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SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited March 2011 in Ten Forward
I am very frustrated about this, I think it is broken.

No matter how I say "Attack pattern Alpha, ROMULANS!!!!" nothing happens.

I even tried getting my photonic bridge officer to say it and still nothing.




Great job guys, it's awesome :D
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Misleading thread.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Are you sure there was Romulans in the area
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    It should just find some and shoot at them. :P
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Maybe you need 2 Holographic Bridge Officers to get it to work right? :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    mine accidentally shot a defiant.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Who's fault is that? The torpedo's? You're supposed to tell it what to do!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Firix wrote:
    I am very frustrated about this, I think it is broken.

    No matter how I say "Attack pattern Alpha, ROMULANS!!!!" nothing happens.

    I even tried getting my photonic bridge officer to say it and still nothing.




    Great job guys, it's awesome :D

    because it takes a random hand slap on the console, the robert and andy to say it together :P
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    i bought one for my fed, and you know....i actually enjoy playing him now.
    That console is really really really cool.

    I just don't know what I am going to do with 3 tac ens slots.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Staran wrote: »
    i bought one for my fed, and you know....i actually enjoy playing him now.
    That console is really really really cool.

    I just don't know what I am going to do with 3 tac ens slots.

    You can switch to the old advanced escort and use the mvam console on there.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Maybe you need 2 Holographic Bridge Officers to get it to work right? :p

    No that is not fixing it.
    Perhaps a Model 1 and a newer upgradet Model would help
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Damn, it would have been an awesome easteregg if it triggered that dialogue from "Message in a Bottle"
    like the Excelsior Transwarp audio ^^
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    attilio wrote: »
    You can switch to the old advanced escort and use the mvam console on there.

    both versions have 3 ensign tact slots though.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    yes and both USELESS in that, and only that regard.
    Of course, it has nothing to do with the console which is sweet.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    You're obviously not saying it loud enough. Try screaming it at your monitor late at night after you roll down your windows. That should do the trick.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Perhaps the overload I caused in the warp coils damaged it?

    Thats another thing. There needs to be a clearly labelled "stop" button.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    The timing of this is rather fortuitous.

    Ill be hitting VA this afternoon with my tactical officer.

    Thanks, Cryptic! :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    I do indeed agree that is a critical bug and needs to be looked at prior to anything else that evs might be working on.

    At least when you split up, it should say: "Specify attack pattern?"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    D.Blackman wrote:
    No that is not fixing it.
    Perhaps a Model 1 and a newer upgradet Model would help

    I'd hate to think it requires Andy TRIBBLE to operate correctly. x.x
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    "Stop breathing down my neck!"
    "It is meerly a simluation..."
    "So is my neck! Stop it anyway."

    Good times... :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Xelosti wrote: »
    "Stop breathing down my neck!"
    "It is meerly a simluation..."
    "So is my neck! Stop it anyway."

    Good times... :)

    Aye, I love that episode for some good reasons :) Though as a techie I must admit the number 1 reason is the ship :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Liandras wrote:
    I do indeed agree that is a critical bug and needs to be looked at prior to anything else that evs might be working on.

    At least when you split up, it should say: "Specify attack pattern?"

    I agree, I wished they gave the ship an extra drop of trekness. Wouldn't it be cool to hear the computer count down like Message in a bottle and we had a short cut scene like this;

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x9UESHvPGM&feature=related

    Anyone?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Try choking your XO then promote and random officer and find an excuse to choke them. Promote for doing good (and replacing dead bridge officers) then maybe it will work
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Capulet wrote: »
    Try choking your XO then promote and random officer and find an excuse to choke them. Promote for doing good (and replacing dead bridge officers) then maybe it will work

    Ummmm I think you have the wrong franchise there Cappy! :D
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