I am on a drug. Its called Charlie Sheen. Its not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
I am battle tested bayonets.
If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, youd be like, Dude! Cant handle it, unplug this *******! It fires in a way thats maybe not from, uh this terrestrial realm.
Because Im me. Im different. I have a different brain, I have a different heart I got tiger blood, man.
The run I was on made Sinatra, Jagger, Richards, look like droopy-eyed, armless children.
I probably took more than anyone could survive. I was banging seven-gram rocks, because thats how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.
It's sad........but, G@D D@%mit it's comedy gold.
Thoughts on this total meltdown?
I always figured Two and Half Men was a video Autobiography of him. They can always do what the Did when They fired Valerie Harper off of her Show "Valerie" back in the day. We can call the new show Charlie's Family!
My birthday is soon and went I go on the traditional family birthday meal instead of dealing with grandparents who want to direct my every adult move I think I'll freak them out and act like Charlie Sheen, quotes and all!
"I've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA grandpa! I'm shaking the trees, shaking all of the trees! You picked a fight with a warlock! There are parts of me that are Dennis Hopper grandma!"
Charlie Sheen is one drunken, anti-Semitic remark from sharing a PR-$#!&hole with Mel Gibson. Seriously, he needs to go clean up or just go away. He's not as talented as Robert Downey Jr., so a big-time Holywood comeback is extremely unlikely. If he was younger, he 'd be sharing a room with other minor-talent burnouts like Lindsay Lohan and Aaron Carter (I enjoyed Platoon (well, respected it more than enjoyed it), Wall Street, and Major League but his other pics I have seen in spite of him not because of him)
I've seen some of the syndicated Two and a Half Men episodes. It's low-brow comedy. It's like laughing at TRIBBLE-jokes. You laugh, but you feel self-conscious for laughing. It's probably great to watch if you are high or hung over (I feel bad for the cast of that show, especially Jon Cryer (who has seemingly fallen to this, but perhaps I give him too much credit) and Melanie Lynskey (who seemed to have much more potential than this in the 90s, but oh well, if it puts food on the table...)).
Did anyone else catch Charlie Sheen's uStream last night? It was...interesting. And, by interesting, it proved to me that no matter who you are, or how much cash you have, or what family you come from...when you get together with a group of friends, you WILL create a really bad webcast.
Did anyone else catch Charlie Sheen's uStream last night? It was...interesting. And, by interesting, it proved to me that no matter who you are, or how much cash you have, or what family you come from...when you get together with a group of friends, you WILL create a really bad webcast.
Who said I need friends to do a bad webcast?
I mean, it's something I've been considering for ages....
I mean, it's something I've been considering for ages....
Well, a webcast, in and of itself, isn't a bad thing. However, get more than, say, two or three people together, and it becomes a group of guys sitting around telling in-jokes that nobody wants to see or hear. My first ever foray into Internet Radio was in...2001? 2002? My flatmate and myself set up a trial stream for a one-time broadcast, and sat around with a few guys just chatting random TRIBBLE. Granted, we also did some pretty sweet prank phone calls around the world, including an "Kerpal's Dog" soundboard prank to a couple in Florida that showed the ugly truth to how racist old people can actually be. However, outside of that, it was three guys in their early 20s being boring.
I'd love to get back into the scene, as it were, but I really can't stand the idea of going back to Rogues Radio (for various reasons), and I'm not starting my own station again. The last time that happened, it was...bad.
The main thing you need is content. If sitting there watching Charlie Sheen say "Winning!" all the time is someone's idea of great content, more power to them. However, if I'm going to give someone an hour or two of my life, I'd like something in return.
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This guy has obviously gone insane. Lets give him drugs again so he'll go away.
But before I send it on its merry way, an artist's conception of Charlie Sheen's self-image.
Actually it's usually the number one rated show on Mondays at 9pm and usually places in the top 10 overall each week.
It's a pretty good comedy IMO.
It's sad that the show may end up dead because of his mid-life psycho-crisis.
Two and a Half Men is a very enjoyable, non-demanding 20 minutes of television if you ask me.
"I've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA grandpa! I'm shaking the trees, shaking all of the trees! You picked a fight with a warlock! There are parts of me that are Dennis Hopper grandma!"
It's a freaking grown man acting insane(not the good kind) who gets paid a ridiculous amount of money.
I've seen some of the syndicated Two and a Half Men episodes. It's low-brow comedy. It's like laughing at TRIBBLE-jokes. You laugh, but you feel self-conscious for laughing. It's probably great to watch if you are high or hung over (I feel bad for the cast of that show, especially Jon Cryer (who has seemingly fallen to this, but perhaps I give him too much credit) and Melanie Lynskey (who seemed to have much more potential than this in the 90s, but oh well, if it puts food on the table...)).
I mean, it's something I've been considering for ages....
Well, a webcast, in and of itself, isn't a bad thing. However, get more than, say, two or three people together, and it becomes a group of guys sitting around telling in-jokes that nobody wants to see or hear. My first ever foray into Internet Radio was in...2001? 2002? My flatmate and myself set up a trial stream for a one-time broadcast, and sat around with a few guys just chatting random TRIBBLE. Granted, we also did some pretty sweet prank phone calls around the world, including an "Kerpal's Dog" soundboard prank to a couple in Florida that showed the ugly truth to how racist old people can actually be. However, outside of that, it was three guys in their early 20s being boring.
I'd love to get back into the scene, as it were, but I really can't stand the idea of going back to Rogues Radio (for various reasons), and I'm not starting my own station again. The last time that happened, it was...bad.
The main thing you need is content. If sitting there watching Charlie Sheen say "Winning!" all the time is someone's idea of great content, more power to them. However, if I'm going to give someone an hour or two of my life, I'd like something in return.