Jeremy will be working with me, actually. We have a number of things already planned to give him the opportunity to learn the systems from the inside.
Jeremy's schedule:
08:30 - Pick up Heretic's dry cleaning on the way to work
09:00 - Get coffee for Heretic
09:30 - Commence fanning Heretic with palm leaves
10:00 - Wash and wax Heretic's car
11:00 - Sing the "Heretic is great" song for the office
11:30 - Resume fanning Heretic with palm leaves
12:00 - Lunch (or "buy Heretic's lunch)
13:30 - Cover for Heretic during 'siesta' time.
14:30 - More coffee for Heretic
15:00 - Run errands for Heretic
16:00 - Get to log onto the internal test server for a game of "Pwn the Nub", with Jeremy having to be "the nub"
16:00 - Get Heretic some pie
16:30 - Free time
17:00 - Take Heretic's dry cleaning to the cleaners on way home.
It is unfair to say stoked was cryptic propaganda from day 1. There used to be a kind-of-racist, skinny, no neckbeard, guy who called bajorans space-jews or something. He wasn't all sunshine and daffodils.
Hey Heretic, now that the J-man is offically working there, can we get his new Crypitc handle!! Does he read the forums?? If so, and you are reading this now, since a little mouse (Heretic) told me you were doing some things in the DOff system, I had a suggestion. Some comedy relief if you will.
You should make a DOff of Chris, call it Crewman #6, Give it the special traits: Panic, Impulsiveness, and the ability to die on away missions LOL!
08:30 - Pick up Heretic's dry cleaning on the way to work
09:00 - Get coffee for Heretic 09:05 - Must get Heretic a new coffee since Heretic reenacted the "Are there any boogers in this?" scene from Jay and Silent Bob: Strike Back
09:30 - Commence fanning Heretic with palm leaves
10:00 - Wash and wax Heretic's car 10:15 - Must rewash and wax Heretic's car, and "doing it right this time"
11:00 - Sing the "Heretic is great" song for the office
11:30 - Resume fanning Heretic with palm leaves while singing the "Heretic is Great" softly for Heretic's nap
12:00 - Lunch (or "buy Heretic's lunch) 12:20 - Must give Heretic his lunch since Heretic didn't like his own
13:30 - Cover for Heretic during 'siesta' time. Reminding everyone "Heretic is Great"
14:30 - More coffee for Heretic 14:31 - Coffee not good enough, Heretic wants coffee from Tapestry A California Bistro
15:00 - Run errands for Heretic
16:00 - Get to log onto the internal test server for a game of "Pwn the Nub", with Jeremy having to be "the nub"
16:00 - Get Heretic some pie
16:30 - Free time
17:00 - Take Heretic's dry cleaning to the cleaners on way home. 01:30 - Heretic calls to remind him to bring more pie in the morning
02:33 - Heretic can't sleep and needs his song sung to him
02:55 - Heretic calls back to ask why Jeremy stopped sing
03:22 - Heretic send Text reminding Jeremy about the pie, and needs Cool Whip also
03:30 - fall aslepp crying
Just a little creative additions.
Anyone have more to add?
STOked were all too happy to blow smoke up the devs behinds when things were going good, but im not too sure they want to rock the boat and pop a salvo over the nose of U.S.S. Cryptic when things are not going so well, they have become to cosey and juiced in with the devs now to have carry any real weight with me, they stopped being objective when they were hypnotized by all the shiney shiney Cryptic showed them lol.
I guess you can't run a decent fansite unless it has the tone of a Furor. :rolleyes:
A few people might get the reference. And even HE wound up working on an MMO.
But don't expect me to be popping up TOO frequently at this time. I'm being kept quite busy, and I love it!
Except the car-waxing, of course...
Good, I bet washin and waxin the car in that tiny speedo he has you wear is uncomfortable with the impending Autum and Winter!
But ust remember!: Heretic's "eyes are based on movement, and if you stand still, he could lose you"!
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Jeremy's schedule:
08:30 - Pick up Heretic's dry cleaning on the way to work
09:00 - Get coffee for Heretic
09:30 - Commence fanning Heretic with palm leaves
10:00 - Wash and wax Heretic's car
11:00 - Sing the "Heretic is great" song for the office
11:30 - Resume fanning Heretic with palm leaves
12:00 - Lunch (or "buy Heretic's lunch)
13:30 - Cover for Heretic during 'siesta' time.
14:30 - More coffee for Heretic
15:00 - Run errands for Heretic
16:00 - Get to log onto the internal test server for a game of "Pwn the Nub", with Jeremy having to be "the nub"
16:00 - Get Heretic some pie
16:30 - Free time
17:00 - Take Heretic's dry cleaning to the cleaners on way home.
That's when the ninja-programming-skills will appear. No one will ever know..... :cool:
You should make a DOff of Chris, call it Crewman #6, Give it the special traits: Panic, Impulsiveness, and the ability to die on away missions LOL!
Just a little creative additions.
Anyone have more to add?
Oh, and make him Bajoran!
I guess you can't run a decent fansite unless it has the tone of a Furor. :rolleyes:
A few people might get the reference. And even HE wound up working on an MMO.
Translation: We do not pay anyone...we have a cat bowl with water and protein supplements for the cat and a dog bowl.
'Tis I!
But don't expect me to be popping up TOO frequently at this time. I'm being kept quite busy, and I love it!
Except the car-waxing, of course...
And a dev tracker alert even!
Welcome in your new role. Now... get back to work! We are, afterall, paying your salary
Awesome, glad to see you here Jeremy.
isnt it normally Cryptic "name" not *Name * then cryptic ?
Good, I bet washin and waxin the car in that tiny speedo he has you wear is uncomfortable with the impending Autum and Winter!
But ust remember!: Heretic's "eyes are based on movement, and if you stand still, he could lose you"!
Oh, and you need an Avatar!
Time to start cracking the whip.
*whip* More content, *whip* fix Pvp, *whip* More klingons
Congrats, and have fun.
congrats on your new position and have fun.
then after you have had fun, go make fun stuff for us.
Someone needs an avatar
At least put the egg avatar up, dude. You have to have an avatar! ... Even if it hasn't hatched yet.
Qapla' !
Wax on, wax off, Jer'my-san!
-- Ken from Chicago
P.S. And don't forget to breathe.
P.P.S. And look eye, always look eye!
Wax on, Wax off. Wax on, Wax off.
hes busy being heretic's new b??ch lol now go get him some coffee..then dinner
I also second an Official Mathed Dev blog.