[voiceover the
music]
And here's your host, Matt Dawson!
*Matt Dawson walks up to the Podium with a spring in his step, nearly falling over when one of the floorboards collapsed under him*
Hello! Hello! Woo! Thank you! Thank you so! You're a lovely audience! (Much better than last weeks!)
Yes, it's really been a while year since I first ventured into my second home of Ten Forward, her glorious Captains allowing me to stay. Even the old miser known as Saint Hazard saw a need for me, if nothing more than for comic effect or clean-up duties.
So, tonight, I present the MGDawson awards to thank those who've made a contribution to the forums and to myself personally.
Sadly, becuase they couldn't afford the plane tickets, the ceremony is being held on these forums. But do not dwell on such sad thoughts! Afterall, there's
good music! And GOOD videos!
But anyway...
*clears throat and takes a drink*
....at least you won't see me in any places of ill repute!
*pauses for effect becuase Ten Forward is seen as such a place on the rest of the forums*
But anyway, I'll start!
The prize for the
'Broadening Of My Media Interests' goes to Ravenstein, who has got me not only watching Japanese anime but also listening to Japanese music.
The prize for the
'Broadening Of My Material Interests' goes to the long suffering SaintHazard, who got me interested in Warhammer.
The award for
'Most Friendly To Me' goes to most of you, purely becuase it's hard to pick just one of you; honorary mentions to homsik_panda, hort_wort, Capt_Winters and President_Shinzon.
The award for
'Animal Most Likely To Cause Me Physical Injury' goes to Archanubis. I'm pleased to let you know my burns from last time have finally healed!
The award for
'Animal Best For Causing A Commotion' goes to hort_wort, who also recieves the 'Best Person To Blame' award. Incidentily, he ate the last of the cookies.
*gives thumbs up to Winters, who nibbles on a cookie*
The award for
'Best Ever Return' goes to Daevan, who was sorely missed.
The award for
'Best Lurker of Ten Forward' goes to Captain_Revo.
This specially commisioned
mallet is presented to Capulet for
'Hitting Me When I Needed It Most'.
And lastly, the prize for
'Being The Best For Assistance In Game' goes to Frans, who only the second person ever to play a mission with me (the person who got there first was Corban, but he broke the map ):p
His assistance with the 2 Featured Episode weeklies was most invaluble.
That concludes the Awards. Thank You.
Comments
Where's my little gold dude standing on a little wooden base?
/faints
/wakes
Did someone say something about cookies?
/faints
-lands on it, electrocuting self-
Mmmmm what's that cookin? Oh, me....
-dies- x_X
It's cool, I'm a trained professional!
Where'd I put my wing sauce.....
*opens bottle*
Wow. I thought that would have gone to Capulet, considering how mallet happy she is. Oh well, can't let the award go unearned!
*bites MG*
You might want to have that checked...
Huh.
ill get my coat.
Are you saying Capulet is an animal?
No I am not, and that last but was more of grunt than a question.
*Manly hugs for everyone. Except Raven. I see that rapier you're trying to hide behind your back.*
That, that i can't let you do. Dave.
Onomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomn urp!
Ohh That was for everyone?
No prob, plenty of meat left.
*bites CAPTWinters*
Chompchompchompchompchompchompchompchomp
*Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp*
*Looks at the carcass in front of him.*
Who am I eating?
Youknow, I get enough at that from Maine Coon, don't need extra bite marks onine too. plus my Maine Coon might get jealous and bite me some more