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Happy Birthday Hort!

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited February 2011 in Ten Forward
Everyone has to be nice to him today because he's getting pretty old and losing his Fruit Loops. Toucan's don't normally live this long so he might need to be put down. :P So...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HORT!!!
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Hort just stand on that big red X there, your cake should be arriving aannny second now :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Ah yes Hort.

    I remember when he was young and wanted to try acting... Did not end well.

    I remember the girls he brought home... Thank *insert deity of your choice here* for the light switch.

    I remember when he got real excited about having a bday par... AAAAAH! IT BURNS MY EYES!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    happy hortday to you,
    happy hortday to you,
    happy hortday dear birth,
    happy hortday to you.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Happy Birthday! :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Happy B-day Hort!!!

    Enjoy this reprieve because tomarrow you become the whipping boy once again! :p

    Just kidding, or am I?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Happy Birthday Hort!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    He's only turning 28! Geesh....:rolleyes:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Dawwwww thanks you guys.... :o
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    hort_wort wrote: »
    Dawwwww thanks you guys.... :o

    aw .. i couldnt link to the beam me up hotie vid.. ah Well.. HBD.. to U Hort and many more..
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    happy b-day here's my present my daughter.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    He's only turning 28! Geesh....:rolleyes:

    What does that equate out to in Toucan years? :P 'm much too tired to do the maths.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Happy Belated Birthday Hort! And remember, growing up is mandatory - growing old is optional.

    Or is it the other way around?

    ;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Why's this getting bumped? Heh
    xemion1111 wrote: »
    happy b-day here's my present my daughter.

    Isn't she the one who's bruised from getting slapped around by you? Poor thing.... :(
    JCSWW wrote: »
    What does that equate out to in Toucan years? :P 'm much too tired to do the maths.

    Hmmm toucans live up to 20 years, so I guess that means I'm like 140ish? :eek:

    So this means I can date girls who are (28/2)+7 = 21 and older, right? :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    hort_wort wrote: »
    So this means I can date girls who are (28/2)+7 = 21 and older, right? :D

    Well, that's what the Judge told you is supposed to happen anyway.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Happy Birthday Pal
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    hort_wort wrote: »
    Why's this getting bumped? Heh



    Isn't she the one who's bruised from getting slapped around by you? Poor thing.... :(



    Hmmm toucans live up to 20 years, so I guess that means I'm like 140ish? :eek:

    So this means I can date girls who are (28/2)+7 = 21 and older, right? :D

    Happy birthday.

    And I guess you can't date me now.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    And I guess you can't date me now.

    Not until September :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    Happy birthday.

    And I guess you can't date me now.
    hort_wort wrote: »
    Not until September :p
    Hey hort....sloppy seconds, I'm first! :p
    < not even 20 :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Happy Birthday Hort :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Sorry if it's late, Happy Birthday Horti, hope you had a good one dude! :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    hort_wort wrote: »
    Isn't she the one who's bruised from getting slapped around by you? Poor thing.... :(

    ya but now you can have her do what ever you want!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    Hey hort....sloppy seconds, I'm first! :p
    < not even 20 :D

    Hear that hort, you'll have to wait a few years before you can date Dawson.
    hort_wort wrote: »
    Not until September :p

    True. Assuming you don't turn 29 before then.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    Hear that hort, you'll have to wait a few years before you can date Dawson.
    Haha. Never thought someone would twist it to that....
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    True. Assuming you don't turn 29 before then.
    That can be arranged....*forges Hort's Birth Certificate to say "Born 1st April 1973"*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    hort_wort wrote: »
    Dawwwww thanks you guys.... :o

    Happy birthday Hort. Since it has passed you do understand the punishment may resume yes?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Capulet wrote: »
    Happy birthday Hort. Since it has passed you do understand the punishment may resume yes?

    You mean it took a break? ;):p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Archanubis wrote:
    You mean it took a break? ;):p

    Didn't it? a few days at least.
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