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The Roast of 10 Forward

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited December 2011 in Ten Forward
Watching those old Dean Martin roasts gave me a pointless idea to kill time.......


Roast the poster above you.......

Rules are simple, it has to be clean enough to pass the Cryptic sensor, its all in good fun (no negative nancys), and you sometimes have to laugh.......even if its at yourself.....


SO Im the first victem open to good natured ridicule.....

FIRE AWAY! :D
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Set an example:


    Yo house is so small you gotta eat a large pizza on the front lawn....... :rolleyes:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Well actually since we just had the Q weekend, *grabs Castogere while he is still polymorphed by Q into a turkey* and pops him off to the kitchens.

    A glorious Turkey feast ensues on ESD :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    castogere wrote: »
    Set an example:


    Yo house is so small you gotta eat a large pizza on the front lawn....... :rolleyes:

    Actually that is so close to the truth its laughable, except we dont even have a lawn :(
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Another example? No takers? This is comedy gold in the making!


    "Your so short you can walk around underneath the bed with high heels and not have to duck"




    ;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    *puts on Crocodile Dundee accent* That's not a roast. This a roast: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0UD9q0_sEI :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    You're so dumb you broke the IQ test! :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    JESUS! When that Klingon punched you in the face, he forgot to slap the stupid out of you!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Well When CHAT joined the fleet she [cant say cant say] and when we sobered up all that was in the
    room were empty refreashment cans empty shaving cream and bics layign around.

    oh yeah and a bunch of "We love fleet Mom" tattos.
    jedi academy drop out
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Senshi makes the Tamarans sound coherent!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    The most conflicted 10ite ever. An ageless dragon with piles of gold and yet still finds a way to be grumpy. We sure Archys is not a woman? :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Couldn't hit the broadside of a C-5 Galaxy. :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Hits below the belt attacking somebody's marksmanship. Luckily I wear a shoulder holster. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Capulet wrote: »
    Hits below the belt attacking somebody's marksmanship. Luckily I wear a shoulder holster. :D

    Still can't hit the broadside of a 777. :D:p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Archanubis wrote:
    Still can't hit the broadside of a 777. :D:p

    *pats Archy's belly* Care to bet on that? You should lay off a sheep or two sooner if you aren't doing as much flying into battle. ;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    If your Cousin Smog Had only put the ring on a string..

    Looks like the Pillsbury Bake off has met Guns and Ammo.. Nothing says..
    4 and Twenty Hort Birds baked in a pie like a Magnum


    where did the kaleidoscope feathered bird go... he was just being measured for a casserole dish
    to serve RAvens holiday party off campus.

    I had the military shoulder rig for my Colt Commander.. it was good on the range.. now civ life; well the cats knocked my PRecinct top trophy off the self and broke my weaver crouch off the base. and turned the revolver into a snub nose detective special. not very dirty harry. split the dan off the wesson
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Is the sanest person here.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    He’s afraid nobody will remember him when he’s gone. Gee, I can think of several reasons he’ll be remembered. He wouldn’t like any of them, but I can think of them
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Realized wisely that Fremantle was a bad place for ships mascots.. Subs and Wolfs don't mix
    Hums Frank Zappa Nanook .. and knows where huskies.. and wont repeat it if a proper ladies about
    We're on a boat that's on a Path to a journey.. but the Traswarp gateso ut of service
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Just killed another gold shirt.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    IF i dint think i knew i'd say Erts Sig Pic was a plea to Raven to date him.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    - I’d like to introduce SenshiBat, a guy who never says a bad word about anybody, except He doesn’t know anybody. :D

    - With most people, the left side of your brain does some things, and the right side does others. In his case, however, neither side seems to do a whole lot. :D

    - SenshiBat, dressing like a Geisha Girl will not get you the women. :D

    - Put the toy sword down, its time to do your homework :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    I think Gene Simmons was Assimilated into the Kabuki Culture in the Hotter then hell years..
    now he was shopping off the wrong rack.. Samurai gears pricey the sword well its like the antique shop
    and Sayas dilemma at finding good steel.. kitaeru the right blade

    I think you may be confused by Mystery Science 2000 and the whole Whats your favourite
    Japanese Theater..
    and Crow thinks NOH means No..

    ?Geisha well hum maybe a good Geisha Hair saloon is needed here..

    I mean don't you just look menicly at the underclassmen to do that homework for you?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Weird people are usually messy,

    makes one wonder if your house is so funky the roaches come out of the shower with a towel wrapped around them looking for the remote control.........

    hey a 6ft roach doesnt have to be a bad thing......
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    castogere wrote: »
    hey a 6ft roach doesnt have to be a bad thing......

    Means it came from a 12 foot J? Sounds good to me.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Fine proponent of all if not most of many world problems can be solved wit ha good Python Sketch.
    Tried to avoid Graham Bottle to remember lines .. but the Lips Wide open falls off captain's chair

    Senshi and Roach at CAppys Cork removed.. all fall down
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Anybody have a 4 foot Zippo lighter handy?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    as a matter of fact......i do! :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    Let the Roasting continue: :D

    Its apparent that midget bowling is in season, Roach uses Castogere to hit straight Turkeys - :D

    Castogere - "Le Train, Le train, ......... aaarrraaagh mon Heart !!" :D

    Castogere uses a soap box when doing major speeches :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    castogere wrote: »
    as a matter of fact......i do! :D

    Once we find a wheel barrow or a 12foot pair of arterial clips to hold this beast of a Roach, we are set!!

    I love 10 forward, the only bar in the Universe where the alcohol doesn't give you Beer-Googles and makes you wake up next to a pakled debutante with halitosis and an over-bite that would make a woodchuck grimace in envy.
    All for the simple cost of drinking non-alcoholic alcohol while pretending to look cool, unless your friends with the bartender.
    Remember there is nothing worse than running around with your pants on your head and holo-recording your buttocks drunk off synthahol.
    Is there Castogere?

    Though I must say that the Gates of Stovokor bar is a bit more lively since it has real alcohol and no pakleds, but waking up next to a Gorn and finding a descaler clenched in your fists is just as bad.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2011
    There is roast in the title but no beef in the thread. Where's the beef? I can that false advertising! :mad: Maybe it'll be under all of Roach's fur. *gets hedge clipper* Nope! /rage Wait... it's a ROACH! *stomp, stopm, stomp* Is it dead?! *stomp, stomp, stomp*
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