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RavenClone spotted!

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited March 2011 in Ten Forward
So there I was, happily playing some random online game. I've been playing this game for quite some time now- no big deal- and as usual, I log into my friends list to see who happens to be on. As I happily scroll through the list, I notice something terrifying... Something that stops me in my tracks and freezes my blood.

The RavenClones have arrived. I can only guess that Ravenstein is even now infiltrating the games we all know and love, preparing for the moment when she can strike. And when that moment comes... I pray for us all.
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    What? What?....
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    It's true. I was there.

    I just went and told my family I loved them. Just in case.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    She is everywhere,

    Behind the couch.

    At the Nuclear weapons silo.

    making the bread in the Bakery.

    looking at you from across the street.

    was that her in the corner of your eye, or was it a trick of the light......... Dont blink

    She is Ravenstein, time and space dont matter to the Ravenstein



    you have been warned
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    No matter where I move, Ravenstein's eyes keep following me...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    If we stand tall, we may weather this storm of Ravenclones. We might lose some good men in the process, but their deaths will not be forgotten. We will persevere!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    I"m too tired to stand up to Ravenclones. Wake me when we're being repressed.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    spartacus was in fact ravenstein.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    I will please everyone when I say this...

    Ravenstein does not posess the funding to enable her to create clones. Doesn't mean she doesn't have the technology.

    Also, I added some of my gene sample to the cloning sample....:D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Ravenstein may not have the funding herself if she were starting from scratch, but she already has the chemistry set and access to a university chemlab.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Oh goodie, a female Sheldon!...sort of.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Daevan wrote:
    So there I was, happily playing some random online game. I've been playing this game for quite some time now- no big deal- and as usual, I log into my friends list to see who happens to be on. As I happily scroll through the list, I notice something terrifying... Something that stops me in my tracks and freezes my blood.

    The RavenClones have arrived. I can only guess that Ravenstein is even now infiltrating the games we all know and love, preparing for the moment when she can strike. And when that moment comes... I pray for us all.

    your link attempted to give me a virus.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    spartan844 wrote:
    your link attempted to give me a virus.

    Wait... What? Really? It's an Imageshack image, there's no reason it should be setting off your virus detector.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Daevan wrote:
    Wait... What? Really? It's an Imageshack image, there's no reason it should be setting off your virus detector.

    What if it was the in-game Ravenclone copying herself to his computer? How many computers might she have reached? What would be her plan?

    *Walks up to a large map display showing a crayon drawn planet with squiggles and happy faces all over it. Corban is suddenly dressed like a 5 star general.*

    We're gonna need answers dammit!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    What if it was the in-game Ravenclone copying herself to his computer? How many computers might she have reached? What would be her plan?

    *Walks up to a large map display showing a crayon drawn planet with squiggles and happy faces all over it. Corban is suddenly dressed like a 5 star general.*

    We're gonna need answers dammit!

    If you're insinuating that I'm working behind the scenes with Raven to spread her evil, vile grasp to every corner of the internet, I'm offended!



    ...And, unfortunately, I may have to terminate you for discovering my true intentions... I'm sorry Corban, but you must be destroyed now.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    BoredZero wrote: »
    Oh goodie, a female Sheldon!...sort of.

    The description is somewhat accurate. I am more sociable then Sheldon and less neurotic. And other things as well. In fact, I am quite different from Sheldon. I don't know why I was comparing myself to that joke of human.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Daevan wrote:
    If you're insinuating that I'm working behind the scenes with Raven to spread her evil, vile grasp to every corner of the internet, I'm offended!



    ...And, unfortunately, I may have to terminate you for discovering my true intentions... I'm sorry Corban, but you must be destroyed now.

    O.o

    Bwahahahahaahahahahaahahaha!

    Destroy me if you will pawn of the Empress. The word is out. You've been exposed.

    *Turns and stands there at attention while facing the Ten Forward flag.*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    The description is somewhat accurate. I am more sociable then Sheldon and less neurotic. And other things as well. In fact, I am quite different from Sheldon. I don't know why I was comparing myself to that joke of human.

    Amy Farrah Fowler, then? I'd compare you to Penny, but I prefer to keep my squishy bits intact.
    O.o

    Bwahahahahaahahahahaahahaha!

    Destroy me if you will pawn of the Empress. The word is out. You've been exposed.

    *Turns and stands there at attention while facing the Ten Forward flag.*

    Oh, if you think you know my true plans, you're sorely mistaken. My true goals are so mysterious even I don't know what they are.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Daevan wrote:
    Amy Farrah Fowler, then? I'd compare you to Penny, but I prefer to keep my squishy bits intact.

    Well let's look at the facts...

    Short
    Loves science fiction and fantasy
    watches anime
    has a respectable comic book collection
    has more then a few mangas
    plays RPGs and strategy games
    plays pencil and paper RPGs
    owns several guns and knows how to shoot, load, and clean them all and keeps them in top performance
    owns several swords of various types including a fencing foil, fencing saber, and arming sword and knows how to use all 3 in a fight. Not all at once, but still
    going to school for computer engineering
    dabbles in chemistry and history on the side
    plays the violin
    works out
    has a bunny
    preferred Legos to Barbies
    has a 10,000 + point Imperial Guard WH40k army
    has written several short stories in the universes of Bleach and Star Trek as well as a superhero-fantasy universe I created myself
    Sun allergy so stays indoors when possible
    Dresses with the concept of cute and intelligent in mind. Stuff like skirts, vests, dress shirts, cardigans, bows, thigh-high socks, and hair decs are common. And sometimes I dress like anime characters.
    Has at least conversational skills in Spanish, German and French, working on Russian
    Sleeps about 4 hours a night
    cooks
    keeps things clean
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    I'm pretty sure you'd have Sheldon cowering in a corner crying after an hour... Not that it takes much, but still. :p

    You've actually always reminded me of a friend of mine, only much more intelligent and not as inhumanly loud. Emperor help us if you two ever met.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Daevan wrote:
    I'm pretty sure you'd have Sheldon cowering in a corner crying after an hour... Not that it takes much, but still. :p

    You've actually always reminded me of a friend of mine, only much more intelligent and not as inhumanly loud. Emperor help us if you two ever met.

    I can be loud. Not loud loud, but somewhat hyperactive. People say I am almost like a real life genki girl. Either way, I can't do too much caffeine or other stimulants because those make me too hyper. I popped some Zyrtec-D before and stayed for like 48 hours straight.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    I can be loud. Not loud loud, but somewhat hyperactive. People say I am almost like a real life genki girl. Either way, I can't do too much caffeine or other stimulants because those make me too hyper. I popped some Zyrtec-D before and stayed for like 48 hours straight.

    This friend of mine might as well be the poster child of Genki Girls, maybe with a bit of Kuudere thrown in for good measure. I think we might have found the second RavenClone. This picture alone should make you approve of her.

    Did I mention she's the daughter of a police officer and can outshoot me without even trying? I'm a decent marksman, but she makes me look like a 10 year old with an airsoft gun...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    She gets a thumbs up.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Um, whats the point of this? Cause I was legitimately afraid that Star Trek was going to die.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    *See's his opportunity to escape while everyone talks. Runs and leaps out the window.*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Um, whats the point of this? Cause I was legitimately afraid that Star Trek was going to die.

    There is no point to anything that goes on here.

    *Throws a bottle at the fleeing Corban.* Get back here! You're a part of this!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Daevan wrote:
    Wait... What? Really? It's an Imageshack image, there's no reason it should be setting off your virus detector.

    What happened was this: I see the image for a half a second, then it goes to this other page and says something like "Windows hass detected a virus! Click here to scan for viruses!" I actually fell for that once, so my instinct is to just keep hitting the X button until everything closes. So I keep doing that. It happens a lot one Imageshack. The worst part is that for some reason, it DOESN'T set off my virus detector. I think it might just be malware, but who knows.
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