I'm new here but I felt after reading all this craziness the only thing I felt y'all were lacking was a Mad Tea Party.
So Will you, won't you, will you, Won't you, won't you join the dance?
The traditional kind?
The little girl and stuffed animals kind?
The board merchant vessels and pitch the tea into the harbor kind?
The political movement that says we need to cut spending but doesn't want to actually take any steps to cut spending?
So what kind of Tea Party are we having? The Mad Kind.
The traditional kind? Madness is fairly traditional.
The little girl and stuffed animals kind? Well Animals are a must, little girl not so much, Ladies old enough to know better but young enough not to care is more my goal.
The board merchant vessels and pitch the tea into the harbor kind? Well I'm sure tea will be thrown, and I hope Indians will be involved. Merchant vessels not so much, unless we need more ahh refreshments.
The political movement that says we need to cut spending but doesn't want to actually take any steps to cut spending? Ahh personally I'm hope for a progressive centrist solution to arise.
Will you, won't you, will you, won't you join the dance?
As an ambassador of Teacup Land I must point out that only Sticky Buns are to be served at our tea parties. Once we had pie and the Holy Teacup made it rain for forty days and forty nights and we were forced to build an Ark made of the finest roasted tea leaves. On it we put two every species of Teaturtle. It was hijacked by the vile Antagonist, who only desires to make them into Teaturtle Soup. He was only stopped when the Teaturtles jumped overboard. This is when we remembered that Teaturtles can swim, and thus the day was saved. The One True Teacup, delighted in the safety of the Teaturtles, blessed the land and ceased the rain. We now hold a Parade in honor of that day, celebrating the Wise Teaturtles and their natural wonders.
As an ambassador of Teacup Land I must point out that only Sticky Buns are to be served at our tea parties. Once we had pie and the Holy Teacup made it rain for forty days and forty nights and we were forced to build an Ark made of the finest roasted tea leaves. On it we put two every species of Teaturtle. It was hijacked by the vile Antagonist, who only desires to make them into Teaturtle Soup. He was only stopped when the Teaturtles jumped overboard. This is when we remembered that Teaturtles can swim, and thus the day was saved. The One True Teacup, delighted in the safety of the Teaturtles, blessed the land and ceased the rain. We now hold a Parade in honor of that day, celebrating the Wise Teaturtles and their natural wonders.
Teacupland, however, has migrated from the forums to a new home.
I am supporting Cobra Commander for president for now. With one phone call, he can end worldwide terrorism. With another phone call, he will get gas prices down to a buck a gallon. With one phone call he will end the recession. With a fourth phone call the drug problem in the US will disappear. With his fifth phone call the nation's debt problems will disappear.
Only once, actually. Whitcomb's bomb WAS picked up by Covenant forces, and when that Covenant taskfoce orbited Onyx, some Engineers managed to detonate it. The second time I don't believe atucally happened- Cortana or some AI had discovered another Halo and reccomended a Nova Bomb.
Still trying to think of what my favorite Halo quote is, though.
Only once, actually. Whitcomb's bomb WAS picked up by Covenant forces, and when that Covenant taskfoce orbited Onyx, some Engineers managed to detonate it. The second time I don't believe atucally happened- Cortana or some AI had discovered another Halo and reccomended a Nova Bomb.
Still trying to think of what my favorite Halo quote is, though.
I could never think of one individual quote, but each of the characters I have favorites for.
Curt had the best death line "Spartans never die"
Kelly wins for sarcastic quips "Why they so twitchy?"
I hated the arbiter and everything he stood for and said.
Every single thing to issue forth from Johnson's mouth was awesome.
Stacker is the man for on the spot humor, "WOAH! Closed casket for you!" and "All them years of braces for nothing!"
Oh, and the devilishly Scottish Regret in 3 with "How could I have known!"
Finally the random machine-gunner in 2 "Do you see this look!? IT'S TERROR!"
Oddly enough I am also modding Halo stuff into Fallout 3 as I type this. Just not enough boom for one's buck. Already got the Marine armor in, working on tweaking the ODST set too. Going well.
Halsey: "Spartans never die... if only that were true."
Jhonson: In Halo 2, as your about to take the bridge in Metropolis, I believe the level is, depending on what difficulty you're on, Jhonson will give a different speech. The one on Legendary is the best.
Grunt: Talking Grunt Easter Egg speech (Halo 1)
Elites: "Wort Wort Wort!"
Marine: "Tank beats EVERYTHING!"
Flood: "aETGHadgtEhcHaCHHH!!!!"
Gravemind: "I shall ask, and you shall answer..."
Kat: "As for getting into space, we could always use one of the non-existant Sabers that was disregarded as rumor by three administrations, who's non-existant launch center is definately no on Reach, and that our newest member was DEFINATELY not a Pilot in."
Forge: "Put the lady down, and let's settle this: MAN TO FREAK!"
Cortanan: "Scanning... just.... dust and echoes. We did what we had to, right? We stopped the Covenant, not to mention the Flood. Halo. It's finished."
John-117: "No, I think it's just getting started."
Jhonson: "It takes more than a bunch of face-sucking aliens to take down Sergent A. J. Jhonson!"
Grunt: "It's the deamon!" *runs away*
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Of course! I always say "Let them eat Cake".
The traditional kind?
The little girl and stuffed animals kind?
The board merchant vessels and pitch the tea into the harbor kind?
The political movement that says we need to cut spending but doesn't want to actually take any steps to cut spending?
*Pulls out a cake with the words 'Stark Raving' printed on it.*
Now, where's the tea?
*Holds up a flask*
Its the long island tea. Care for some?
Teacupland, however, has migrated from the forums to a new home.
*Pulls out a pie*
and to think I trusted Tim Burton.
1: In Soviet Russia, Dance Join You!!!
2: @Arkin: Bloomberg for Prez. in 2012! Say it with me!
RE-ELECT SHINZON! 2012
La-de-freaking-da to metal face boy.
PS. We took down the Romulan Empire, not the Federation.
Just sayin.
In other news. I will have a glass of tea, hot, with a hint of lemon. Hold the spoon.
Much like the alleged cake at this party. If you value your life, avoid the muffins.
Bad enough we had to use the frogblast tactic like 3 times now, counting Marathon. Never gets old...
How was it put? Oh yeah, "Not a very original plan, but at least we know it works"
Though my favorite remains "A well placed rocket or grenade should be all we..... I'm coming with you!"
Still trying to think of what my favorite Halo quote is, though.
Curt had the best death line "Spartans never die"
Kelly wins for sarcastic quips "Why they so twitchy?"
I hated the arbiter and everything he stood for and said.
Every single thing to issue forth from Johnson's mouth was awesome.
Stacker is the man for on the spot humor, "WOAH! Closed casket for you!" and "All them years of braces for nothing!"
Oh, and the devilishly Scottish Regret in 3 with "How could I have known!"
Finally the random machine-gunner in 2 "Do you see this look!? IT'S TERROR!"
Oddly enough I am also modding Halo stuff into Fallout 3 as I type this. Just not enough boom for one's buck. Already got the Marine armor in, working on tweaking the ODST set too. Going well.
Speaking of Buck, "Hostiles de-hostilized!"
Meatbags are crazy.
Canadian or Standard Issue is fine by me.
Jhonson: In Halo 2, as your about to take the bridge in Metropolis, I believe the level is, depending on what difficulty you're on, Jhonson will give a different speech. The one on Legendary is the best.
Grunt: Talking Grunt Easter Egg speech (Halo 1)
Elites: "Wort Wort Wort!"
Marine: "Tank beats EVERYTHING!"
Flood: "aETGHadgtEhcHaCHHH!!!!"
Gravemind: "I shall ask, and you shall answer..."
Kat: "As for getting into space, we could always use one of the non-existant Sabers that was disregarded as rumor by three administrations, who's non-existant launch center is definately no on Reach, and that our newest member was DEFINATELY not a Pilot in."
Forge: "Put the lady down, and let's settle this: MAN TO FREAK!"
Cortanan: "Scanning... just.... dust and echoes. We did what we had to, right? We stopped the Covenant, not to mention the Flood. Halo. It's finished."
John-117: "No, I think it's just getting started."
Jhonson: "It takes more than a bunch of face-sucking aliens to take down Sergent A. J. Jhonson!"
Grunt: "It's the deamon!" *runs away*