.
6. No Win Scenario? What's that?
5. Scoreboard: Kirk 2, genetic superman Khan 0
4. USS Enterprise. No bloody A, B, C, D or E!
3. Defeated the Doomsday Machine
2. Saved the Earth from V'ger
1. Only Starfleet Officer that can be made Admiral, defy the Chief of Starfleet, and be demoted, as a REWARD!
Captain Kirk - The official Ambassador of AWESOME!
1. (Snaps fingers) None of the captains ever existed....
since here is no + or i like it button
But I LOVE the chemistry between Kirk, Mc Coy and Spock and to a lesser degree Mr Scotty charm. I must say Mc Coy is one hell funny doctor.
For every episode of battle or war mongering in Star Trek there's like another thousand never made because it would be pointless and cruelly boring and painful to watch
Picard: To the ready room where we'll all come up with a plan.
Sisko: Closest to Kirk attitude there was.
Janeway: Her problem was that she needed phase 5: we're maquis and your plan sucks. 6: shutup, you're on my ship. Do it or else I'll find you a planet to be marooned on. 7: Put that way...
Archer: T'Pol kept griefing the captain, even in the middle of his plans. Never quite reached the "your plan will probably work even though it flies against everything they taught me at the VSA" level of Spock...