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The Adventures of Jim Hadar

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited March 2012 in Ten Forward
This is a new story thread based on this post. Add a sentence; add a chapter. It's up to you.

I'll start:


Jim Hadar was sitting in his quarters on Deep Space Nine when the alarm chimed. The Jem'Hadar First walked in and asked him if this was a good time.

[continue the story]
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    He stated to the Jem'hadar, "My name is not Dave" and nodded.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    The Jem'Hadar replied: "Yeah that's great, Dave. The Rest of the unit and I are going to go beat up Jem Jem Binks, he gives us Jem'Hadar a bad name. You want in?"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Jim replied, "again?' He grabbed his glass of authentic Tennessee whiskey off the table. He didn't like that replicated garbage. As he savored the taste he said, "You guys really do need to let that go."
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Jim replied, "again?' He grabbed his glass of authentic Tennessee whiskey off the table. He didn't like that replicated garbage. As he savored the taste he said, "You guys really do need to let that go."

    Then their commanding officer Gemadar walked in and caught Jim and Dave drinking on the job...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    and killed both because of it right now:D end of story
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Fortunally they are clones, so two new ones were created...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Great Scott, Jim!, the second shouted
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Wait, his name is Scott? I thought it was Jim.....so confused. :(
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    ... said the third clone.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Then a fourth clone appeared...the confusion continued for some time.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    The Jem'Hadar third finally ran over and turned off the cloning machine. At that time the real Jim Hadar came out of the back room wearing a robe and drying his hair with a towel. He looked at the gathering in his living room and with stern confusion asked, "What are you doing?"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    All the clones then unholstered their weapons.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    And scratched their backs with the barrels of their rifles.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    But one of the rifle's safety switches was flipped by the clone's scale, and a shot went off, with Jim Hadar wearing a look of surprise as he stared down.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    He noticed his pudding cup was gone...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    "Your foul existence shall not remain unpunished.", said he then.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    In a fit of rage Jim Hadar threw a taco at the clones.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Then Jim Hadar screamed, "HOW DARE YOU ABUSE MY REPLICATOR!"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Then Jim Hadar screamed, "HOW DARE YOU ABUSE MY REPLICATOR!"

    The replicator replied "Make your own dang earl gray tea" After which Gemadar goes where is my coffee black.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    LtSmith wrote:
    The replicator replied "Make your own dang earl gray tea" After which Gemadar goes where is my coffee black.

    After which a short in the power systems forces the cloning machine back on and make 1/3rd scale clones at a geometric pace. Since the previously thrown taco landed in the DNA queue, the clones ended up with tacos for heads.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    mizarone wrote: »
    After which a short in the power systems forces the cloning machine back on and make 1/3rd scale clones at a geometric pace. Since the previously thrown taco landed in the DNA queue, the clones ended up with tacos for heads.

    One of them traveled to an alternate mirror galaxy far far away and became a dev for a game called Star Trek Online. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Ashur1 wrote:
    One of them traveled to an alternate mirror galaxy far far away and became a dev for a game called Star Trek Online. :D

    However, his arrival at the alternate mirror galaxy has been delayed, expect his arrival "soon".

    ps: he'll arrive in an Ambassador class starship.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Bobservo wrote:
    However, his arrival at the alternate mirror galaxy has been delayed, expect his arrival "soon".

    ps: he'll arrive in an Ambassador class starship.

    Of course that was a lie brought into circulation by Section 31.

    http://forums.startrekonline.com/showthread.php?p=4070618#post4070618
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Ashur1 wrote:
    Of course that was a lie brought into circulation by Section 31.

    http://forums.startrekonline.com/showthread.php?p=4070618#post4070618

    Which is a subsidiary of a public-listed corporation called McDonalds.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    And then Jim Hadar said, "Hey! This story's supposed to be about my adventures, not taco guys, Section 31 or awful fast food restaurants!"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    With an annoyed look, he kicked his feet up on the table, scowled, and swept his waist-length hair off his left shoulder and downed the last of his whiskey right from the bottle, two whole pints of it.

    And he didn't even blush.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Kim Cardassia entered the room and sat on Jim Hadar's knee, and put her arm around Jim Hadar and said ...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    "Your fly is down."

    Then, he started to blush.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    and not wishing to make the forums into an adult chat site, he valiantly tried to distract her with a ginormous rainbow tribble while trying not to return too much hugs and kisses.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    carmenara wrote:
    and not wishing to make the forums into an adult chat site, he valiantly tried to distract her with a ginormous rainbow tribble while trying not to return too much hugs and kisses.

    "Damn," thinks Jim, "that would have been my greatest adventure yet..."

    "Your flys still down." Say Kim Cardassia.

    "Aw, dang it!" Jim zips up his fly.
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