Well, at least you don't have some kind magical super-virus that flies out of a hole in your neck and buzzes around like some sort of ugly TRIBBLE-colored flying octopus.
Unfortunately the zombiefied cold germs have now infected the nanites. I think we're for another zombie apocalypse folks.
Since I'm patient zero I should be safe from the zombies and so I will remain right here. The rest of you should seek shelter, weapons and food supplies. Oh and head north. Its cold and zombies will freeze. Also I would like to...
*The wall crashes in behind him. A zombified Hazard stumbles in and grabs corbans head. He twists it off and starts munching on it.*
Romulan General does 3644 (5636) Distruptor damage with Orbital Strike III to Corban_Lewis
I had one of those jerks plant a Thaleron mine in a random B'Tran mission. It killed my 6 times over and made my wingman rage-quit. I eventually won by plugging the door and shooting the mine, landed a friggen killamanjaro on them.
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Could be a fire breathing dragon with allergies.
:eek: Nom nom?
*purges the infirm*
*cough* *cough* *arm falls off*
Because that would be stupid.
:eek::eek:
OMG, THE INFECTION IS SPREADING! QUICK, EVERYONE GRAB YOUR ZOMBIE SURVIVAL KITS, AND MEET ON THE ROOF! *Grabs sentry guns and runs up to the roof*
ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
*Corban looks around at the entire internet.*
My god, its full of germs.
ZOMBIE GERMS!!!!!!!!!!
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
There, that should help stave off infection.
Since I'm patient zero I should be safe from the zombies and so I will remain right here. The rest of you should seek shelter, weapons and food supplies. Oh and head north. Its cold and zombies will freeze. Also I would like to...
*The wall crashes in behind him. A zombified Hazard stumbles in and grabs corbans head. He twists it off and starts munching on it.*
Only way to be sure.
Jerk!!!
*coughs up miniature piece of borg tech* oh no...
There was a zombie apocolypse going? ....I mean yes! it was my duty!
*Points*
See there it goes!!!
*Makes a jump for it.*
-applies Hypospray - Dylovene III to Corban_Lewis.
Any better?
45 seconds later.
"COUGH COUGH!!"
*Blows nose.*
Well it was...aaaaAAAHHHCHOOOOO!...nice while it lasted.
thank you google.
Spartan844 does 364 (456) phaser damage to Corban_Lewis with Phaser Sniper Rifle Mk X
Now are you feeling better?
Maybe..maybe not. the ID does weird stuff when it is activated.
Romulan General does 3644 (5636) Distruptor damage with Orbital Strike III to Corban_Lewis
I had one of those jerks plant a Thaleron mine in a random B'Tran mission. It killed my 6 times over and made my wingman rage-quit. I eventually won by plugging the door and shooting the mine, landed a friggen killamanjaro on them.
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I think I'll be making a discrete exit from this thread. Bye!