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Meanwhile on Captain Daevan's Bridge...

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited April 2011 in Ten Forward
Many of you may remember Penka's well documented trip to Admiral Quinn's office.

Daevan foolishly invited Penka to his bridge to give he a spare officer...

There was the preliminary Penka chasing Daevan around his bridge trying to kiss him and demonstrating how she could perform the Picard Maneuver on her bare stomach fat.

Then Penka defiled Daevan's sexy science officer, Jennifer. Daevan was only able to watch helplessly as Jennifer pushed all of Penka's buttons. And I have no idea what this is, but this happened as well.

Penka then defiled Daevan's chair. And then defiled it even more. Then blew a kiss to Daevan as he threatened her with his proton gun.

Something snapped in Daevan's mind and he molested the Tellarite!

Then this happened.


And finally this.

Once you go Tellarites: The Other White Meat you never go back.
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Yes once you have tasted the salty flavor...you too will cry out for Tellarites.......


    Yaknow....that sounded less disturbing in my head
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    MY EYES! GAH! :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Isn't that cute!


    ..but it's WRONG! :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Raven you are - -- --- ---- NEVER ---- --- -- - entering my bridge :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Raven you are - -- --- ---- NEVER ---- --- -- - entering my bridge :)

    Just make sure you know which character she's flying around with before you invite her. ;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    This is just... so wrong. O.o
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    If it was so wrong, why did it feel so very, very right? ;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Daevan wrote:
    If it was so wrong, why did it feel so very, very right? ;)

    Maybe they have some kind of latent telepathic ability to steal minds, souls and bank account numbers.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    She's never been the same after she teamed with my kitty that time. I think the fleas jumped on here and drove her hort. (see what I did there?)
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