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SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited May 2011 in Ten Forward
The next person who asks me who Tranzor Z is will be seen as a Voltron sympathizer! I shall engage cyber battle with you by unleashing my army of ninja cyborgs! The universe isn't big enough for both an empty-headed robot and a kitty kat robot ! Besides, as a pilot, I can fill the empty-headed robot with my WINtelligence.

Of course, since Tranzor Z runs on Omega particles, I'll have to contend with the horde of Borg worshippers, but nevermind that. Simply put, Voltron sympathizers will have to deal with my Ninja Cyborgs, who do karate chop sounds (hayah!) and shoot lasers out of their chest like Guyver.
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    I remember Tranzor Z, but then Voltron came out, and Tranzor Z went off the air where I was. Sorry :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    I shall unleash the wrath of THIS ninja cyborg against you for that offense! Don't let his cutsy demeanor fool you, nor the fact that his name is WALL-E Jr. He's equipped with a plasma distribution manifold and covarient shield array.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    I've seen Tranzor Z....and honestly it's not bad...but I like Voltron better...at least...the Lions...Vehicle Voltron SUCKED. Never saw the 3rd variant tho...don't know antything about it.

    Voltron > Tranzor Z...because Peter Cullen was involved...Optimus Prime pwns all.

    *goes back to Voltron*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Oh yeah, we're definitely going to cyber battle! I'm sending three cyborg ninjas your way! You guys need to witness Tranzor Z's awesome WINness!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVkueSuO-GU
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Fear my Chimpanzee Army!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Ah, yes. Tranzor Z. Better known as Mazinger Z.

    I recognize it from Super Robot Wars, and it's pretty badass. I prefer GaoFighGar myself, but, hey, to each their own. :)

    Of course, if you want EPIC BADASSERY, I'd also suggest Mazinkaiser SKL. :D:cool:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011

    Yes. They are formidable foes. Nevertheless, I will train my ninja cyborgs to play River Dance music. Your chimpanzees will not be able to resist:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTOZ0diNvZo
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    KiraYamato wrote:
    Of course, if you want EPIC BADASSERY, I'd also suggest Mazinkaiser SKL. :D:cool:

    :eek: Mazinkaiser SKL looks like Tranzor Z on steriods. I gotta admit. They make Tranzor Z look kinda puny. I think I need to upgrade. LOL.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Seseron wrote:
    Yes. They are formidable foes. Nevertheless, I will train my ninja cyborgs to play River Dance music. Your chimpanzees will not be able to resist:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTOZ0diNvZo

    Won't work.

    My Chimpanzee army was personally trained by Chuck Norris.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Seseron wrote:
    :eek: Mazinkaiser SKL looks like Tranzor Z on steriods. I gotta admit. They make Tranzor Z look kinda puny. I think I need to upgrade. LOL.

    Definitely. And, of course, the Kaiser's Skull Motif is kinda fun--especially the twin-seat Skull Pilder. :D:cool:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    My Chimpanzee army was personally trained by Chuck Norris.

    Touch
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Ok this never made sense to me. A superpower country (usually Japan) makes a robot that is taller than a skyscraper capable of jumping around and flying through space. How does it fight you ask.

    Laser cannon? no
    Rail gun? no
    fission particle accelerator gun? No
    Pulls the sun out of the sky and swats it's enemies with it? No

    no no no, it fights hand to hand. Well that is when it isn't launching it's hand at the enemy. Ready to fight? wait i have to retrieve my hand before I can punch you again.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Long live Voltron! :D:p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Capulet wrote: »
    no no no, it fights hand to hand. Well that is when it isn't launching it's hand at the enemy. Ready to fight? wait i have to retrieve my hand before I can punch you again.

    Using my security clearance, I shall give you access to highly classified information. From this, you should see that his eyes shoot lasers, specifically particle disintegration. The bars on his chest emit intense radiation, which melts his enemies. His elbows shoot missiles, which are extremely lethal. But yes, his rocket-propelled hands turn any enemy robot into scrap metal.

    Let's face facts. Voltron has a sword. My agents were able to infiltrate their HQ and retrieve their classified documents. First, he takes way too long to transform. The enemy robot would have destroyed the city, stolen the treasures, stopped to watch for a few seconds, and then already left!

    Second, he has no hands or feet. They're kitty kat mouths that roar. Sure, the robotic voice that introduces him as "Vol-tron...de-fen-der-of-the-uni-verse" sounds cool. But not as much as the narrator's introduction of "Traaaaaanzooooor Zeeeeeeee!"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Long live Voltron! :D:p

    It is on, Mister! It is so on! I have dispatched this ninja cyborg against you!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Seseron wrote:
    Touch
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Apparently you know nothing about Chuck. The sheer awesomeness that is Chuck would overload the circuits of the Bruce Lee Bot

    No doubt you're a tough hombre, and have gone in for the kill, playing the Chuck Norris card early in the match. But you should know that the Robot Bruce Lee has Bruce Lee's actual brain.

    Yes, with Bruce Lee's absence, Chuck Norris's sheer awesomeness rules the universe. But what if Bruce Lee returns? Hmm hmm hmm? Behold Bruce Lee's awesomeness!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    OK. Lameness levels reached. *hits power button on remote*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    KiraYamato wrote:
    All right, I think this battle needs to be stopped.DRAGOOON SLAAAAVE!!!!!

    I gotta admit, the nuclear blast pretty much puts her in a league by herself, or at least with Jane Grey-Phoenix. But I was expecting to see a robot rise, a dragon robot or something :confused:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    OK. Lameness levels reached. *hits power button on remote*

    Victory is mine! :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Seseron wrote:
    I gotta admit, the nuclear blast pretty much puts her in a league by herself, or at least with Jane Grey-Phoenix. But I was expecting to see a robot rise, a dragon robot or something :confused:

    *chuckle* the name of the spell is a bit of a corruption--it was originally called 'Dragon Slayer', and was originally created to destroy dragons. :cool:

    And it's one of the things that makes the anime Slayers fun. :D:cool:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    KiraYamato wrote:
    *chuckle* the name of the spell is a bit of a corruption--it was originally called 'Dragon Slayer', and was originally created to destroy dragons. :cool:

    And it's one of the things that makes the anime Slayers fun. :D:cool:

    I'll have to check it out, as I'm on an anime run right now. My Netflix queue is overloaded; I didn't realize how rich this genre was. There is a lot of material! But first things first. A Breen Rerun beckons my attention!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Okay, first off - let's get something straight.

    THIS IS TEN FORWARD!

    Second, I have three mechas for you - SDF-1, and the Imperator Class Titan.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    BoredZero wrote: »
    Second, I have three mechas for you - SDF-1, and the Imperator Class Titan.

    Macross is in my queue :D I'll be watching it pretty soon.

    I haven't made up my mind about W40K online yet. Like SWTOR, I'll check it out, but not familiar with the gameworld to form a good opinion yet.
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