This is a new story thread
based on this post. Add a sentence; add a chapter. It's up to you.
I'll start:
Jim Hadar was sitting in his quarters on Deep Space Nine when the alarm chimed. The Jem'Hadar First walked in and asked him if this was a good time.
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Then their commanding officer Gemadar walked in and caught Jim and Dave drinking on the job...
The replicator replied "Make your own dang earl gray tea" After which Gemadar goes where is my coffee black.
After which a short in the power systems forces the cloning machine back on and make 1/3rd scale clones at a geometric pace. Since the previously thrown taco landed in the DNA queue, the clones ended up with tacos for heads.
One of them traveled to an alternate mirror galaxy far far away and became a dev for a game called Star Trek Online.
However, his arrival at the alternate mirror galaxy has been delayed, expect his arrival "soon".
ps: he'll arrive in an Ambassador class starship.
Of course that was a lie brought into circulation by Section 31.
http://forums.startrekonline.com/showthread.php?p=4070618#post4070618
Which is a subsidiary of a public-listed corporation called McDonalds.
And he didn't even blush.
Then, he started to blush.
"Damn," thinks Jim, "that would have been my greatest adventure yet..."
"Your flys still down." Say Kim Cardassia.
"Aw, dang it!" Jim zips up his fly.