Watching those old Dean Martin roasts gave me a pointless idea to kill time.......
Roast the poster above you.......
Rules are simple, it has to be clean enough to pass the Cryptic sensor, its all in good fun (no negative nancys), and you sometimes have to laugh.......even if its at yourself.....
SO Im the first victem open to good natured ridicule.....
FIRE AWAY!
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Yo house is so small you gotta eat a large pizza on the front lawn....... :rolleyes:
A glorious Turkey feast ensues on ESD
Actually that is so close to the truth its laughable, except we dont even have a lawn
"Your so short you can walk around underneath the bed with high heels and not have to duck"
room were empty refreashment cans empty shaving cream and bics layign around.
oh yeah and a bunch of "We love fleet Mom" tattos.
jedi academy drop out
Still can't hit the broadside of a 777.
*pats Archy's belly* Care to bet on that? You should lay off a sheep or two sooner if you aren't doing as much flying into battle.
Looks like the Pillsbury Bake off has met Guns and Ammo.. Nothing says..
4 and Twenty Hort Birds baked in a pie like a Magnum
where did the kaleidoscope feathered bird go... he was just being measured for a casserole dish
to serve RAvens holiday party off campus.
I had the military shoulder rig for my Colt Commander.. it was good on the range.. now civ life; well the cats knocked my PRecinct top trophy off the self and broke my weaver crouch off the base. and turned the revolver into a snub nose detective special. not very dirty harry. split the dan off the wesson
Hums Frank Zappa Nanook .. and knows where huskies.. and wont repeat it if a proper ladies about
We're on a boat that's on a Path to a journey.. but the Traswarp gateso ut of service
- With most people, the left side of your brain does some things, and the right side does others. In his case, however, neither side seems to do a whole lot.
- SenshiBat, dressing like a Geisha Girl will not get you the women.
- Put the toy sword down, its time to do your homework
now he was shopping off the wrong rack.. Samurai gears pricey the sword well its like the antique shop
and Sayas dilemma at finding good steel.. kitaeru the right blade
I think you may be confused by Mystery Science 2000 and the whole Whats your favourite
Japanese Theater..
and Crow thinks NOH means No..
?Geisha well hum maybe a good Geisha Hair saloon is needed here..
I mean don't you just look menicly at the underclassmen to do that homework for you?
makes one wonder if your house is so funky the roaches come out of the shower with a towel wrapped around them looking for the remote control.........
hey a 6ft roach doesnt have to be a bad thing......
Means it came from a 12 foot J? Sounds good to me.
Tried to avoid Graham Bottle to remember lines .. but the Lips Wide open falls off captain's chair
Senshi and Roach at CAppys Cork removed.. all fall down
Its apparent that midget bowling is in season, Roach uses Castogere to hit straight Turkeys -
Castogere - "Le Train, Le train, ......... aaarrraaagh mon Heart !!"
Castogere uses a soap box when doing major speeches
Once we find a wheel barrow or a 12foot pair of arterial clips to hold this beast of a Roach, we are set!!
I love 10 forward, the only bar in the Universe where the alcohol doesn't give you Beer-Googles and makes you wake up next to a pakled debutante with halitosis and an over-bite that would make a woodchuck grimace in envy.
All for the simple cost of drinking non-alcoholic alcohol while pretending to look cool, unless your friends with the bartender.
Remember there is nothing worse than running around with your pants on your head and holo-recording your buttocks drunk off synthahol.
Is there Castogere?
Though I must say that the Gates of Stovokor bar is a bit more lively since it has real alcohol and no pakleds, but waking up next to a Gorn and finding a descaler clenched in your fists is just as bad.