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Star Trek Silly Poem Thread

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited April 2011 in Ten Forward
Here' a place for silly poems:

There was an old Captain from lore,
Who traded in women and more,
He blew up his ship,
And cut short his trip,
so Mudd will be trading no more!

Phasers are red,
Warp engines are blue,
If you bother WishStone,
I'll kill all your crew!

Last week I saw a tribble,
And to it I did say,
"Stop eating all my plo 'meek soup,
Or Phaser you I may"

Once I saw a little tribble,
Sitting on the bridge,
I looked away for just one sec,
And now it's in the fridge!

I sighed at little tribble,
For now in one huge mound,
Were lots of little tribbles,
All soft and furred and round

There are mine for now :D
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Tribble tribble tribble,
    I made it out of clay,
    And when it's dry and ready,
    That tribble I will spay.
    Seriously, if you don't there'll be like 500.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    MaxSpock wrote: »
    Tribble tribble tribble,
    I made it out of clay,
    And when it's dry and ready,
    That tribble I will spay.
    Seriously, if you don't there'll be like 500.

    LOL. Good one. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Lament of the Tribble:

    Oh woe is me,
    For I just missed tea.

    :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    hey diddle diddle
    I spayed my tribble
    it vomited up upon the bathroom floor
    my cub sehlat laughed at seeing such fun
    and my client disconnected me!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    **ssed off Klingons, ruined their food,
    Then they came and killed us too.

    But don't you worry, don't you fret,
    cuz us Tribbles are still a threat.

    Need someone small, lean and mean?
    Call 800 Tribble 'Rines.

    EDIT: On a semi-related sidenote, Go mil
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    You can be the carpet roller outer i will be the hi welcome to the blimp or the anchor Hort can be the Weather vein.. Raven needs the Zeppelin Ready at a moments notice..

    oh wrong thread.. Poem..

    Raven wants a blimp and looks so Hip

    For her you should do a back flip

    its hard to rhyme zeppelin if you dress like vanheulen.

    Targs can and tribbles cant
    chase a bat'leths feint

    When motion accelerates the action
    I'll be on RISA creating passion
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Yesterday Upon the Stair
    I met a tribble who wasn't there.
    It wasn't there again today
    My I wish it would go away.
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