Imagine my surprise when I look out my bedroom window this morning and find that spring in New England has begun with a bit of snow. I've lived here two and a half years now, and I'm STILL not used to how screwy Mother Nature is in this part of the country.
Imagine my surprise when I look out my bedroom window this morning and find that spring in New England has begun with a bit of snow. I've lived here two and a half years now, and I'm STILL not used to how screwy Mother Nature is in this part of the country.
That's nothing, I've seen heavy snow in April before down here in SW England. OK it only lasted 10 minutes, but it was still heavy snow
*Looks out window at his Canadian city and the 4 foot drifts of snow. Looks at everyone else*
A little bit of snow? Bwhahahahahaahahahaha...a little bit of snow....bwhahahaahhahahaahahahahaha...little bit...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......*Gets dragged away by some polar bears wearing white lab coats.*
Wait! It's global warming! The snow is just a fluke! We will get 164 degree weather in just a few weeks! The world is getting hotter, you just can't feel it yet! Antartica will be a desert! We are all going to die! Cave Penguins will eat our children!
Our only hope is to elect Al Gore King of the World. He will build a great spaceship and take us all to Mars. It will be like Star Trek. The Martians are actually Orions and they are all fantastically hot and want our bodies. We will terraform Mars and live on nude beaches.
Wait! It's global warming! The snow is just a fluke! We will get 164 degree weather in just a few weeks! The world is getting hotter, you just can't feel it yet! Antartica will be a desert! We are all going to die! Cave Penguins will eat our children!
Our only hope is to elect Al Gore King of the World. He will build a great spaceship and take us all to Mars. It will be like Star Trek. The Martians are actually Orions and they are all fantastically hot and want our bodies. We will terraform Mars and live on nude beaches.
Just wait. You'll see.
Just when you think you're the nuttiest nut in the nut hatch, someones gotta come along and out do you. :rolleyes:
The thermometer outside my house here in North Alabama says 78 degrees.
You know, just to rub it in.
Just to rub it in huh?
*Grabs Commadore Bob and tosses him into a snow drift. Then dumps several more tons of snow on top. Gets the neighborhood kids to use the hill for tobagganing.*
*Grabs Commadore Bob and tosses him into a snow drift. Then dumps several more tons of snow on top. Gets the neighborhood kids to use the hill for tobagganing.*
Ahh...that feels better.
*Starts eating a snow cone.*
Don't worry. I've already had to empty two cans of wasp spray. I've also already had to mow the grass. Comes with the early spring.
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That's nothing, I've seen heavy snow in April before down here in SW England. OK it only lasted 10 minutes, but it was still heavy snow
hmm, looks like we ate groundhog for no reason...
It's gone on for the better part of the last three hours. *chuckles*
A little bit of snow? Bwhahahahahaahahahaha...a little bit of snow....bwhahahaahhahahaahahahahaha...little bit...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......*Gets dragged away by some polar bears wearing white lab coats.*
That's an interesting defense mechanism. Polar bears aren't going extinct, they're becoming nurse practitioners.
Our only hope is to elect Al Gore King of the World. He will build a great spaceship and take us all to Mars. It will be like Star Trek. The Martians are actually Orions and they are all fantastically hot and want our bodies. We will terraform Mars and live on nude beaches.
Just wait. You'll see.
Just when you think you're the nuttiest nut in the nut hatch, someones gotta come along and out do you. :rolleyes:
You know, just to rub it in.
Just to rub it in huh?
*Grabs Commadore Bob and tosses him into a snow drift. Then dumps several more tons of snow on top. Gets the neighborhood kids to use the hill for tobagganing.*
Ahh...that feels better.
*Starts eating a snow cone.*
I've seen snow every month of the year. It's a hazzard of being Canadian
Don't worry. I've already had to empty two cans of wasp spray. I've also already had to mow the grass. Comes with the early spring.
*wanders outside in shorts to eat icecream*