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SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited February 2011 in Ten Forward
Other people get love letters from Jackalope in their Cryptic account mailbox.

I get this:
Hello I am sylvia,

I guess you will not surprise to receive my mail? i saw your profile and it
sound well.I will like us to exchange good relationship.I am sylvia
by name,No kid and never marry.from here you can contact me at this
email address(*EDITED*)so that i can send you my
pictures and also tell you more about myself,have a nice day
and i am waiting to hear from you soonest,

Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love and concern matters alot in life

(*EDITED* at yahoo dut com)
Yours
sylvia

So, like... Is it legit?
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    share her pix too pls
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    looks legit to me
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    You should totally hit that.


    With an inverse tachyon beam.
    *is shot for using an old joke*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    You should write her back, leading with your credit card number. That is how love works right?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    You should write her back, leading with your credit card number. That is how love works right?

    thats how I do it
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Warning! It is probably a Klingon female in a tribble-fur bikini!

    Relocate to the nearest Federation planet and lay low!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Dude... I got the exact same e-mail! LOL

    I was wondering, considering I don't have anything 'relationship' related in my profile. Now I know it's a scam.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Dude... I got the exact same e-mail! LOL

    I feel betrayed. :(
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Okay, do this. Tell her you're a wealthy Nigerian man. You really want to like marry her and shower her will millions, but to do that you need 5k to bribe the bank into releasing your dough. Chicks, dig Nigerian millionaires.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Okay, do this. Tell her you're a wealthy Nigerian man. You really want to like marry her and shower her will millions, but to do that you need 5k to bribe the bank into releasing your dough. Chicks, dig Nigerian millionaires.

    bahahhaahahahahahahahahahhaha
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I feel betrayed. :(

    Obviously you didn't answer back fast enough...

    I did..., and got a lovely pic in return...



    I just can't figure out which is her face and which is her TRIBBLE... :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    DaveyNY wrote: »
    Obviously you didn't answer back fast enough...

    I did..., and got a lovely pic in return...



    I just can't figure out which is her face and which is her TRIBBLE... :eek:

    that ugly eh?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Hello I am going to do my best to take all your monies,

    I guess you will not surprise to receive my mail If you are looking from someone to take all your monies? i saw your profile and it sound well.I will like us to exchange good relationship and all your monies.I am sylvia by name,No kid and never marry.from here you can contact me at this email address

    (GIVEMEALLYOURMONIES@LOLIGOTYOURMONIES.COM)so that i can send you my pictures That i found on the internet and also tell you more about myself,have a nice day and i am waiting to hear from you soonest, Because I really want your monies

    Remember the distance or colour does not matter but all your monies is all that matters alot in life

    (GIVEMEALLYOURMONIES@LOLIGOTYOURMONIES.COM)
    Yours
    sylvia

    There ya go. I fixed that for you. Might be easier to understand now. :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    DaveyNY wrote: »
    Obviously you didn't answer back fast enough...

    I did..., and got a lovely pic in return...



    I just can't figure out which is her face and which is her TRIBBLE... :eek:

    What was it?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Summit wrote: »
    that ugly eh?

    Look at my avatar....


    If I think's she's ugly....

    ...Wellll.....
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    You know, you could reply like the guy who pranked the Nigerian scammer by posing as Randolph Carter from H.P. Lovecraft! I still get a kick out of reading it!

    http://www.mycodedontstink.com/solutions/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=9856&start=0
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Other people get love letters from Jackalope in their Cryptic account mailbox.

    I get this:



    So, like... Is it legit?

    I got the same thing too. What gives here?? I don't play STO to find someone, I play STO because I enjoy it.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    forresto wrote: »
    What was it?

    ...ever see The Exorcist...


    ....Well..., imagine lookin' at the bottom end of that...


    ...and add more hair...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    A low profile is a good profile. ;)

    ---
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    U Dont Want The Axe To Fall On U!!!

    Hilarity!!!!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I told her I was a wealthy, orthodox Ferengi businessman with traditional beliefs.

    I said I liked latinum, long walks in the Divine Treasury, and discussing the profitability of yamok sauce futures.

    Oh, and I told her my lobes were a meter in diameter.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I told her I was a wealthy, orthodox Ferengi businessman with traditional beliefs.

    I said I liked latinum, long walks in the Divine Treasury, and discussing the profitability of yamok sauce futures.

    Oh, and I told her my lobes were a meter in diameter.

    Haha, that is awesome. Speaking of awesome, I may have to add this to my sig:
    Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love and concern matters alot in life

    ?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Somewhere a very lonely broken-hearted girl is crying her heart out. See what you did. Very evil and mean....

    Please continue...and get a cookie. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Other people get love letters from Jackalope in their Cryptic account mailbox.

    I get this:



    So, like... Is it legit?

    I Just got this too.....Cryptic are you trying to set me up on a date? I have a Girlfriend
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    sylvia wrote:
    Hello I am sylvia,

    I guess you will not surprise to receive my mail? i saw your profile and it
    sound well.I will like us to exchange good relationship.I am sylvia
    by name,No kid and never marry.from here you can contact me at this
    email address(sylviakelvin71@yahoo.com)so that i can send you my
    pictures and also tell you more about myself,have a nice day
    and i am waiting to hear from you soonest,

    Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love and concern matters alot in life

    (sylviakelvin71 at yahoo dut com)
    Yours
    sylvia

    Hello Sylvia,

    I am Zordar. I'm glad you liked my profile. Finding open-minded females that enjoy galactic domination is very difficult. I've never married but I've sired several children with various concubines. Only two remain, as the others tried to overthrow me and I had to destroy them. I appreciate you offering to send me your pictures, but that will not be necessary. I've been watching you for quite some time now. I know all about you, your family, that incident at the clinic, everything. My advisers have been most amused by your antics of late. Too amused. I shall have to make an example of one of them.

    A little about me. As a galactic conqueror I'm on the road a lot. Travel is one of the many benefits of this lifestyle. On occasion you will be required to accompany me to official functions (subjugation ceremonies, planetary surrender, 'Extermination of Species X' day festivities, etc), but your duties will be light. I have been known to fly into a rage whenever my wishes are not met, but this only results in disintegrations about half of the time.

    Please don't let the ominous undertones in this message discourage you from accepting the inevitable. Once you acquiesce to your fate you will be treated like a princess until either one of the other concubines eliminates you or I tire of you, at which point your fate will be decided by lobster knife fights. Regardless of the overwhelming aura of menace this missive might create, I am not without mercy. I've never personally disintegrated one of my concubines.

    I look forward to your unconditional emotional surrender.

    Sincerely,


    Z
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Epic Zordar, really. :D:D:D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I got the same thing too. What gives here?? I don't play STO to find someone, I play STO because I enjoy it.

    There is some logic to this, where else are you going to find a large collection of Sci-fi geeks? Now apply the usual Sci-fi geek stereotype, and you see the logic.
    However, where it all goes a bit mankey is that most of us have at least two brain cells to rub together and can spot a con job from several miles away.

    Must admit I never thought this sort of Spam would appear in here.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    zordar wrote: »
    I look forward to your unconditional emotional surrender.

    That sir, was awesome! I totally LOL'ed on that part! :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I got 2 emails from Sylvia. :D

    It's even funnier because I'm a girl. Sorry guys, I think Sylvia bats for the other team.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Jexsam wrote: »
    You should totally hit that.


    With an inverse tachyon beam.
    *is shot for using an old joke*

    Yeah....this option FTW.
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