hort_wort wrote: » Dawwwww thanks you guys....
MGDawson wrote: » He's only turning 28! Geesh....:rolleyes:
xemion1111 wrote: » happy b-day here's my present my daughter.
JCSWW wrote: » What does that equate out to in Toucan years? :P 'm much too tired to do the maths.
hort_wort wrote: » So this means I can date girls who are (28/2)+7 = 21 and older, right?
hort_wort wrote: » Why's this getting bumped? Heh Isn't she the one who's bruised from getting slapped around by you? Poor thing.... Hmmm toucans live up to 20 years, so I guess that means I'm like 140ish? :eek: So this means I can date girls who are (28/2)+7 = 21 and older, right?
Ravenstein wrote: » And I guess you can't date me now.
Ravenstein wrote: » Happy birthday. And I guess you can't date me now.
hort_wort wrote: » Not until September
hort_wort wrote: » Isn't she the one who's bruised from getting slapped around by you? Poor thing....
MGDawson wrote: » Hey hort....sloppy seconds, I'm first! < not even 20
Ravenstein wrote: » Hear that hort, you'll have to wait a few years before you can date Dawson.
Ravenstein wrote: » True. Assuming you don't turn 29 before then.
Capulet wrote: » Happy birthday Hort. Since it has passed you do understand the punishment may resume yes?
Archanubis wrote: You mean it took a break?
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I remember when he was young and wanted to try acting... Did not end well.
I remember the girls he brought home... Thank *insert deity of your choice here* for the light switch.
I remember when he got real excited about having a bday par... AAAAAH! IT BURNS MY EYES!
happy hortday to you,
happy hortday dear birth,
happy hortday to you.
Enjoy this reprieve because tomarrow you become the whipping boy once again!
Just kidding, or am I?
aw .. i couldnt link to the beam me up hotie vid.. ah Well.. HBD.. to U Hort and many more..
What does that equate out to in Toucan years? :P 'm much too tired to do the maths.
Or is it the other way around?
Isn't she the one who's bruised from getting slapped around by you? Poor thing....
Hmmm toucans live up to 20 years, so I guess that means I'm like 140ish? :eek:
So this means I can date girls who are (28/2)+7 = 21 and older, right?
Well, that's what the Judge told you is supposed to happen anyway.
Happy birthday.
And I guess you can't date me now.
Not until September
< not even 20
ya but now you can have her do what ever you want!
Hear that hort, you'll have to wait a few years before you can date Dawson.
True. Assuming you don't turn 29 before then.
Happy birthday Hort. Since it has passed you do understand the punishment may resume yes?
You mean it took a break?
Didn't it? a few days at least.