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SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited March 2011 in Ten Forward
I thought I'd attempt one of these threads.

The idea is this. You provide the question to the answer that was given.

Example: This is the answer you're given: To get to the other side.

So you reply: Why'd the chicken cross the road.

Okay, lets see how this flys.

Here's the answer:

Why not?
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Dude, "Why not" is already a question.

    But here:

    Why shouldn't you mess with the Undine?

    (I'm assuming I post another answer)


    He ate the Banana
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Why did Ravenstein slap Hort?


    a tribble and a klingon Targette!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    What could you possibly watch attempt to breed that would cause your mind to be irrevocably scarred for life?




    A gigantic horde of angry tribbles, some flooding and a hairdryer.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Why were you 2 hours late for work?


    it was like that when I left it I swear!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Edit: Dammit, too late.
    Why is my shuttlecraft covered in TP and whipping cream?


    Because Hort said so, dammit! And Cappy didn't need to puntmallet that Bajoran quite so far!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Why is Chat arresting Capulet?



    Yes you have to eat it.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Ertwin wrote: »
    Why is Chat arresting Capulet?



    Yes you have to eat it.

    You expect me to eat that day old donut?

    Dude, "Why not" is already a question.

    But here:

    Why shouldn't you mess with the Undine?

    (I'm assuming I post another answer)

    He ate the Banana

    Actually I was thinking of "Why?" being the question, but oh well.


    Here's the answer for the next poster

    You don't wanna know.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    What unsightly scene did we walk into upon entering Admiral Quinn's office?

    Because the answer is five.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Why is that Cardassian torturing Picard?


    because only with this can we convince the Jem'Hadar that we are poodles.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Why are you dressed in that rediculous tribble-hide clothing?

    It's...green.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    How can you tell it's the corpse of an Orion?




    seven fifty all together.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    How meny tribbles can a flasherman flash?


    The same as the last guy.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    What will you be drinking, buddy?

    I believe that's hort's.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Whats with this folder with pictures of the woman in Ten Forward? It looks like someone was stalking them.




    I'm sorry I'm not religious.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Want to take a tour of the Ferengi bank of Commerce?


    Get off my lawn you hooligans!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Do you want to buy some Girl Scout cookies?

    If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Okay, who wants to be President of the USA? Archanubis?



    I'm sorry you have the wrong number.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Is this Admiral Quinn's Office?

    Alex Trebeck and Hulk Hogan
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Off the top of your head, name the smartest and dumbest person you can think of...




    Wrecked 'em? It nearly killed him!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    What happened the last time Deanna was alowed to helm a starship?

    Jessica Alba, Alyssa Milano, and She-Ra
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Who flew Admiral Quin's yacht through the Ten Forward windows?

    The great Buglabotter beast of Traal
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Who flew Admiral Quin's yacht through the Ten Forward windows?

    The great Buglabotter beast of Traal

    So uh Doctor? Did you find out what got inserted into my TRIBBLE while I was passed out last night?


    It took three of them, but they got the job done.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    How many blows did it take to kill hort?

    That's no tribble!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Is that a tribble on Kirk's head or a toupee?


    don't worry the damages should be fixed by sometime next year, in the meantime everyone will have to wear bikinis
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    What the hell happened to the first USS Ten Forward!?

    Because I am quite insane.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Why did you try to walk up to the Front Door of the White House with only One Piece of a two piece Bikini


    Veridian III, Romulan Space and Trafalgar Square
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Can you name the least liked places for hen and stag nights?

    1066AD.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    When did MG's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandfather Willy decide he didn't want to be under the thumb of the French King?


    I was no where near Capulet when that happened
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Did you see what Capulet did to hort?

    It was a real struggle and it was THIS big!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Why do you look like you got swallowed by a Whale?


    The Pool in the TARDIS was accidently drained while over the area in question
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