Hello there!
My name is Obi Wan Kenobi, Jedi Knight. Former, Jedi Knight I suppose. I was pursuing these blasted droids through the galaxy and my hyperspace window opened near a black hole. I fell through it, crashing my vessel and destroying my lightsaber in the process. Thankfully, I arrived on a planet that was definitely as cold as Hoth where I was able to barter a new weapon from this small alien. A Ferengi I think it referred itself as. Using the gyroscopes and crystals I was able to salvage I converted this basic and crudely designed Bat'leth into something a bit more familiar
http://tinypic.com/r/33l2t10/5
A high ranking official contacted me and whilst their top science teams work on reopening that wormhole back to my Galaxy, for now, I have assigned to a starship. This Federation believe that I can bring a unique perspective to their war with the Empire. Hmm, this all seems quite familiar to me.
May the Force be with you all
Comments
Beware the Side of darness
you should
http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&q=jar+jar+kirk#/d20kwg6
Kirk's opinion on Jar Jar.
So we have Star Trek TOS Star Wars Ep. 1 and Battlestar Galatica in one cell. This could get ugly.
My thoughts exactly, nevermind Frack is misspelled
The correct spelling is frak. No 'C'