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The Care and Feeding of Your Horta

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited July 2014 in Star Trek Online General Discussion
This thread is a place to post wisdom reguarding your horta, Feel free to add when you discover such wisdom.


- Never let your horta sit on your lap- especially if you'd like to chat with it and expect answers.
- Never let your horta fetch the newspaper.
- Always let the seat cool down when you are planning on sitting somewhere your horta has been sitting. This is especially true when using the restroom.
- Avoid letting your horta carry your homework, for some reason teachers don't have much sympathy for you.
- You can only play frisbee with your horta once per frisbee, so bring a lot of frisbees (this applies with usuing metalic diss like pie tins as your horta will find them yummy).
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    - Never let your tribble play with your horta, the results are tragic unless you're a Klingon. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    - Horta have a sense of humor and are great with practical jokes- especially when giving someone a hotfoot ( or new meaning to the "hotseat"). :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    The thing is Horta's are not "hot", its a common misconception.
    Horta's produce a very powerful acid that they use to dissolve rock and kill with.... as well as writing "No Kill I" :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Alexraptor wrote: »
    The thing is Horta's are not "hot", its a common misconception.
    Horta's produce a very powerful acid that they use to dissolve rock and kill with.... as well as writing "No Kill I" :p

    Never let your Horta on a "base".........
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    If your gas grill won't fire up, just get your horta and grill away.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Alexraptor wrote: »
    The thing is Horta's are not "hot", its a common misconception.
    Horta's produce a very powerful acid that they use to dissolve rock and kill with.... as well as writing "No Kill I" :p


    Dammit Jim, who let the Vulcan in on the humor? Those pointy vulcan ears always try to kill everyone's fun, unless that's how they have fun....by the way what's one of the results of a chemical reaction involving acid you green blooded..........:D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Bobborg wrote:
    Dammit Jim, who let the Vulcan in on the humor? Those pointy vulcan ears always try to kill everyone's fun, unless that's how they have fun....by the way what's one of the results of a chemical reaction involving acid you green blooded..........:D

    LMAO Bones, great comeback
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    my hortas name is stanford and he shall become the greatest hole-burner of them all
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    My Horta is named Spicy, becuase it is hot hot hot.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Oh my horta has a first name it's H O R T A ,
    Oh My horta has a second name it's.......uhm, okay I can't pronounce it or spell it. dang. :eek:
  • haxmagixhaxmagix Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    What can you feed these thigns to turn them into combat pets?
  • iconiansiconians Member Posts: 6,987 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Fossils. Like this thread.
    ExtxpTp.jpg
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Oh dear. Dead since 2011? This must be some sort of record.
  • xsupersnailxxsupersnailx Member Posts: 180 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Never let a Horta sit in your Captain's Chair
  • tenkaritenkari Member Posts: 2,906 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    To answer necro guys question. there is nothing to feed them, combat hportas are found via echange, or through the C-store.
  • erei1erei1 Member Posts: 4,081 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    haxmagix wrote: »
    what Can You Feed These Thigns To Turn Them Into Combat Pets?
    Braaaaaaaaaaains ?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • cptjhuntercptjhunter Member Posts: 2,288 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    It`s dead jim.
  • anazondaanazonda Member Posts: 8,399 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    crashdragon wrote: »
    In a games forum? What are you, crazy?

    Braaaiiiinnnnssss

    Hey hey now!

    BAD ZOMBIE BAD GO BACK TO THE GROUND!

    Seriously folks, if a thread hasn't been responded to in 30 days please don't bring it back up :( If you feel you need to continue the thread by all means make a new one! :)

    /Closed

    ~Askray
    Don't look silly... Don't call it the "Z-Store/Zen Store"...
    pwebranflakes wrote: »
    Let me put the rumors to rest: it's definitely still the C-Store (Cryptic Store) It just takes ZEN.
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