Chief Tribble Breeder:Pelt_Keepist092
Tribble Breeder:
Ship's Bartender: Delsaber
OIC Entertainment:
NCOIC Entertainment:
Miracle Worker: DecadeComplete
Emergency Medical Hologram: Suggested to be "Wild Card*"
Emergency Silliness Hologram:
Emergency Improbability Drive Operations Hologram: Capulet
THAT person everybody hates:
THAT person that constantly gets into trouble:
(NCO)The Keeper of the Gigantic Wrench:
(NCO)The Keeper of the Cake and Pie:GISP
(NCO)The Keeper of All Other Beliefs (Non-official):
(NCO)The Keeper of All Other Beliefs (Official):
(NCO)The Keeper of All Things Silly and Random:
The Replicator With Sentience:
The Replicator That Talks Back: Joshmaul
The Replicator That Simply Exists and Doesn't Do Anything but Replicate:
Knight In Dull Armor:
Dame in Shiny Armor:
Jester with ADEHD:
THAT person that's always in Medical:
THAT person that's always being berated:
THAT person everybody sees every episode but can't remember their name: Tason
THAT redshirt who should've died but never does: hort_wort
THAT redshirt that's always in the corner: Xenor-Nyiad
THAT redshirt that dies every episode but is always somehow in the next one: TsuTsu
Emergency Biological Warp Core Reserve (Or in other words, personnel to be thrown into the warp core for more power): See Redshirts(Pending).
Captain's Pet: HomsikPanda
THAT Officer with Advanced Combat Training (Fencing): AxiomaticRanger
Unseen Troll Under the Bridge: CaptWinters
Cannon-Fod--Ship's Resident Borg: Kitty of Borg: SciFiFan_78
Other Positions:
Q (AKA, The GM):
If you can read this, you don't need glasses.
Non-Essential:
Keeper of The Records Of All Things Happening, Serious, Silly, Insane or otherwise:
Freakazoid
OIC = Officer In Charge
NCOIC = Non-Commissioned Officer In Charge
*Wild Card = Character that can be played by anybody
I think we did something like this before, maybe around this time last year.
We had a USS Ten Forward RPG where each person that participated held a post aboard the Galaxy. Hazard was Captain, Chat was at the Helm, and I think I was Executive Officer (may be wrong on that), but these are the only ones I remember right off the top of my head.
If I can find a link to the thread, I'll post it upon request.
Most of our "ship's staff" isn't with us any more and we destroyed ourselves by flooding the ship and a hairdrier on the warp core. This was, I think, last August. That's been dead ever since.
I'm all for this. I'm not knocking the idea, and if I've sounded like I have, I don't mean it at all.
So all things, considering, I think I'd go with an engineering post was well, since I'm wanting to go into aerospace engineering when I get out of high school. If not engineering, probably go for executive officer or captain positions.
Most of our "ship's staff" isn't with us any more and we destroyed ourselves by flooding the ship and a hairdrier on the warp core. This was, I think, last August. That's been dead ever since.
"As you have yet to select a security chief, respectfully I would like to submit my candidacy. Should you desire, I can provide character references." (Abram's Star Trek, Spock to Captain Kirk, end of the movie)
Maybe Capt. Zero should assume the role of captain this time around so she can start picking her crew for the U.S.S. Ten Forward - A. I don't mind being first officer either if no one else wants the job, otherwise, I'd still be happy with second officer.
Dibs on engineering because that's what I am in real life.
I also nominate Hort as our Ablative Security Person.... Who has MIRACULOUS regenerative properties. Some even go so far as to say he is ETERNAL....
Ah, that would explain why avatar looks like it could be an auto-lathe or something.
Wait wait wait, what does ablate actually mean?
-googles-
1. Medicine To excise, amputate, or otherwise destroy the biological function of (a body tissue, for example).
2. To remove by erosion, melting, evaporation, or vaporization.
Oh boy, this job's gonna be worse than my last one.... :rolleyes:
I doubt we'll have any. If so, we'll ust throw them in the brig until they change their minds. Feel free to list your crew/roster at your convenience Captain.
I think i'll submit my candidacy for Warp Core Specialist. As long as no one turns on the anti-matter flow while I'm in there, we'll be fine.
P.S. Contrary to popular belief, feeding engineers to the warp core do not increase efficiency, it's either you feed it, Borg Tribbles, or toss in "Red Shirt #2" in.
Q has been removed from the Semi-Essentials due to the fact that I have not yet been able to work out how having a Q on board would work without being overly overpowered.
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I also nominate Hort as our Ablative Security Person.... Who has MIRACULOUS regenerative properties. Some even go so far as to say he is ETERNAL....
We had a USS Ten Forward RPG where each person that participated held a post aboard the Galaxy. Hazard was Captain, Chat was at the Helm, and I think I was Executive Officer (may be wrong on that), but these are the only ones I remember right off the top of my head.
If I can find a link to the thread, I'll post it upon request.
Most of our "ship's staff" isn't with us any more and we destroyed ourselves by flooding the ship and a hairdrier on the warp core. This was, I think, last August. That's been dead ever since.
I'm all for this. I'm not knocking the idea, and if I've sounded like I have, I don't mean it at all.
So all things, considering, I think I'd go with an engineering post was well, since I'm wanting to go into aerospace engineering when I get out of high school. If not engineering, probably go for executive officer or captain positions.
Who teh **** was your engineer? Ronald McDonald?!
http://forums.startrekonline.com/showthread.php?t=127274
It's a bit of a tale as to how we went down, so I'll leavve it at the link.
Now, each of you needs a complete physical.
*Snaps on a big latex glove.*
Who's first?
Ah, that would explain why avatar looks like it could be an auto-lathe or something.
Wait wait wait, what does ablate actually mean?
-googles-
Oh boy, this job's gonna be worse than my last one.... :rolleyes:
I ... guess. What does that translate as? Faceless Redshirt who can die several times in each episode?
Those are Space Marine positions. And there are no girl Space Marines. Maybe...
There is a theory on the internet out there that one or both of the missing Primarchs were female, but that is just silly.
But Commissars can shoot people for little to no reason, get an awesome hat and coat, and a sword.
Failing that, some kind of magical girl. Engineer is already taken.
Actually, there's an Officer position and non-com for Engineering, Tactical, Medical and such.
I doubt we'll have any. If so, we'll ust throw them in the brig until they change their minds.
I can be a (Mad) Science Officer, right?
P.S. Contrary to popular belief, feeding engineers to the warp core do not increase efficiency, it's either you feed it, Borg Tribbles, or toss in "Red Shirt #2" in.
Also I nominate HomesickPanda as the Captain/ ships's pet.