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Poetry in Motion

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited February 2011 in Ten Forward
*Rules of creativity:

-It has to be orginal.

-it can be funny, serious, or just plain odd (which fits most here anyhoo)

-Vulgarity not allowed....unless its disguised within the flow of the words via substitution.

-bonus points for pure genius.

-subject matter can be anything....but Star Trek related pieces preffered.

-Cryptic can play along too...

At the end of this month, and the end of every following month (if this thread goes the distance) we will vote for the best and most creative, funny, and weird.

There are many many smart individuals here in 10F......and Capt. Zero's constant efforts have inspired me to create this thread. Thnx Capt....:)

Have at it.....lets see what you guys got.....any kind of poetry will do....just don't wear out the Haikus guys?
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    starfleet are blue, klinongs are red,
    when they meet in pvp, someone winds up dead.

    so what do i win?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    starfleet are blue, klinongs are red,
    when they meet in pvp, someone winds up dead.

    so what do i win?

    A trip to seti bikinni VI...the one without the space roaches and rock beaches.......LOL :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    This is poetry, this is you in motion.
    *kicks castogere off a cliff*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Chat wrote:
    This is poetry, this is you in motion.
    *kicks castogere off a cliff*

    YAAAAHOOOOHOOOOHOOEYYYYY


    (in the distance you hear)....i can see my house from heeeerrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee.......................


    Roses are the Klingons way of saying Im sorry
    Phasers are the way the Feds say hello
    All snide inside the breen make you feel welcome
    The cardassian solution involves the passive aggresive love stretched out with a knife in the hand...
    As the Ferengi wait like vultures to steal yer wallet when your down......
    The only true friend is a blue friend.......even then Andorians gather with a glustery gloom...a cold heart in every room.
    Zoom....hits warp speed to pick up his nachos...soft tacos.....nice set of burritos......too bad they're made of Targ meat....

    :(
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Roses are red, violets are blue
    And poetry is for saps.
    :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Purple beam, blue stream
    Green laser, orange phaser
    And Rainbow Bright strikes!

    Bat'leth in my hand
    Sniper Rifle somewhere else
    This is the future?

    Trill girl officer
    Looks so cute in miniskirt
    Spots go all the way

    Space, Final Frontier
    My god it is full of stars
    Hey, there are four lights

    Ion Particle Beam
    Bounces off main deflector
    Yeah, we made that up

    Vulcans, so logical
    Pointy ears, always win chess
    Green blood hobgoblin
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    The roll and bake
    hip hippy shake
    I dance in my own fountain
    i dont share sharron
    care about Charon
    or worship Diana..

    I keep my weapons warm
    and scan for harm
    I spin a tale
    without explaining
    hungry hippos and 21c walmart

    I can pvp to pavarotti or lady gaga
    i zip and whack the snicker snack
    Im a over born product of the starfleet class..

    a diplomatic blast..
    Quinn gives me Shirley Bassey
    I kick out Stravinsky
    and fall on my
    yates
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Saurians are red,
    Bolians are blue,
    Romulans are dead,
    and the Klingons are too.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Saving my Goth Angel of Death one for later..


    Wheres that Quantum of Solliance as it rains and one does not reach 3000 at solitaire?
    Is it with the cat on the lap bumping the arm as i try to type.. ur with sylvia plath.
    its the trip to the grocer and forgetting the coffee
    is it the way you smile
    many nights go by.
    what can i do,,

    is it the view of new barn kittens that begins ones day
    or the broken reading glass bow..
    some things are left to unknown..

    in Lord Tennyson or Byron.. or maybe Shelby..
    shakespeare sonnet...?
    Ney robbie Burns
    where your tamishater falls in your highness
    and cromwell wants your kin to relocated to NI
    for loyalties to Stewarts House..
    I blame it on Duke William
    where Normandee was no good enough..
    Put the pinch on vassall housed to gather the levies
    and marche
    Grand Armee Du Nord.. would be proud.
    We're at them
    Englataria bound.
    Ode to things you do when your internets down....
    held bastage to the caprices of the wind...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    His eyes black, his nose cold
    face green with trivial delight
    his query approaches from a forth night

    Lashing teeth in anticipation
    he can't get over his constapation (sorry couldnt resist)
    Lightyears out he holds it in
    waiting for his officers notice

    Then alas.....its his turn
    beam me down, beam me down
    Ive got one at the crown
    forever pushing the limits on his inner strenth:eek:

    Gotta go, where to find....
    searching in anticipation.......
    Alas He has found thee

    Race to the door, in like a shutter
    the door is locked, deposit 5 bars of GPL?
    rage ensues.... as the ferengi makes his dues....:mad:

    The preasure is great, he just cant wait........
    Out comes the phaser....melts the door in anger
    then....relief........only to discover.....
    ten minutes later.........

    That the Ferengi also charges for paper..........:(
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Poetry may be for sapps...but did you know that those who create poetry do so by activating all areas of the brain simultaneously...rather than regular grammer which only accesses a few select points.

    That and Humor was first utilized by a poet in publishings....as was sarcasm........since then those two qualities have evolved to what we see today...all because a poet created a poem with snide remarks as a jab to the local gov.......trying to remember his name........



    AH good lord now I have to think..........maybe I should put it in the form of a poem.....:rolleyes:
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