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edited March 2011 in Ten Forward
I posted here because it seemed to be best place.

I Used to do "Kitty Magic" on Guild Wars, so I decided to do it here. If the contests work I will expand them like I did before.

As a test run, I have 2, 1000 token codes to give away.

My first try on this style of contest was to flatter me, so I'll start there.

Win 1000 cryptic points by flattering me. it's the internet and I have a wicked sense of humor. I'll pick my favorite two, and they will win!

Post your best.:rolleyes:

I know I'm not part if the off topic crowd and am in general a "witch", but I'm still offering free points....

This was a banner I used once.

Flatter me and win some points, let me see if further games are worth it.

EDIT Going to move this to Saturday, March 12th, after some thought, I don't want to drag it on too long. Also 2 winners each 1000 points.
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Flatter you? :confused:

    Ok, I have questions:
    > Do we have to make grpahics?
    > Can we submit written work, such as songs or poetry?
    > Is there a cash alternative available?
    > Is it open world-wide?

    Some questions more serious than others...;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    Flatter you? :confused:

    Ok, I have questions:
    > Do we have to make grpahics?
    > Can we submit written work, such as songs or poetry?
    > Is there a cash alternative available?
    > Is it open world-wide?

    Some questions more serious than others...;)

    I think anything would work, I'm using the cryptic gift points, so I don't think location should make a difference. I have the 2 codes already, winners get them emailed, rather pm'd here.

    As to entries, graphics are cool, but a simple line of text can win. Flatter me in this forum? I may may not post here, but I'm smart enough not to get into Horts Van.;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    maina wrote: »
    As to entries, graphics are cool, but a simple line of text can win. Flatter me in this forum? I may may not post here, but I'm smart enough not to get into Horts Van.;)
    Ah, someone who knows what to do! :D

    Ok then. I'll compose poetry:

    There was a girl called Maina
    Who could definately be said to be saner
    than a lot of posters here
    who will always revere
    the day they entered Hort's van.

    Among the luring offers of sweets
    one girl put out a few Tweets
    "there's a bird offering freebies
    Who hasn't got twinkies
    Shame he also doesn't have any weinies!"

    If you see police about town
    it's likely Queen Cappy has dropped her crown
    and that wrench known as Winters
    has taken it to Clinkers
    to get it valued to be sold!

    It's always best to appease
    The God Empress Ravenstein
    Becuase if you insult her (dear lord)
    Rather like a car made by Ford
    You'll soon be known as a "Tin Lizzie"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    maina wrote: »
    As to entries, graphics are cool, but a simple line of text can win. Flatter me in this forum? I may may not post here, but I'm smart enough not to get into Horts Van.;)

    Dawwwww hort is starting with a handicap, no fair. :(:(:(
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    i would play along but i dont want to.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    If you give me 1000 cryptic points
    Forever I'll love you.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    http://www.wfu.edu/~gonzall/Sailor%20Moon/Galaxia-2643.jpg

    You could be my Chief Mignon ...ur MINION [weh that was close]and serve my throne
    Im the kinda ruler that could leave you alone

    Im not Ilpalazzo!
    and your are not EXCEL
    if you dont like me
    you can go well
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    i would play along but i dont want to.

    Probably a good idea. Anything with a word related to cats in this forum is a good way to get Ravenstein to start foaming at the mouth, grabbing the nearest sword or gun in her vast collection, and going on a rampage. :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Archanubis wrote:
    Probably a good idea. Anything with a word related to cats in this forum is a good way to get Ravenstein to start foaming at the mouth, grabbing the nearest sword or gun in her vast collection, and going on a rampage. :p

    She let my Caitian on her bridge once. :D
    When I beamed out, my tail was gone. :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    *tosses kitty in the Cat-apult*

    *fires at a field of cactus that have grown in a broken glass bottle dump*

    There. Cat disposed of.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    *tosses kitty in the Cat-apult*

    *fires at a field of cactus that have grown in a broken glass bottle dump*

    There. Cat disposed of.

    *catches cat in midair and takes it back to mountain lair for safe keeping*

    At least it keeps me in shape. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    I'm somewhat unnerved. It's like that Pony thread. We really need a Self-Defense Force to repel this kind of invasion.

    At least this one's paying.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Yeah... OP, I think you're better off joining the new Battle Brigades or something if you want us to adore you. Nothing turns a guy on more than getting shot at. :confused::(
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    This thread lacks bacon.

    *terminates life support*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Okay! I finally got some bacon for this thread...

    Oh. Too late.

    Oh well. Bacon Party everyone!!

    WOOOO!!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Your offering of bacon pleases me Dave, you can carry on.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    maina wrote: »
    Flatter me
    Even though I have no clue what you're on about, you don't make less sense than that pony thread starter person.
    hort_wort wrote: »
    Dawwwww hort is starting with a handicap, no fair. :(:(:(
    You brought this on yourself, creeper.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Hey, don't run off the Kitty, I am trying to win 1k Atari points!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Bring bacon and I may consider not venting you in to space.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Hoplite wrote: »
    Bring bacon and I may consider not venting you in to space.

    That line would've made 2001 have such a different feel... :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Ah, come on. The Kitty's offering free money in return for flattering her. Don't chase her off!

    As for me, I'd try for the prize, but the Daevan isn't one for excessive flattery. I'll compliment you if I feel you deserve it, of course, but excessive flattery isn't really my thing.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Daevan wrote:
    Ah, come on. The Kitty's offering free money in return for flattering her. Don't chase her off!

    Toucan wants a relationship, not prizes for carnal flirting! :p
    Only free flirts from this guy. -pokes maina with a stick for irl picture-
    v(^.^)>---(<_<);
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    hort_wort wrote: »
    Toucan wants a relationship, not prizes for carnal flirting! :p
    Only free flirts from this guy. -pokes maina with a stick for irl picture-
    v(^.^)>---(<_<);

    Prizes for carnal flirting? That's like a relationship. Take it from me, birdy, relationships are overrated. I'd much rather have my freedom than someone trying to tie me down! I can't be caged!

    *Summons a random lighter, dims the lights and bursts into Freebird.*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Daevan wrote:
    Ah, come on. The Kitty's offering free money in return for flattering her. Don't chase her off!

    As for me, I'd try for the prize, but the Daevan isn't one for excessive flattery. I'll compliment you if I feel you deserve it, of course, but excessive flattery isn't really my thing.

    . o O ( Us Canucks excell at blowing smoke up peoples a**es. Its probably one of the only reasons we aren't the 51st state.)

    Hey there Kitty. I just gotta say I admire your bravery posting that here. Or maybe it isn't quite bravery. Something tells me you're far too cool to care what anyone here says about you. No it must be something though...Oh wait, I think I've seen this before.

    Inherant Awesomness. Now inherant awesomeness is something you don't come across very often. I think I've only seen it on T.V. to be honest. But from you it shines like a beacon.

    Thats why you've been given such rough treatment here. All these jerks are just jealous. But I'm sure you don't need to be told that. Short of offering marriage or fealty I don't know what else I can say or do to properly express my complete and utter admiration for you. I can only thank you for gracing us with your prescence and wish you the best with whatever awesomeness you decide to create today.

    Kindest Regards,
    CL.

    *Bows to the crowd, blowing kisses.*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Flattery will get you everywhere.

    Actually the best way to get somewhere you shouldn't be is to dress appropriately for the environment, carry a manila folder with papers in it, and walk fast with your face down. It makes you look official, important, and in a hurry and security does not stop important official people who are in a hurry.

    Anyway, it's a cat and rule number 37 says 'Always stop to murder a cat'.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    It is what I've been expecting.:p

    Flattery is insincere praise and works well on the internets....

    I honestly will pick a winner trying to do flattery, and a random draw on just funny responses. Sorry "I don't want to play" doesn't count, but I will enter people complaining about lack of bacon into the random draw.

    I updated the OP to reflect I'm going to award on Saturday instead of Monday, no need to drag this on.

    I choose off topic to test the waters because you're a close group that has a sense of humor. If I choose to continue, I'll up prizes and move to the less "friendly" (I would say less crazy, but that's wrong) general discussion.

    I did say I have a wicked sense of humor, so you have two more days to "Insincerely praise" me, for free stuff. No conditions, no van to enter to collect, etc.

    Last note. When I do (and have done in other games), it's like a roast, I can't be offended.:cool: Later contests were caption this pick, solve this mystery etc. I chose the Flatter option as my first here because it was my first when I did these for Guild Wars.

    "A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat."- George Mikes
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Hello beautiful.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    The lack of bacon is disturbing and shows a blatant disrespect for your own lives.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Awwww no one is participating.... :(

    Maina, if hort wins the draw, then you can keep your points and reward me by joining our Battle Brigades. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Maina, give it time and you'll fit in perfectly here. :D

    ...Not too sure if that's flattering or not. I mean, look at us. Our sanest member is Ravenstein! We're pretty far gone.
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