Saw a person type "/godmode on" in the text box. Poor fellow. He was immediately chastised by others. But I got to thinking, what a fantastic idea. Even Q would be envious. Well, it took me all night to reprogram, but here is a list of my function key mappings.
F1: Toggle Q-mode on/off
F2: Grant Instant Win
F3: Instant-Fix Map Glitch/Game Bug
F4: Add 100 mil EC to Character's Bank
F5: Destroy person's computer who annoys me
F6: Dial in conference call with Atari Board of Directors
F7: Email boss sick note excusing me for the day
F8: Send 10,000 gold-pressed latinum bars to home address
F9: Send Jolene Blaylock to home address
F10: Send Jolene Blaylock and Jeri Ryan to home address
F11: Cue Patrick Stewart's voice, saying, "Space, the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of Superior."
F12: Replicate me a pizza and a six-pack of beer
F1: Toggle pony mode
F2: Changes color of beams to a dazzling multicolored rainbow of sparkles
F3: Toggles hats on/off
F4: Summons Batman
F5: Hold to activate Mystic Arte
F6: All Borg drop Banana Splits
F7: Time travels back to our present, just for the fun of it
F8: Neuters Tribbles
F9: Be haunted by the Ghost of Christmas Past
F10: Engage Acid Drive
F11: Switches to anime mode
F12: Kills your entire crew. Everybody will be dead Dave.
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i do support option F10 though.
F2: Changes color of beams to a dazzling multicolored rainbow of sparkles
F3: Toggles hats on/off
F4: Summons Batman
F5: Hold to activate Mystic Arte
F6: All Borg drop Banana Splits
F7: Time travels back to our present, just for the fun of it
F8: Neuters Tribbles
F9: Be haunted by the Ghost of Christmas Past
F10: Engage Acid Drive
F11: Switches to anime mode
F12: Kills your entire crew. Everybody will be dead Dave.
F2: Entenmann's Fudge Frosted Cake
F3: Pound Cake
F4: Chiffon Cake
F5: Cupcake(Vanilla frosting)
F6: Cupcake (Chocolate frosting)
F7: Hershey Sundae Pie
F8: Cinnamon Pie
F9: Bacon
F10: Tactical Bacon
F11: Moar Bacon
F12: A way into the Bookworld Library.