We've all got that feeling we're destined for something grater. Well my Gorn can now do it!
I finally made it to the
sol system, with out getting challenged once! Puny humans deserve everything they get!
And oh boy
are they going to get it!
Plus a massive stockpile of Ha'Peng's.
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Silly Klingons...:rolleyes:
First one on the left from the big glowy thing!
Stupid Stripperfleet member, I'm a Gorn not a Klingon, as stated in my opening transmission!
Tempting, it does get rid of that blasted "of Bajor" mission...
I'm of two minds if I should take out Vulcan, while I'm here. As we all know Vulcan's are Evil.
<--works as a chef/baker for a living. Makes brilliant cookies.
Logically, it would seem that you being a Gorn does not put you in any better of a position to be boasting of intellectual prowess, as it is the Gorn who fell to the Klingon Empire. Further, as one of their subjects, is it not, perhaps unwise to insult your rulers?
It would be illogical for you to challenge the Vulcan home world alone. You wouldnt even get by our defense grid.
Our intelligence report suggests that the Gorn are a large slow reptilian species (TOS against Kirk). Your ships may be tough, but your slow reaction time will be your undoing. Id advice you to instead work on stomping out the tribble threat to your food supplies.
Krenn: WAIT ITS A TRAP!
How did you do this haha? And why aren't there a million fed players around you?
Well I got to 0.0Light years from the Vulcan system. Damn these new Wibblephase cloaks are good!
Tribbles you say? Tribbles, ARE food! Even a puny human hatchling can cook them!
Now if you'll excuse me I've got to go re-program the Wolf 359 holoemitter to "Rhannah was here!"
Oh there are millions around me, just they're all sitting at the systems edge!
BTW, if anyone has any shares in the Bolian central bank, I'd suggest getting rid of them now!
*Starts investing in Klingon stocks along Orion stocks*
Kenny: He does now.
To answer you're question on "how". Well I have two Anodrian officers on my Crew. Brave individuals who have fled the oppression of the Federation!
To miss quote one of those human books:
"We will pass through the Federation patrols, past their tachyon nets, and lay off earth, and perform traditional Klingon opera... while we conduct Torpedo drills. "
Fear the spy's of Captain Birdseye!
Ooops :eek: umm I really got to remember when and when not to use my outdoor voice
It's fine. The Klingons like to use their outside voice all the time. That's why their cloaks drop when a BOff talks.
Kenny: Considering you work for the Iconians aka guys sowing choas and seeking to inslave and/or kill everyone in the quadrant and rebuild their fallen empire and the ashes of our civilizations there is no way I am trusting you.
Unless you have cookies!
TRIBBLE. If I knew it was that easy. *looks in kitchen for cookie dough*
Thankfully, it was a cute, tame Kar'fi
I wonder if I will make it to Qonos some day. I love saying "Qa'pla" to every Klingon captain I meet. They are so adorable!
You work for Klingons, hence you are a klingon... Makes not diffrence to me... Reptile or not, you ship blows up just like any other KDF ship.
thats Venus... please shoot at will no ones on it...
Only all those Amazon chicks in the jungles.. So my reading tells me!
For those offering cookies, I hope they're lantinum pressed cookies!
Wouldn't they leave a little bit of a metallic aftertaste? Maybe if I used organic latinum....
Too gooey, and they end up causing feral Ferengi to come out of the woodwork