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SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited May 2011 in Ten Forward
Saw a person type "/godmode on" in the text box. Poor fellow. He was immediately chastised by others. But I got to thinking, what a fantastic idea. Even Q would be envious. Well, it took me all night to reprogram, but here is a list of my function key mappings.

F1: Toggle Q-mode on/off
F2: Grant Instant Win
F3: Instant-Fix Map Glitch/Game Bug
F4: Add 100 mil EC to Character's Bank
F5: Destroy person's computer who annoys me
F6: Dial in conference call with Atari Board of Directors
F7: Email boss sick note excusing me for the day
F8: Send 10,000 gold-pressed latinum bars to home address
F9: Send Jolene Blaylock to home address
F10: Send Jolene Blaylock and Jeri Ryan to home address
F11: Cue Patrick Stewart's voice, saying, "Space, the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of Superior."
F12: Replicate me a pizza and a six-pack of beer

Well, what bright ideas do you have? Hmm hmm hmm?
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    there is a god mode in the foundry. he was probably getting confused.

    i do support option F10 though.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    F1: Toggle pony mode
    F2: Changes color of beams to a dazzling multicolored rainbow of sparkles
    F3: Toggles hats on/off
    F4: Summons Batman
    F5: Hold to activate Mystic Arte
    F6: All Borg drop Banana Splits
    F7: Time travels back to our present, just for the fun of it
    F8: Neuters Tribbles
    F9: Be haunted by the Ghost of Christmas Past
    F10: Engage Acid Drive
    F11: Switches to anime mode
    F12: Kills your entire crew. Everybody will be dead Dave.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    F1: Yellow Cake
    F2: Entenmann's Fudge Frosted Cake
    F3: Pound Cake
    F4: Chiffon Cake
    F5: Cupcake(Vanilla frosting)
    F6: Cupcake (Chocolate frosting)
    F7: Hershey Sundae Pie
    F8: Cinnamon Pie
    F9: Bacon
    F10: Tactical Bacon
    F11: Moar Bacon
    F12: A way into the Bookworld Library.
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