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Can I wipe out the Federation now?

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited March 2012 in Ten Forward
We've all got that feeling we're destined for something grater. Well my Gorn can now do it!

I finally made it to the sol system, with out getting challenged once! Puny humans deserve everything they get!

And oh boy are they going to get it!
Plus a massive stockpile of Ha'Peng's.
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Sure... give it your best shot... Bet you cant even figure out how to find earth inside the system...

    Silly Klingons...:rolleyes:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    **looks out the window**

    First one on the left from the big glowy thing!

    Stupid Stripperfleet member, I'm a Gorn not a Klingon, as stated in my opening transmission!
    :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    I'll give you 2 dollars and 50 cent and some lint if you change your target to Bajor. :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Chat wrote:
    I'll give you 2 dollars and 50 cent and some lint if you change your target to Bajor. :)

    Tempting, it does get rid of that blasted "of Bajor" mission...

    I'm of two minds if I should take out Vulcan, while I'm here. As we all know Vulcan's are Evil.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Curii wrote:
    Tempting, it does get rid of that blasted "of Bajor" mission...

    I'm of two minds if I should take out Vulcan, while I'm here. As we all know Vulcan's are Evil.
    I'l throw in a bag of cookies. :3
    <--works as a chef/baker for a living. Makes brilliant cookies.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Stupid Stripperfleet member, I'm a Gorn not a Klingon, as stated in my opening transmission!

    Logically, it would seem that you being a Gorn does not put you in any better of a position to be boasting of intellectual prowess, as it is the Gorn who fell to the Klingon Empire. Further, as one of their subjects, is it not, perhaps unwise to insult your rulers?
    Curii wrote:
    I'm of two minds if I should take out Vulcan, while I'm here. As we all know Vulcan's are Evil.

    It would be illogical for you to challenge the Vulcan home world alone. You wouldn’t even get by our defense grid.
    Our intelligence report suggests that the Gorn are a large slow reptilian species (TOS against Kirk). Your ships may be tough, but your slow reaction time will be your undoing. I’d advice you to instead work on stomping out the tribble threat to your food supplies.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Chat wrote:
    I'l throw in a bag of cookies. :3
    <--works as a chef/baker for a living. Makes brilliant cookies.
    I'll second Chat's bid and add another bag of my own cookies, along with bacon. Take out the Bajorans =D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Curii wrote:
    We've all got that feeling we're destined for something grater. Well my Gorn can now do it!

    I finally made it to the sol system, with out getting challenged once! Puny humans deserve everything they get!

    And oh boy are they going to get it!
    Plus a massive stockpile of Ha'Peng's.

    Krenn: WAIT ITS A TRAP!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Curii wrote:
    We've all got that feeling we're destined for something grater. Well my Gorn can now do it!

    I finally made it to the sol system, with out getting challenged once! Puny humans deserve everything they get!

    And oh boy are they going to get it!
    Plus a massive stockpile of Ha'Peng's.

    How did you do this haha? And why aren't there a million fed players around you? :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Teleon wrote: »
    Logically, it would seem that you being a Gorn does not put you in any better of a position to be boasting of intellectual prowess, as it is the Gorn who fell to the Klingon Empire. Further, as one of their subjects, is it not, perhaps unwise to insult your rulers?


    It would be illogical for you to challenge the Vulcan home world alone. You wouldn’t even get by our defense grid.
    Our intelligence report suggests that the Gorn are a large slow reptilian species (TOS against Kirk). Your ships may be tough, but your slow reaction time will be your undoing. I’d advice you to instead work on stomping out the tribble threat to your food supplies.

    Well I got to 0.0Light years from the Vulcan system. Damn these new Wibblephase cloaks are good!

    Tribbles you say? Tribbles, ARE food! Even a puny human hatchling can cook them!

    Now if you'll excuse me I've got to go re-program the Wolf 359 holoemitter to "Rhannah was here!"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    How did you do this haha? And why aren't there a million fed players around you? :p

    Oh there are millions around me, just they're all sitting at the systems edge!

    BTW, if anyone has any shares in the Bolian central bank, I'd suggest getting rid of them now!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Curii wrote:
    Oh there are millions around me, just they're all sitting at the systems edge!

    BTW, if anyone has any shares in the Bolian central bank, I'd suggest getting rid of them now!

    *Starts investing in Klingon stocks along Orion stocks*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Does the OP know about our inside "man" in his engineering department?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Does the OP know about our inside "man" in his engineering department?

    Kenny: He does now.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    *Starts investing in Klingon stocks along Orion stocks*

    To answer you're question on "how". Well I have two Anodrian officers on my Crew. Brave individuals who have fled the oppression of the Federation!

    To miss quote one of those human books:
    "We will pass through the Federation patrols, past their tachyon nets, and lay off earth, and perform traditional Klingon opera... while we conduct Torpedo drills. "
    Does the OP know about our inside "man" in his engineering department?
    Fear the spy's of Captain Birdseye!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Kenny: He does now.

    Ooops :eek: umm I really got to remember when and when not to use my outdoor voice
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Ooops :eek: umm I really got to remember when and when not to use my outdoor voice

    It's fine. The Klingons like to use their outside voice all the time. That's why their cloaks drop when a BOff talks.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Starfleet veruuls... err... *nearly chokes* friends... For the low low price of Utopia Planetia, permission to operate militarily within your borders, and Andoria, I offer you the aid of the Tal Shiar (1 Scimitar, 12 D'deridex's, 24 Mogais, and 40 uprated Birds of Prey) in your defense against the Gorn advance. ;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Starfleet veruuls... err... *nearly chokes* friends... For the low low price of Utopia Planetia, permission to operate militarily within your borders, and Andoria, I offer you the aid of the Tal Shiar (1 Scimitar, 12 D'deridex's, 24 Mogais, and 40 uprated Birds of Prey) in your defense against the Gorn advance. ;)

    Kenny: Considering you work for the Iconians aka guys sowing choas and seeking to inslave and/or kill everyone in the quadrant and rebuild their fallen empire and the ashes of our civilizations there is no way I am trusting you.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Kenny: Considering you work for the Iconians aka guys sowing choas and seeking to inslave and/or kill everyone in the quadrant and rebuild their fallen empire and the ashes of our civilizations there is no way I am trusting you.

    Unless you have cookies! :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Unless you have cookies! :D

    TRIBBLE. If I knew it was that easy. *looks in kitchen for cookie dough*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    I shivered involuntarily as I saw a Kar'fi battle carrier cruising past Sol the other night.

    Thankfully, it was a cute, tame Kar'fi :D

    I wonder if I will make it to Qonos some day. I love saying "Qa'pla" to every Klingon captain I meet. They are so adorable!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Curii wrote:
    **looks out the window**

    First one on the left from the big glowy thing!

    Stupid Stripperfleet member, I'm a Gorn not a Klingon, as stated in my opening transmission!
    :p

    You work for Klingons, hence you are a klingon... Makes not diffrence to me... Reptile or not, you ship blows up just like any other KDF ship.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    First on to the left huh.......

    thats Venus... please shoot at will no ones on it...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    First on to the left huh.......

    thats Venus... please shoot at will no ones on it...

    Only all those Amazon chicks in the jungles.. So my reading tells me!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Remember if you wanna destroy earth u have to fight a wall of Zombie cruiser odysseys and a bunch of Mirandas. Then ofcourse ill just let you through cause i hate earth... Although if you destroy Bajor ill give u pie and a device that allows you to fire tribbles instead of torpedos.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Curii, i think starfleet would shout for joy if you Destroyed those pesky Bajorans lol :D I would gladly help you do that lol
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Oh all right, Bajor it is.

    For those offering cookies, I hope they're lantinum pressed cookies!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Curii wrote:
    Oh all right, Bajor it is.

    For those offering cookies, I hope they're lantinum pressed cookies!

    Wouldn't they leave a little bit of a metallic aftertaste? Maybe if I used organic latinum....
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Wouldn't they leave a little bit of a metallic aftertaste? Maybe if I used organic latinum....

    Too gooey, and they end up causing feral Ferengi to come out of the woodwork
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