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SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited February 2011 in Ten Forward
AAAAHHHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Oh...sorry about that. I warned you though!
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    O.o You are nasty.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Could be worse.

    Could be a fire breathing dragon with allergies.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Archanubis wrote:
    Could be worse.

    Could be a fire breathing dragon with allergies.

    :eek: Nom nom?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    It's fine. I have a flamethrower.
    *purges the infirm*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    you think you've got it bad. ive got bubonic plague.

    *cough* *cough* *arm falls off*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Well, at least you don't have some kind magical super-virus that flies out of a hole in your neck and buzzes around like some sort of ugly TRIBBLE-colored flying octopus.

    Because that would be stupid.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Uhh... Corban? You might want to find some Zombrex or something. A sneeze on internet forums is the first sign that you're catching the Zombie Virus.


    :eek::eek:

    OMG, THE INFECTION IS SPREADING! QUICK, EVERYONE GRAB YOUR ZOMBIE SURVIVAL KITS, AND MEET ON THE ROOF! *Grabs sentry guns and runs up to the roof*













    ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I already had multiple months of that illness. *COUGH COUGH COUGH!! AhhhhhHHHHHHACK HACK HACK!!!!

    *Corban looks around at the entire internet.*

    My god, its full of germs.


    ZOMBIE GERMS!!!!!!!!!!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Quick - collect them up so we can defeat those invading aliens!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Then we'll just have alien zombies, I don't think that would be an improvement.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Yes it would. Instead of our weapons being useless, because they are now zombies, our weapons are now effective again!

    OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    *injects Corban with nanites*
    There, that should help stave off infection. :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Unfortunately the zombiefied cold germs have now infected the nanites. I think we're for another zombie apocalypse folks.

    Since I'm patient zero I should be safe from the zombies and so I will remain right here. The rest of you should seek shelter, weapons and food supplies. Oh and head north. Its cold and zombies will freeze. Also I would like to...

    *The wall crashes in behind him. A zombified Hazard stumbles in and grabs corbans head. He twists it off and starts munching on it.*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    *destroys the forums from orbit, with grid fire.*

    Only way to be sure.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    yay salvage!!! *beams pieces onboard and performs inspection of remains* hey no:1 your not looking so good.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Oh, nice going Hoplite. Way to ruin a perfectly good Zombie Apocalypse.

    Jerk!!! :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I don't feel so good....:(
    *coughs up miniature piece of borg tech* oh no...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Oh, nice going Hoplite. Way to ruin a perfectly good Zombie Apocalypse.

    Jerk!!! :D

    There was a zombie apocolypse going? ....I mean yes! it was my duty!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Ugh..my nose has been running all day.

    *Points*

    See there it goes!!!

    *Makes a jump for it.*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Hang on, I know what to do here, just give me...ah, there we are!

    -applies Hypospray - Dylovene III to Corban_Lewis.


    Any better?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    "I feel great!!!!!!!"

    45 seconds later.

    "COUGH COUGH!!"

    *Blows nose.*

    Well it was...aaaaAAAHHHCHOOOOO!...nice while it lasted.

    thank you google.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Hmm.... I know! My Tactical Officer training will fix this!

    Spartan844 does 364 (456) phaser damage to Corban_Lewis with Phaser Sniper Rifle Mk X

    Now are you feeling better?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I'm dying in multiple threads so.....maybe?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I'm dying in multiple threads so.....maybe?

    Maybe..maybe not. the ID does weird stuff when it is activated.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Maybe I should let my friend help...

    Romulan General does 3644 (5636) Distruptor damage with Orbital Strike III to Corban_Lewis
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Oh yes, vaporization, a nice way to........................
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    spartan844 wrote:
    Maybe I should let my friend help...

    Romulan General does 3644 (5636) Distruptor damage with Orbital Strike III to Corban_Lewis

    I had one of those jerks plant a Thaleron mine in a random B'Tran mission. It killed my 6 times over and made my wingman rage-quit. I eventually won by plugging the door and shooting the mine, landed a friggen killamanjaro on them.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    The best way to get rid of a cold is to give it to someone else.

    ...

    I think I'll be making a discrete exit from this thread. Bye!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Biological warfare? Sounds good to me!
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