Ok since Cryptic has tried SCIENCE! and technology to keep the servers going... notice it didn't work... it's time to try a sacrifice to the Network Server Gods.
In order to complete the ritual I will need the following:
One pristine copy of Legend Of The Overfiend, original edition.
Two virgins
Six hairs off of Captain Picard's head
A copy of the funnest Garfield Comic Strip Ever
A quart of oil from a 1996 Dodge Neon with less than 30,000 original miles
President Obama's birth certificate.
Bring them to me, High Priestess Marie and I will complete the ritual. Upon completion, a portal will open and UNLIMITED BANDWIDTH will pour forth into this reality. Lag will be banished to a realm of non-ecludian horrors, and all bugs will be CRUSHED while new features roll out on a timely basis.
Ok since Cryptic has tried SCIENCE! and technology to keep the servers going... notice it didn't work... it's time to try a sacrifice to the Network Server Gods.
In order to complete the ritual I will need the following:
One pristine copy of Legend Of The Overfiend, original edition.
Two virgins
Six hairs off of Captain Picard's head
A copy of the funnest Garfield Comic Strip Ever
A quart of oil from a 1996 Dodge Neon with less than 30,000 original miles
President Obama's birth certificate.
Bring them to me, High Priestess Marie and I will complete the ritual. Upon completion, a portal will open and UNLIMITED BANDWIDTH will pour forth into this reality. Lag will be banished to a realm of non-ecludian horrors, and all bugs will be CRUSHED while new features roll out on a timely basis.
...well hop to it kids we got a server to fix!!!
The ritua will never start then.....b/c the thing I highlighted doesn't exist.
Haha he's so from Kenya....even a "Welcome to Kenya" border sign even has "Birthplace of B.O." Wish the pic wan't on my phone though...otehrwise I would pot this funny as hell pic
Well I guess we could substitute the blood of a Tall Canadian Geologist instead. We won't banish lag and there may be some bugs still but it's better than what we have now.
Ok since Cryptic has tried SCIENCE! and technology to keep the servers going... notice it didn't work... it's time to try a sacrifice to the Network Server Gods.
In order to complete the ritual I will need the following:
One pristine copy of Legend Of The Overfiend, original edition. Done
Two virgins Should be easy enough
Six hairs off of Captain Picard's head Ummm that could be a problem
A copy of the funnest Garfield Comic Strip Ever Don' they have to be funny first?
A quart of oil from a 1996 Dodge Neon with less than 30,000 original miles Easier time to find hair from Sir Patrick
President Obama's birth certificate.not touching that one with a 10 parsec pole
Bring them to me, High Priestess Marie and I will complete the ritual. Upon completion, a portal will open and UNLIMITED BANDWIDTH will pour forth into this reality. Lag will be banished to a realm of non-ecludian horrors, and all bugs will be CRUSHED while new features roll out on a timely basis.
...well hop to it kids we got a server to fix!!!
Oh and another thing... Capulet is High Priestess here, so if yo uwant the title, it'll require a deathmatch, and she's got The Mallett
Ok since Cryptic has tried SCIENCE! and technology to keep the servers going... notice it didn't work... it's time to try a sacrifice to the Network Server Gods.
In order to complete the ritual I will need the following:
One pristine copy of Legend Of The Overfiend, original edition.
Two virgins
Six hairs off of Captain Picard's head
A copy of the funnest Garfield Comic Strip Ever
A quart of oil from a 1996 Dodge Neon with less than 30,000 original miles
President Obama's birth certificate.
Bring them to me, High Priestess Marie and I will complete the ritual. Upon completion, a portal will open and UNLIMITED BANDWIDTH will pour forth into this reality. Lag will be banished to a realm of non-ecludian horrors, and all bugs will be CRUSHED while new features roll out on a timely basis.
Everyone around here knows that God-Empress Suzumiya is our favored deity here. And the Suzumiya does not like sacrifices. Offerings of space heaters, digital video cameras, frog costumes, and pellet guns are welcome however.
I chug that "liquid pain-of-fire" hot-sauce and drink Whisky streight from the bottle. I'm am utterly fireproof at this point... and resistant to all forms of "burning."
I chug that "liquid pain-of-fire" hot-sauce and drink Whisky streight from the bottle. I'm am utterly fireproof at this point... and resistant to all forms of "burning."
Simple solution then, Empress....
*pulls lever and drops Capt_Marie into the freezer below via trap door*
Those aren't people those are used-car dealers, Jiffy-Lube attendents and that really creepy dude that hands out towels at the YMCA. They lost their humanity YEARS ago.
I'm telling you I'm utterly harmless. When I'm not keeping the servers up and running I work with my friend Aneta Florczyk at the Rolled Up Frying Pan Factory. She rolls 'em I put them into the boxes and ship them around the world....
I'm telling you I'm utterly harmless. When I'm not keeping the servers up and running I work with my friend Aneta Florczyk at the Rolled Up Frying Pan Factory. She rolls 'em I put them into the boxes and ship them around the world....
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The ritua will never start then.....b/c the thing I highlighted doesn't exist.
Haha he's so from Kenya....even a "Welcome to Kenya" border sign even has "Birthplace of B.O." Wish the pic wan't on my phone though...otehrwise I would pot this funny as hell pic
Well I guess we could substitute the blood of a Tall Canadian Geologist instead. We won't banish lag and there may be some bugs still but it's better than what we have now.
Oh and another thing... Capulet is High Priestess here, so if yo uwant the title, it'll require a deathmatch, and she's got The Mallett
Male or female?
Everyone around here knows that God-Empress Suzumiya is our favored deity here. And the Suzumiya does not like sacrifices. Offerings of space heaters, digital video cameras, frog costumes, and pellet guns are welcome however.
And given that I won't FIT into a Nalge Bottle I do not forsee any curtailment of my rituals.
...any luck tracking down that Dodge Neon oil, folks?
Fixed that for you.
Captain_Marie has confessed to their heresy! Burn the witch!
I chug that "liquid pain-of-fire" hot-sauce and drink Whisky streight from the bottle. I'm am utterly fireproof at this point... and resistant to all forms of "burning."
*pulls lever and drops Capt_Marie into the freezer below via trap door*
I'll need:
Every greifer/hacker in STO
a very elaborate Rube Goldberg machine.
TRIBBLE Cheney
and the final ingredient...
wait for it....
wait for it....
Bam: http://media.photobucket.com/image/Red%20vs%20Blue%20motivational%20posters/Glockwork_Orange/Motivational%2520Posters/1176950541110.jpg
*beans MGDawson with a frozen turkey leg as she climbs back out* STILL THE WIN--- Wait wrong thread. Sorry.
I say we throw the heretic on a proper alter. Won't fix the servers but will make the Church of 10Forward happy.
Sacrifice is noble..
I think somebody put a witch hat on somebody. .but she got better?
Do you weight the same as a Duck or was it a goose...??
I won't sacrifice you. But we do have a zero tolerance policy for servants of Chaos.
So you admit to having the recipe at one time. That doesn't mean you aren't a servant of chaos, just a bad one.
Hey, she still has the recipe! No wait...this is her "to kill list"....
Such things are never to be put to paper. She's displaying henchmen level incompetence. Good thing she's on Chaos's side.
*remembers his "to kill list" is still in need of several kills. Spots a rat, and stomps on it*
Got him....*takes note of "1 Rat"
Lets try this again, unless you work for Dr Evil you don't write down hit lists! *MALLET*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJug16NlqPk
So you love Chaos, and hate blue collar workers and pancakes. You are seriously messed up. What can you put on a bunny's head if not pancakes?
Put that away O.O
Can it be? Is bacon your one true weakness?
*prepares multi-phasic syncronic bacon/anti-bacon assault cannon*
MUAHAHAHAHA I will reduce you to a cloud of Bac-ohs and croutons! Croutons as you know are the elementary particle of crunch!