I've noticed a trend as of late. Ive stopped creating and threads and I have now, rather lazily, decided to only come out once every so often to offer minor pearls and gems of delicious sugary wisdom and to re-open threads that have since lost relevance. Partly to give me something to do, partly to annoy

So here I am, laying it on thick like a thickly lain thick spread of thickiness... what shall we make this thread about. My personal vote, as we dont have one yet
CONFESSIONS!
Own up poozers, whats your biggest deep dark that your allowed to talk to us about for legal reasons and not likely to get deported for :rolleyes:
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There, I said it.
Not with a bald head like that.
*Gets arrested by the Dead Horse Society.*
But... I thought this was Justin Bieber!
Green apple, blue candy coating?
So that's what Revo really looks like.
Those are good too! If you happen to have a spare, please feel free to send it my way. [=
Yeah! He sure has some strange fetishes as well.
You're always welcome to come take a bite of my apple... meet me under the tree ^_^
Already half way there!
My my well, to coincide with my obvious excitement. Is this an open invite? ^_^
/swoon
*Laughs a lot while picking up brain parts. Performs Gumby surgery to restore Dawson.*
I may or may not have been directly involved in someone death.
Something like that? Oh wait its common knowledge...
I am rather miffed that the one that can end the dispute is the dead guy.
I mean really now... If I was the reason I deserve to know it, no? Limbo is so 90s.
ARE YOU, THE BWAIN SPECIALIST!
*pulls off mask to reveal a vulcan puppet*
I am so ashamed to know you. *looks at Corban with glassy eyes*
You know where my hand...oh nevermind. I'm not looking for another punting. :rolleyes:
I suppose my biggest regret was taking my friend Chris with me to see Star Trek. Eight years I'd waited to see a new Trek film and I went to the midnight showing only for him to spend the night saying "they're on Hoth" and "It's the death star"
Needless to say, the court case was long and arduous but fear not friends for I will not be caught... They never did find his body mwuhahahahahahahaha!
Where'd I find it? Well I googled it and then stole it of course. Call me old fashioned but I think if you're gonna post it on the internet it becomes public property. I suppose I could provided a link to the source though. I'm just too lazy atm.
Take that cryptic sign out of his mouth and try again. Maybe you are a princess?
The cryptic fly got in the proverbial ointment. *ducks*
Lets be thankful she didn't try Atari! If she had, there'd be puke all over the damn place.
Its nice to see one of the Budweiser Frogs still has work, I hear the other two having been thankully and justifiably removed from existence?