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SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited April 2011 in Ten Forward
Haikus are easy
Three lines, each with 5, 7,
and 5 syllables

They should be about
this game we play together
Called Star Trek Online
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    A house divided,
    Of Romulans and Vulcans
    Cannot stand... Opposed

    Yet more rifts await.
    The Romulans and Remans,
    Their hatred runs deep.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    I was a Tribble
    I always look so pretty
    With fish on my head
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Just bought the lifetime.
    I want a T-5 Connie.
    And more newer ships.
    :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    TOS is my favorite
    But my ship explodes way to easy
    I need a Retrofit!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    We must boldly go,
    Where no one has gone before,
    To look for ourselves.

    :D

    Whatver that means?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    To be honest I prefer limericks,

    There was an old Captain from lore,
    Who traded in women and more,
    He blew up his ship,
    And cut short his trip,
    so Mudd will be trading no more!

    :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Captain Zero will kick your TRIBBLE
    If you dare challenge her, dude.

    :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Phasers are red,
    Warp engines are blue,
    If you bother WishStone,
    I'll kill all your crew!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Last week I saw a tribble,
    And to it I did say,
    "Stop eating all my plo 'meek soup,
    Or Phaser you I may"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Why so many Borg?
    Why won't they die already?
    What Interlink Node?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Once I saw a little tribble,
    Sitting on the bridge,
    I looked away for just one sec,
    And now it's in the fridge! :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    I sighed at little tribble,
    For now in one huge mound,
    Were lots of little tribbles,
    All soft and furred and round
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Um, Haikus
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Sorry I got a bit carried away and hijacked your thread, I'll start my own :o
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    |Fan since I was six
    TOS is my top fave [if you say TOS as each letter individually, it's 7] :)
    I like the rest, too
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    How beautiful,
    O Crystalline Entity.
    Fire graviton pulse
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    How beautiful,
    O Crystalline Entity.
    Fire graviton pulse

    How Beautiful is only 4 syllables.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    How beautiful,
    O Crystalline Entity.
    Fire graviton pulse

    Also depending on how you say it Fire could be 1 or 2 syllables
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    How Beautiful is only 4 syllables.

    Not if you say it "bee-yoo-ti-ful".
    Lilist wrote:
    Also depending on how you say it Fire could be 1 or 2 syllables

    It's one syllable ("fire" not "fie-er").
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    To crush enemies,
    To hear their lamentations.
    That is good in life.

    (Wrong game?)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Not if you say it "bee-yoo-ti-ful".



    It's one syllable ("fire" not "fie-er").

    Not if you're my weapons officer ;) he always shouts, "FY-ERRRRRR!!!!!!!!" :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Mocked by purple clock.
    Grey rows of silent icons.
    SNB'd again.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Hirogen must hunt,
    Bigger trophies are better,
    Compensating much?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    "Secrets are best kept."
    Romulans like their secrets.
    Been home recently?
    (spolier: in STO a secret Romulan project caused the Hobus supernova and destroyed Romulus.)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    I really don't think,
    that haikus make very good
    poems, not at all
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Haiku are not poems.
    But snippets of the greater
    Cosmic dialog.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    It is now the time,
    For me to withdraw from these,
    Deep shenanigans
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    I sit on the bank
    i draw my calligraphy before my sword
    Ive forgotten more rules
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Naevius wrote:
    Haiku are not poems.
    But snippets of the greater
    Cosmic dialog.

    You just blew my mind!
    How did you come up with that?
    Oh wait, it's four-twenty :p

    (Four-twenty or 4/20 is a counter-culture pseudo-holiday about the appreciation of stoner culture and, ahem, "herbal inspiration".)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    SenshiBat wrote: »
    I sit on the bank
    i draw my calligraphy before my sword
    Ive forgotten more rules

    Second line too long
    Here come the haiku police
    Who put them in charge?
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