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The Question of Replicated Meat

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited February 2011 in Ten Forward
Hmm... Now where know that Starfleet, Like any quasi-military organization, is going to have an acronym for replicated meat. Might I suggest Synthetically Produced Animal Matter.
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Even a cheap, faulty, 70 year old ferengi replicator could'nt produce something as odious and vile as spam
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    How about SHMEAT?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Reclamated Protein Granules
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Transporter Accident Leftovers? can I get a TALwitch please? extra redshirt!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    L.O.A.F. = Lookalike Organic Artificial Flesh
    :rolleyes:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Biological Angus Bovine Immitation Edible Suppliment


    I think we can all agree that makes the best accronym.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Ertwin wrote: »
    Biological Angus Bovine Immitation Edible Suppliment


    I think we can all agree that makes the best accronym.

    I ATE A BABY!? :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Not Unquestionably The Same As Cow.

    Don't delay, eat a NUTSAC today.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Who says its meat that comes out of the replicator? For all we know, its a soybean product. ;):p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    HOrrible Rancid Thew, Substituting FAre Certified as Edible.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Of course, Hort himself prefers them Unquestionably Not Decisively Edible, Really A Gross Eat
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    [Julian and Ezri enter Quark's for some morning breakfast. A Troupe of klingons are in the background with Bat'leths and kegs of Bloodwine]

    Julian: You sit here, dear.

    Ezri: All right.

    Julian: Morning!

    Quark: Morning!

    Julian: Well, what've you got?

    Quark: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

    Klingons: Spam spam spam spam...

    Quark: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

    Klingons: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

    Quark: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

    Ezri: Have you got anything without spam?

    Quark: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

    Ezri: I don't want ANY spam!

    Julian: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

    Ezri: THAT'S got spam in it!

    Julian: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

    Klingons: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)

    Ezri: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

    Quark: Urgghh!

    Ezri: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

    Klingons: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

    Quark: Shut up!

    Klingons: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

    Quark: Shut up! (Klingons stop) Bloody Klingons! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

    Ezri: I don't like spam!

    Julian: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

    Klingons: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

    Quark: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

    Julian: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

    Quark: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Klingons drown his words)

    Klingons: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
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