So you really thought he quit for a month or two and came back Hugh?
Really?
I'm guessing it was much more elaborate then that.......
I've been told it was overheard at a bar near Theta Prime that he was actually abducted by aliens......SWTOR aliens whom where concerned with the STO f2p plans and wanted to stop them before they hurt the SWTOR launch!
BUT our hero Captain Roach stormed the death star with his merry band of tribbles and freed him!
Yep, I can see Roach now, hands on his wide hips, with his best Monty Python accent.....
'You will release him now, he has been a very naughty boy and can no longer stay out and play!!!!!!'
Of coarse, trembling in fear they released him.........
Don't believe me? What do you think really happened?
So you really thought he quit for a month or two and came back Hugh?
Really?
I'm guessing it was much more elaborate then that.......
I've been told it was overheard at a bar near Theta Prime that he was actually abducted by aliens......SWTOR aliens whom where concerned with the STO f2p plans and wanted to stop them before they hurt the SWTOR launch!
BUT our hero Captain Roach stormed the death star with his merry band of tribbles and freed him!
Yep, I can see Roach now, hands on his wide hips, with his best Monty Python accent.....
'You will release him now, he has been a very naughty boy and can no longer stay out and play!!!!!!'
Of coarse, trembling in fear they released him.........
Don't believe me? What do you think really happened?
Sounds about right to me. And you know Roach could hide a good 20 or 30 tribbles in his hair. Walk em in, right past the Death Star TSA guys.
naw, more like he was reprimanded and sent to work at the farm-ville. he did his time and returned to society a reformed man. i like to think of it like he was morgan freeman in shawshank
OR he went undercover to see how zynga is so successful, and brought home the secrets to F2P...though i hope there wont be anything of farmville in STO.
no, im not trying to troll...ideas are just coming that way
So you really thought he quit for a month or two and came back Hugh?
Really?
I'm guessing it was much more elaborate then that.......
I've been told it was overheard at a bar near Theta Prime that he was actually abducted by aliens......SWTOR aliens whom where concerned with the STO f2p plans and wanted to stop them before they hurt the SWTOR launch!
BUT our hero Captain Roach stormed the death star with his merry band of tribbles and freed him!
Yep, I can see Roach now, hands on his wide hips, with his best Monty Python accent.....
'You will release him now, he has been a very naughty boy and can no longer stay out and play!!!!!!'
Of coarse, trembling in fear they released him.........
Don't believe me? What do you think really happened?
Yep.... it all became clear in a flash of brillance while enjoying what I consider to be the worlds greatest invention.... created I believe by our German friends......
Yep.... it all became clear in a flash of brillance while enjoying what I consider to be the worlds greatest invention.... created I believe by our German friends......
The elixar of life!
Beer was invented around 6000BC pre-dating or around the time of the Sumerian empire.
The germans merely perfected it.
Or as the Friar Tuck said in Kevin Costners Robin Hood,
" This is Barley from which we make bread, but for which God has a higher purpose......Beer! "
Did you know that back before man knew of the microscopic world and had no idea of how fermentation worked exactly (just that yeast was involved somehow) they refered to yeast as godisgud becuase they saw the spotaneiuos creation of alcohol as a sign of divine providence.
Much like tobbacco, beer has been a huge part of man history.
I likes me some frosted barley pop, get enough of it and we may even be able to infiltrate the evil STO xmas elf midget farm sweat shop where they make toys for the good little girls...and the good little boys...
Sad really, Santa now and days is a 500 lb mall security guard who wheezes and sweats when he eats. He knows if you been bad or good cause he watches the eye in the sky and stays awake snorting candy canes.......
Its either that or we're stuck with evil Santa Vigo.....he watches the cameras for a diffeernt reason....usually cause he can see in the dressing rooms....he doesnt really care if your bad or good...Frans is the orginal bad santa.....and Roach ate his reindeer......poor poor blitzen........heh......I said blitzen....thats german for drunk.....
And with that hair roach, you could squeeze tribbles in there like a group of clowns stuffing into a Yugo for a trip to south central to do a drive by on the rival clowns in that area with a seltzer bottle and silly string.....
Dooo DOoo doooo deee ddeeee do do do da (imagine a tent with circus music, then imagine the bearded lady wearing a bannana hammock and a tutu stroking king Roaches beard as he slices tribble pie from his golden locks of man fro awesomness.)
ok im done now.......what?......why are you laughing? Do i have a booger?
And with that hair roach, you could squeeze tribbles in there like a group of clowns stuffing into a Yugo for a trip to south central to do a drive by on the rival clowns in that area with a seltzer bottle and silly string.....:
Gulf Coast represent!!! It beats my old days smuggling things through customs with Tom Forcade back in the 70's.
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Sounds about right to me. And you know Roach could hide a good 20 or 30 tribbles in his hair. Walk em in, right past the Death Star TSA guys.
OR he went undercover to see how zynga is so successful, and brought home the secrets to F2P...though i hope there wont be anything of farmville in STO.
no, im not trying to troll...ideas are just coming that way
ITs the only way to get a vacation around here.?
enuf said?
Sadly I have my Mothers hips.....
and tribble for a hairdo........
We already do. It's called the DOff system.
Yep.... it all became clear in a flash of brillance while enjoying what I consider to be the worlds greatest invention.... created I believe by our German friends......
The elixar of life!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Beer was invented around 6000BC pre-dating or around the time of the Sumerian empire.
The germans merely perfected it.
Or as the Friar Tuck said in Kevin Costners Robin Hood,
" This is Barley from which we make bread, but for which God has a higher purpose......Beer! "
Did you know that back before man knew of the microscopic world and had no idea of how fermentation worked exactly (just that yeast was involved somehow) they refered to yeast as godisgud becuase they saw the spotaneiuos creation of alcohol as a sign of divine providence.
Much like tobbacco, beer has been a huge part of man history.
Sad really, Santa now and days is a 500 lb mall security guard who wheezes and sweats when he eats. He knows if you been bad or good cause he watches the eye in the sky and stays awake snorting candy canes.......
Its either that or we're stuck with evil Santa Vigo.....he watches the cameras for a diffeernt reason....usually cause he can see in the dressing rooms....he doesnt really care if your bad or good...Frans is the orginal bad santa.....and Roach ate his reindeer......poor poor blitzen........heh......I said blitzen....thats german for drunk.....
And with that hair roach, you could squeeze tribbles in there like a group of clowns stuffing into a Yugo for a trip to south central to do a drive by on the rival clowns in that area with a seltzer bottle and silly string.....
Dooo DOoo doooo deee ddeeee do do do da (imagine a tent with circus music, then imagine the bearded lady wearing a bannana hammock and a tutu stroking king Roaches beard as he slices tribble pie from his golden locks of man fro awesomness.)
ok im done now.......what?......why are you laughing? Do i have a booger?
Gulf Coast represent!!! It beats my old days smuggling things through customs with Tom Forcade back in the 70's.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153711/talonguard-the-black#tab=related
Then when he saw what they were doing with the STF's get grabbed his bat'leth and headed back in to make things right.
This makes me sing.......
On the first day @ 10-Forward Roach got blitzen in his beard......
Castogere - Dude your priceless!