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The MGDawson Awards!

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited March 2011 in Ten Forward
[voiceover the music] And here's your host, Matt Dawson!

*Matt Dawson walks up to the Podium with a spring in his step, nearly falling over when one of the floorboards collapsed under him*

Hello! Hello! Woo! Thank you! Thank you so! You're a lovely audience! (Much better than last weeks!)

Yes, it's really been a while year since I first ventured into my second home of Ten Forward, her glorious Captains allowing me to stay. Even the old miser known as Saint Hazard saw a need for me, if nothing more than for comic effect or clean-up duties.

So, tonight, I present the MGDawson awards to thank those who've made a contribution to the forums and to myself personally.

Sadly, becuase they couldn't afford the plane tickets, the ceremony is being held on these forums. But do not dwell on such sad thoughts! Afterall, there's good music! And GOOD videos!

But anyway...

*clears throat and takes a drink*

....at least you won't see me in any places of ill repute!

*pauses for effect becuase Ten Forward is seen as such a place on the rest of the forums*

But anyway, I'll start!

The prize for the 'Broadening Of My Media Interests' goes to Ravenstein, who has got me not only watching Japanese anime but also listening to Japanese music.

The prize for the 'Broadening Of My Material Interests' goes to the long suffering SaintHazard, who got me interested in Warhammer.

The award for 'Most Friendly To Me' goes to most of you, purely becuase it's hard to pick just one of you; honorary mentions to homsik_panda, hort_wort, Capt_Winters and President_Shinzon.

The award for 'Animal Most Likely To Cause Me Physical Injury' goes to Archanubis. I'm pleased to let you know my burns from last time have finally healed!

The award for 'Animal Best For Causing A Commotion' goes to hort_wort, who also recieves the 'Best Person To Blame' award. Incidentily, he ate the last of the cookies.
*gives thumbs up to Winters, who nibbles on a cookie*

The award for 'Best Ever Return' goes to Daevan, who was sorely missed.

The award for 'Best Lurker of Ten Forward' goes to Captain_Revo.

This specially commisioned mallet is presented to Capulet for 'Hitting Me When I Needed It Most'.

And lastly, the prize for 'Being The Best For Assistance In Game' goes to Frans, who only the second person ever to play a mission with me (the person who got there first was Corban, but he broke the map ):p
His assistance with the 2 Featured Episode weeklies was most invaluble.

That concludes the Awards. Thank You.
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    I was mentioned, WOOO!!!!

    Where's my little gold dude standing on a little wooden base?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    I was mentioned, WOOO!!!!

    Where's my little gold dude standing on a little wooden base?
    He's got it....
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Considering his wicked case of Jaundice, he can keep it as a consolation prize...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Hey! I was mentioned to, twice even...

    /faints






    /wakes

    Did someone say something about cookies?

    /faints
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    -flies up to microphone to make a speech-
    -lands on it, electrocuting self-
    Mmmmm what's that cookin? Oh, me....
    -dies- x_X
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    hort_wort wrote: »
    -flies up to microphone to make a speech-
    -lands on it, electrocuting self-
    Mmmmm what's that cookin? Oh, me....
    -dies- x_X

    It's cool, I'm a trained professional!









    Where'd I put my wing sauce.....
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Where'd I put my wing sauce.....
    Got a bottle right here...:rolleyes:

    *opens bottle*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    The award for 'Animal Most Likely To Cause Me Physical Injury' goes to Archanubis. I'm pleased to let you know my burns from last time have finally healed!

    Wow. I thought that would have gone to Capulet, considering how mallet happy she is. Oh well, can't let the award go unearned!

    *bites MG*

    You might want to have that checked...
    This specially commisioned mallet is presented to Capulet for 'Hitting Me When I Needed It Most'.

    Huh.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    sooooooooo what your basically saying is i did not win jack all?





    ill get my coat.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Archanubis wrote:
    Wow. I thought that would have gone to Capulet, considering how mallet happy she is. Oh well, can't let the award go unearned!

    *bites MG*

    You might want to have that checked...
    OW! :p

    Are you saying Capulet is an animal? ;)
    Archanubis wrote:
    Huh?
    linky
    sooooooooo what your basically saying is i did not win jack all?

    ill get my coat.
    I completely forgot. OP edited.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    OW! :p

    Are you saying Capulet is an animal? ;)

    linky

    No I am not, and that last but was more of grunt than a question. ;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    so where do the losers get their gift bags?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Wait, I won an award? I knew there was a reason I came back!

    *Manly hugs for everyone. Except Raven. I see that rapier you're trying to hide behind your back.*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    There is a distinct lack of bacon offerings.

    That, that i can't let you do. Dave.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    SP3CTREnyc wrote:
    so where do the losers get their gift bags?
    Gift Bags? What gift bags?
    Hoplite wrote: »
    There is a distinct lack of bacon offerings.

    That, that i can't let you do. Dave.
    Actually, there was an entire table of bacon items in the buffet. Or did you miss that?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    Gift Bags? What gift bags?

    Actually, there was an entire table of bacon items in the buffet. Or did you miss that?

    Onomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomn urp!

    Ohh That was for everyone?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Onomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomn urp!

    Ohh That was for everyone?

    No prob, plenty of meat left.

    *bites CAPTWinters*

    Chompchompchompchompchompchompchompchomp

    :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Archanubis wrote:
    No prob, plenty of meat left.

    *bites CAPTWinters*

    Chompchompchompchompchompchompchompchomp

    :p

    *Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp*

    *Looks at the carcass in front of him.*

    Who am I eating?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Archanubis wrote:
    No prob, plenty of meat left.

    *bites CAPTWinters*

    Chompchompchompchompchompchompchompchomp

    :p


    Youknow, I get enough at that from Maine Coon, don't need extra bite marks onine too. plus my Maine Coon might get jealous and bite me some more
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