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Corban is back! *dances*

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited February 2011 in Ten Forward
Ok he's looking less wolfish these days but good old Corban is definitely back! Hurrah! Hurrah!
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I KNOW!!!!!!!

    I saw that post and was like "Whaaaa...?"

    But yes, at least for a brief shining moment...Corban was here!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    He's still here, just rusty at the whole 10Forward speed posting thing ^_^
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Capulet wrote: »
    He's still here, just rusty at the whole 10Forward speed posting thing ^_^

    I'm gonna try and be a little less addicted to the forum and game than I was before.

    Bwahahaha!

    Made myself laugh.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    CORBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN DALLAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!

    Sorry... I think of 5th Element when I see that name. lol
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Aisling wrote:
    CORBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN DALLAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!

    Sorry... I think of 5th Element when I see that name. lol

    No no no no what was that? That wasn't green. It must pop pop POP! Like this. Supergreen?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Welcome back, Old Timer.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Aisling wrote:
    CORBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN DALLAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!

    Sorry... I think of 5th Element when I see that name. lol

    You're not the only one.
    Capulet wrote: »
    No no no no what was that? That wasn't green. It must pop pop POP! Like this. Supergreen?

    Ug. Hated that guy.

    Welcome back, Old Timer.

    Thanks sonny. I got a shiney quarter fer ya if ya want to shovel my sidewalk.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    You're not the only one.

    Who would make that association? :rolleyes: AH! Wolfie! perfect Now Corban is officially back. /Bacon
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Holy ****.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Capulet wrote: »
    No no no no what was that? That wasn't green. It must pop pop POP! Like this. Supergreen?

    Ah Ruby Rod... you made the movie cheesy and ridiculous. Partly why I loved the movie so much. lol
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Hoplite wrote: »
    Holy ****.

    *Pulls out a blue marker*

    Heh heh heh.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    *Pulls out a blue marker*

    Heh heh heh.

    ROFL we're dead.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    *Pulls out a blue marker*

    Heh heh heh.

    We are not amused Dave.

    *Blows all the air locks at once*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Hoplite wrote: »
    We are not amused Dave.

    *Blows all the air locks at once*

    I regret nothiiiiiiiiing!

    *Is sucked out an airlock*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Still eating bunnies...you bunny eater?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Of course not.

    *Cough cough*

    Ewww..bunny furball...I mean.. Uh..

    *runs*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    *tosses a few rabbits at Corban*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I'm gonna try and be a little less addicted to the forum and game than I was before.

    Bwahahaha!

    Made myself laugh.

    CORBAN! Long time no see!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Corban. . . hmmm Corban. . . wait is that. . . no, no, no. . . hmm Coorr-baann. . . doesn't ring a bell.

    Maybe if I saw a picture. . .

    <.<

    Oh I see. . . yeah I think I know that guy. . . disappeared. . . TWICE.

    *gets tranq gun and experimental subdermal tracking device*

    This may sting some. . . just be sure to report any dizziness or unexpected urges to sing nursery rhymes to your doctor immediately.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    mizarone wrote: »
    *tosses a few rabbits at Corban*

    Psst. Give em to me later and...SHhhhhhhhh!
    CORBAN! Long time no see!

    Zero! If you enjoyed killing me in game before I'll be even easier now.
    Xiaza wrote: »
    Corban. . . hmmm Corban. . . wait is that. . . no, no, no. . . hmm Coorr-baann. . . doesn't ring a bell.

    Maybe if I saw a picture. . .

    <.<

    Oh I see. . . yeah I think I know that guy. . . disappeared. . . TWICE.

    *gets tranq gun and experimental subdermal tracking device*

    This may sting some. . . just be sure to report any dizziness or unexpected urges to sing nursery rhymes to your doctor immediately.

    I am feeling an urge to sing. Anyone wanna hear me sing in Ventrillo or Skype?

    Yeah thats what I thought.

    *Sings to himself.*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    If it's not Beatles, I want no part of it.

    Welcome back, things have gone to hel* here.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    spartan844 wrote:
    If it's not Beatles, I want no part of it.

    Welcome back, things have gone to hel* here.

    Gone to hell? How so? Someone with time on your hands! Fill me in!

    Manners, right.

    Please?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Well, let me count the ways:

    1: About 17 different superweapons or bioweapons now exist at the same time in the main RP thread.

    2: There's a Mafia thread

    3: The 1-year Anniversary was also greifer heaven.

    4: There is a Rage Quit thread on Page 2 of 10f

    5: Remans with Thaleron weapons!!!!

    6: Horta and Sehlat and Targ, oh my!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    First Hazard sided with the Dark Ones and the First of Takopra ended in a stalemate. During the fighting LostMattykun was set ablaze and thrown at Hazard to no effect. At some point Chuck_Norris showed up and was eaten by MaxSpock. However MaxSpock was in turn smoted by Captain_Zero freaking out on tacos.

    Trench warfare set in until Ravenstein had everyone build a Trojan Bunny, which we shoved a bird named hort_wort into and dropped on Hazard's defenses. We advanced by then some mod began nuking our threads with extremely well aimed artillery.

    In an unholy ritual we raised Spartan from the dead and Hazard mysteriously disappeared. I think he was abducted by the Canadian mafia.

    Then the great prophet Superlink showed up and with his rambling madness started the Fifth Forum Cleansing, in which disco was outlawed. This resulted in the Second Battle of Tokopra. Afterward Superlink disappeared as mysteriously as he left, but Chat transformed into a muffin.

    And now there is the schism between the Capulet followers and the Ravenstein followers, which I am fanning the flames of to root out the disloyal elements for purging.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    First Hazard sided with the Dark Ones and the First of Takopra ended in a stalemate. During the fighting LostMattykun was set ablaze and thrown at Hazard to no effect. At some point Chuck_Norris showed up and was eaten by MaxSpock. However MaxSpock was in turn smoted by Captain_Zero freaking out on tacos.

    Trench warfare set in until Ravenstein had everyone build a Trojan Bunny, which we shoved a bird named hort_wort into and dropped on Hazard's defenses. We advanced by then some mod began nuking our threads with extremely well aimed artillery.

    In an unholy ritual we raised Spartan from the dead and Hazard mysteriously disappeared. I think he was abducted by the Canadian mafia.

    Then the great prophet Superlink showed up and with his rambling madness started the Fifth Forum Cleansing, in which disco was outlawed. This resulted in the Second Battle of Tokopra. Afterward Superlink disappeared as mysteriously as he left, but Chat transformed into a muffin.

    And now there is the schism between the Capulet followers and the Ravenstein followers, which I am fanning the flames of to root out the disloyal elements for purging.

    Love you too Revie *airkisses* None shall rest till the earth is scorched and all non believers join together in ashes.

    P.S. I mean that is the friendliest and most humble way. muahaha weeee.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Psst. Give em to me later and...SHhhhhhhhh!

    *Puts the rabbits into a box and drops them off at a predesignated location. Mizarone then draws a pink line on a nearby dumpster to let Corban know that the package as arrived.*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    spartan844 wrote:
    Well, let me count the ways:

    1: About 17 different superweapons or bioweapons now exist at the same time in the main RP thread.

    2: There's a Mafia thread

    3: The 1-year Anniversary was also greifer heaven.

    4: There is a Rage Quit thread on Page 2 of 10f

    5: Remans with Thaleron weapons!!!!

    6: Horta and Sehlat and Targ, oh my!
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    First Hazard sided with the Dark Ones and the First of Takopra ended in a stalemate. During the fighting LostMattykun was set ablaze and thrown at Hazard to no effect. At some point Chuck_Norris showed up and was eaten by MaxSpock. However MaxSpock was in turn smoted by Captain_Zero freaking out on tacos.

    Trench warfare set in until Ravenstein had everyone build a Trojan Bunny, which we shoved a bird named hort_wort into and dropped on Hazard's defenses. We advanced by then some mod began nuking our threads with extremely well aimed artillery.

    In an unholy ritual we raised Spartan from the dead and Hazard mysteriously disappeared. I think he was abducted by the Canadian mafia.

    Then the great prophet Superlink showed up and with his rambling madness started the Fifth Forum Cleansing, in which disco was outlawed. This resulted in the Second Battle of Tokopra. Afterward Superlink disappeared as mysteriously as he left, but Chat transformed into a muffin.

    And now there is the schism between the Capulet followers and the Ravenstein followers, which I am fanning the flames of to root out the disloyal elements for purging.
    Capulet wrote: »
    Love you too Revie *airkisses* None shall rest till the earth is scorched and all non believers join together in ashes.

    P.S. I mean that is the friendliest and most humble way. muahaha weeee.

    *Sits in his computer chair, pondering all he's heard. Raises a finger looking inspired, then drops it and ponders some more. Finally he replies to the information with the only response that seems appropriate.*

    WTF?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Maaannn...what the hell? I come back, and all I get is "where the heck have you been?" Corban comes back, and he gets a whole thread. WTF?

    BTW, welcome back Corban.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Vrano wrote:
    Maaannn...what the hell? I come back, and all I get is "where the heck have you been?" Corban comes back, and he gets a whole thread. WTF?

    BTW, welcome back Corban.

    That is what you get for putting my tribble on **** m"gee's cleavage.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    *Sits in his computer chair, pondering all he's heard. Raises a finger looking inspired, then drops it and ponders some more. Finally he replies to the information with the only response that seems appropriate.*

    WTF?

    It makes perfect sense in context. I guess you needed to be there.
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