Freakazoid here - wishing you all either a Happy Singles Awareness Day or Valentine's Day, depending on your outlook. No, I didn't come up with Single Awareness Day, it isn't mine.
So I figured I'd share this little tidbit I literally just penned. Enjoy...or not. In which case, don't.
Tis the day in February when hearts ignore the biting cold,
Racing in anticipation and joy at the thoughts of offers bold,
With cards and chocolates and gifts galore as emotions are bared,
Or with bitter and humorous denial to those who dare not bear it,
Known to most as the day of Saint Valentine,
Or to others a SAD day,
As couples and lovers walk merrily with heart in hand,
As the loud brass bands play passing by loners, who on a pancake lay.
It does not matter, tis only another day.
Yea there ya go...get her chocolates....like her a** isnt big enough already.....think about the message this sends to many self consious women watching their diet.......
Then if yer lucky she's not allergic to the flowers you got her...
Jeez, nothing like spending the rest of yer days in the supermarket shopping for that TV Dinner for one, so you can get lost in cable TV and forget if for a moment just how lame yer dating life is.......no go ahead....no one will notice....have some more candy......its only a soap opera......No way she said I was her first.....why do I have to get the shot of penicillian? Why wont this itch go away........
If thats lonely, Im glad i aint it......anyone else notice that the intials for Valentines Day is VD, kinda reminds you of the hazards of a day such as this.....filled with love..........
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The rabbit hutch beckons....*starts wandering off towards it*
SAD is also not mine.
It's just another "give me some friggin' candy" day for me, heh.
Then if yer lucky she's not allergic to the flowers you got her...
Jeez, nothing like spending the rest of yer days in the supermarket shopping for that TV Dinner for one, so you can get lost in cable TV and forget if for a moment just how lame yer dating life is.......no go ahead....no one will notice....have some more candy......its only a soap opera......No way she said I was her first.....why do I have to get the shot of penicillian? Why wont this itch go away........
If thats lonely, Im glad i aint it......anyone else notice that the intials for Valentines Day is VD, kinda reminds you of the hazards of a day such as this.....filled with love..........