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Merry Klingon Christmas

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited December 2011 in Ten Forward
Figuered this was fitting for the season:

http://youtu.be/zDqxNBXt0Uc
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    -ridged head palm-
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Is it a bad thing if I was singing along quietly?....

    :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Do you say you will fight me? (beats chest) :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Qa'pla Maj,Qa!

    on a very important note: a word about a scam that targets mature aged Men during the Holidays.
    Older Men Scam
    Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

    Here's how the scam works; Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their TRIBBLE almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.

    You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen Aug. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also Sept. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

    So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

    Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores.

    Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.

    So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    I don't have any Klingon Christmas vids for you.

    But I do have my favorite Klingon vids.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9sFyY9LN0M

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYJjtwkiiTY
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP6IkBtTd6Y&feature=related


    I mean ya know.......if klingons like prunes.......
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Snow falling down
    don't let the Borg
    Accumulate your towne

    when there are Brave Allied Captains all
    around

    WAke up and greet the bRave Kahless day
    put your boots on
    and walk that Targ
    and Smile

    Starfleet Genuflect
    and don't you warp away..

    and SMile it's a better then Data Day
    Time to reach the mountain
    and see the Arc were Surok
    dwelt

    With the Q presents and good will left abound
    You were the Ensign saw that
    tear in your Captains eye

    You did not stop
    Share their toast
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    This is how we say "Merry Christmas" in Alabama.

    Merry Christmas my fellow 10Fers! :cool:


    castogere wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP6IkBtTd6Y&feature=related


    I mean ya know.......if klingons like prunes.......

    I shall never forgive you...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Gotta dance!

    Giggity
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